Monday, November 27, 2023 – My Monday After Saturday College Football Awards
Win or lose every team that played this weekend gets a Great Game Award. Every fan from every team gets a Poopy Undies Award. Since it was such a wild and crazy weekend, the undies come with a portable oxygen tank. It was such a wild weekend in college football I do not know where to begin.
Coaches
Texas Aggies – We got a new coach. No. Wait. We Stooped too soon. We don’t have a new coach. Wait Ohio State lost to Michigan AGAIN. What about him? No. Wait. Now we have a new coach.
From the Bryan Eagle – Mike Elko arrived in College Station by plane just after 2 a.m. Monday. He was accompanied by his family and several A&M athletics administrators, including athletic director Ross Bjork.
See RL! I told you he would come in the dead of night. Lessons learned.
Several coaches were relieved of their head coaching duties, including University of Houston, Dana Holgorsen Mississippi State’s Zach Arnett. Told you Dana was not going to make at UofH.
Games
Texas Aggies – Great game against LSU. LSU scored 42 points with a Heisman hopeful quarterback while TAMU scored 30 points with a third string quarterback. Therefore, I award the Aggies the Way to Hang Award! And I do hope Jaxon Daniels win the Heisman.
Kansas State and Iowa State both receive the Football Snow Globe Award. Iowa State slides in the snow to win 42 to 35.
And now to the miracles…
Oklahoma State goes to the Big 12 Championship by defeating BYU 34 to 40 in Double OT in the cold and rain as testified by GNiece #1 (a very loyal OSU Grad) and hubby Michael, who is not an OSU grad and looks at wife with great love and she’s crazy look). BTHO UT and FYI – Jerry World is covered. Go Pokes!
And with a fourth and goal from the 31, with Auburn statistically a 99% winning chance, the Miracle of Rolling Tide takes place. Milroe somehow found Isaiah Bond in the back corner of the end zone, and the PAT gave the Tide a 27-24 lead.
At this point I am fairly certain that JH, and all of the other Bama Alumni, fainted.
Given the Ole Miss and Mississippi State game on Thursday night and the Texas AA&M and LSU game on Saturday, plus the Holy #$%@ for the miracle games, the Big Solid Swear Jar had over $20. I think the season has collected over $200. Damn it, I must cuss a lot during football games. I have not finalized where the money will go. I am down to two places and will probably give $100 to each. $100 to the Brazos Valley Food Bank and $100 to Aggieland Humane Society. Thank you Big Solid.
Happy Monday. Stay warm. Be sweet and be kind to yourself! You deserve it.