Wednesday, August 2, 2023, AT LAST – IT’S TIME!
Football season is exactly one month away from today. Kick-off at Kyle Field is September 2 at 6:00 PM. At last news from Texas A&M can focus on football.
For those of you who have lived under a hot rock and do not know what all has gone on at Texas A&M, plus those of you who enjoy conspiracy theories and believe anything you read on the Internet here is a summary. Jimbo Fisher tried to hire a Black woman in the journalism department. But when it was discovered that she had no football skills her NIL contract was revoked three times. So the President of Texas A&M resigned. Then the new offensive coordinator, Bobby Petrino, asked a professor, who looked like a volleyball coach to join him on his motorcycle to go to The Dixie Chicken for a cocktail. When Lieutenant Governor, Dan Patrick, (the Costello of the Abbott duo) found out, he sent the Texas Alcohol and Tobacco Commission to investigate. They found that The Chicken does not serve cocktails and only serves beer. All investigations ceased. That was OK because just behind The Chicken in Northgate cocktails will be available at:
I cannot wait to not go!
Johnny Manziel to open bar, night club on Northgate https://www.kbtx.com/2023/08/01/johnny-manziel-open-bar-night-club-northgate/
One month prior to the first game is when I put the games and the opponents on the calendar. So here’s what I’m thinking…
September 2 New Mexico State @ Texas A&M – 6:00 – First Game Excitement
September 9 Texas A&M @ Miami – 2:30 – A litmus test of the season and on ABC too
September 16 @ 3:00 LA Monroe @ Texas A&M – Remember Appalachian State
September 23 Auburn @ Texas A&M TBD- The first Freeze of the SEC season
September 30 Texas A&M Arkansas – Aggies and Pigs at Jerry World
October 7 Alabama @ Texas A&M TBD Both teams from the state of Alabama in Kyle Field in the same year? Is there a transportation discount from Alabama to Texas? This is the Johnny Hawkins Game for the Tide. He was a cousin of Sadie Hawkins on his father’s side.
October 14 Texas A&M @ Tennessee – TBD Rocky Top and Ugly Orange Checkered Endzones
October 28 South Carolina @ Texas A&M TBD – Please be the 11:00 game! I have a wedding at 5:00!
November 4 Texas A&M @ Mississippi TBD – Hotty Totty, The game is in Oxford!
November 11 Mississippi State @ Texas A&M RIP Mike Leach and Big Solid
November 18 ACU @ Texas A&M @ 11:00 AM – The “You get a high percentage of the gate receipts if you survive” game.
November 25 Texas A&M @ LSU –How about two against L-S-U?
Games times may change due to anything that can happen.
See you at Johnny’s! Gig ‘Em!