Monday, January 13, 2020 – TODAY! The Division I NCAA College Football Championship
TO: The LSU Tigers
FROM: The Institutions of Higher Education created by The Morrill Act (Land grants Universities),
The schools of the Southeastern Conference,
The people of Louisiana, and
Those who have roots there even though they do not live there
DATE: January 13, 2020
SUBJECT: Beat the Hell Out of Clemson
GEAUX TIGERS! Bring that trophy to Louisiana!
We are all wearing purple and gold today.
Besides, nobody looks good in orange. It does not match any other colors and does not rhyme with any other words.
Look, even my cat. Obviously, she is a descendant from the line of one of the LSU’s Mike the Tiger.
This message is only good until November 28, 2020!
Gee, now you have hair everywhere!! Wearing my LA shirt tonight! Beaux Tigers!
WHAT A. GAME!!!