Friday, November 28, 2014 – HORSE LAUGH!
In case you did not hear it last night yelled from Kyle Field, here is the Texas A&M horse laugh yell.
Riffety, riffety, riff-raff! Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff! Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff! Let’s give ‘em a horse laugh: Sssssss!
As in PISSSSSSSS on a hot rock and on you if you were wearing a black and white zebra striped shirt last night and the horse laugh you rode in on too, REFs! How many people in Kyle Field saw LSU jump off sides and into the neutral zone as the ball was snapped? Over 100,000. How many people with a yellow flag in their pants saw it? ZERO! WHAT? Was your bus back to the swamp leaving at 10:30 and you had to get to the bus station? Well, time definitely ran out on the Aggies last night with a non-called penalty in which the play resulted in an interception giving LSU the ball. Losing to the opponent is one thing. Losing to the referees is another. But onward. Don’t look backward unless you intend to go there. Just remember.
TCU are you impressed with us now, Committee? The Horned Frogs put a Frog Ass-whipping on the Texas Longhorns. It appears TCU will be the religious school in the Big Top. Who knew? However, I would not want to be in Fort Worth next year and you know, “worst defeat in Austin, DKR” will be on the locker room walls in a couple of years as a reminder when Swoops is a veteran.
On a different shaped ball note, the # 7 nationally ranked Texas Aggie Women’s basketball team plays the # 8 nationally ranked Duke Women’s basketball team on Sunday at noon in Reed Arena. Look for me on TV. I will be the one wearing maroon. I hope those referees did not go to the School for the Blind where last night’s refs apparently attended. BTHO Duke.