Thursday, December 8, 2016 – Aunt Bureaucrat’s Words of Wisdom.
“When you’re up to your a$$ in alligators, you forget that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.”

Thursday, December 8, 2016 – Aunt Bureaucrat’s Words of Wisdom.
“When you’re up to your a$$ in alligators, you forget that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.”

Posted in Education, humor, Misc., Native Texan, Politics
Wednesday, December 7, 2016 – Connect the Dots
Time Magazine voted President-Elect Donald Trump as Person of the year for 2016. Before Trump supporters began to celebrate, Hillary Clinton would have been the Person of the Year had she been elected. The Time Person of the Year is not always an honor. The person selected is a change agent. It is a pictorial statement of opinions voted upon by the magazine editors with an end result of picturing individual(s), groups and even things which signal potential and highly significant changes in the world. The resulting changes more often than not led to an increase in social, political, economic, religious issues and pressures and whether we liked it or not – the world changed.
For example, let us look at some previous Time Persons of the Year. Adolph Hitler was featured in 1938. The following year Joseph Stalin was on the cover. In fact Stalin was featured twice – once again in 1942. In 1957 Nikita Khrushchev was featured after he banged his shoe on the podium at The United Nations while screaming “We will bury you!” Remember in elementary school we all had to learn to spell Khrushchev before we practiced crawling under our desks and put our hands over our heads in the event of nuclear war? And in 1979 the Ayatollah Khomeini was on the cover. We all had to learn to spell that name too. Heck we had to learn to spell “ayatollah.”
I won in 1966 sort of – The “person” of the year was The Inheritor representing a generation of American men and women aged 25 and under – soon to be labeled Baby Boomers.
In 1974 King Faisal King of Saudi Arabia, was acknowledged in the wake of the oil crisis of 1973–1974, caused by Saudi Arabia withdrawing its oil from world markets in protest at Western support for Israel during the 1973 Arab-Israeli War. Let’s recall those sweet memories of waiting in the gas lines at 6:00 AM in your designated day.
Then Mayor of New York City, Rudy Giuliani, graced the magazine cover in 2001. However, most think it should have been Osama bin Laden. Had it not been for him, Giuliani would not have made as much history.
In 2003 Time selected The American Soldier – Representing U.S. forces around the world, especially in the Iraq War (2003–2011).
The Protesters were featured in 2011. This cover represented many global protest movements — for example, the Arab Spring, the Indignants Movement, the Occupy Movement and the Tea Party movement — as well as protests in Chile, Greece, India and Russia among others.
The Tea Party movement? How interesting is that? This is part of the group today who called protestors against their candidate, ideas, ideals and the election outcome -“crybabies, entitled, whiney hinnies; millenniums, dead beats, non-voters, off springs of terrible parents” etc. Hmm.
Oh well – “plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose“– “the more it changes, the more it’s the same thing.” (Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1808 -1890) French author and journalist known for his bitter wit.)
Connect the dots however you want. We are living history.

The Butterfly – the symbol of transition. Photo by me.
Posted in humor, Native Texan, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Tea Party Movement, Time Magazine
Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – Merry Christmas and Manseutude
Good Morning Boys and Girls,
Please note: I will sue your happy butt if you do not let me express my freedoms expressed in the greeting. Besides, I am rethinking law school. With the new administration and President Elect Twitter, the most jobs he will create will be in the field of lawyering up along both sides.
Our vocabulary word for the day is: Mansuetude. Is a noun that means mildness, gentleness, the mansuetude of Christian love.
“I know there are people who do not love one another and I hate people like that.” Tom Lehrer.

Friday, December 2, 2016 – Conference Championship Weekend and the Way Way Back Machine!
Before we begin, let us review (Saint Madeline, Patron Saint of Education). It is Snarky Friday. I only write about college football teams I like and/or play teams that I like. However, it is the “Be nice, not naughty” season so I am trying reel in the Snark. Please stop laughing.
The Conference Championship for the conference formerly known as The Big 12 will play their faux conference championship in Oklahoma when Bedlam breaks out between the Oklahoma Sooners and the Oklahoma State Cowboys. The Cowboys are coached by the man voted “Best Mullet in College Football,” Mike Gundy. Let’s go Cowboys! “Hell is coming and we’re coming with ‘Em.” Go Pokes!

The Southeast Conference Championship is between # 1 Alabama and Florida. DROWN THE GATORS! DRAIN THE SWAMP! TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ROOOOOLLLLLL TIDE! Go Jalen. At least you can make Texas football proud.
I am sure I would look cute in an Alabama championship shirt of some kind. It’s not like Bama Fans don’t have a zillion of them. A nice hound’s tooth hat would look cute on me too. Just saying. I would have posted a pic.
But before college there is high school. The Way Back Machine was in action yesterday. In fact it was in way, way back mode. Check out what Magnolia history I uncovered in the family storage. Magnolia High School yearbooks. These are from 1946-1952.

I quickly glanced through them and saw names such as: Groves, Cronin, Flemings (both sets), Carraways, Smith (as in Toby and Cedric) Buckalew, Grogan, Wade, Sanders, Evans, Covingtons, Harpers, Hanks, Graves, Deans (all sets of them too,) Damuths, Ricketts, Davenports, Purvis, Lott and so many more. There are some great photos of the old school, including the old cafeteria. I cannot wait to start sharing. Nothing like a picture of ya’ll in elementary school.
The weather is supposed to turn chilly this weekend. Perhaps these letter jackets will keep you warm with Magnolia memories.

Posted in College Football, Education, Native Texan
Tagged Alabama, Bedlam, Florida, history, Magnolia, Magnolia High School, Oklahoma, Oklahomas State University, OU, Sooners, Texas
Thursday, December 1, 2016 – Need a Unique Gift for Christmas? Or Maybe Celeste’s Birthday? Want to Buy an Elephant?
I am on my way to spend the day with my favorite sister. She and I plus other family members are in the process of downsizing again. That is the polite way to say we are going through boxes and saying things such as: “Where did all this junk comes from?” And more importantly “What in the heck are we going to do with it?”
This takes us to gifts and let us address the elephant in the room, or in this case the over 100 elephants in the storage unit.
It all started when this fabulous woman, let’s call her, Celeste – began to collect elephants – not the real ones – at least not to my knowledge.

Then many of her students – also known as Cherubs – began to collect elephants. This includes one of Celeste’s original Cherubs, my sister. At the time of this writing, we are not certain of the inventory of elephants in storage, but the number of boxes marked “Elephants” gives me pause.
Our current idea is this to sell them as gifts. Let me know if you are interested in purchasing an elephant. I am certain we can make you a Christmas bargain – this entire box for only $1.00 and it is BOGO!
The alternative is: If ya’ll don’t buy these elephants Celeste and Tarvah are going to be so surprised on Christmas morning when Santa leaves them on their doorstep. I think an elephant in your camera range, T, will add much to your fabulous wildlife photos.
Wednesday, November 30, 2016 – Aggie Ball
It was elementary day at the Texas Aggie women’s game against USC. There were over 4000 screaming and hollering full of energy, towel waving baby Aggies.
Season tickets holders were moved from their regular seats to other seats. They also fed ticket holders breakfast. I would say I landed a pretty good seat – sweat slinging close. The only thing separating me from the team was the railing.

The player on the left is Anriel Howard – aka Lashes.
Look closely just below the other player’s ear lobe. Those are Howard’s natural lashes. When she puts on the glam ones her lashes look like butterflies. She is such a great athlete and a beautiful and talented young lady. The one blowing the bubble, Danni Williams, Miss 3 Point Shooter, is no slouch either.
But alas, the former Queen of the Houston Comets, basketball coach extraordinare Cynthia Cooper-Dykes and her USC Trojans proved victorious, in a great game.

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