Wednesday, August 31, 2016 – Dancing With the Stars or Shoot Me Now!
Grab your hot glue and glitter handguns. It is almost time to watch the Has Beens try to dance. Here is this season’s line up for Dancing With the Stars (DWTS).
Maureen McCormack – There’s a story; bout a man named Brady… Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Ryan Lochte – you said you were going to hang up your Speedo. Didn’t Speedo hang up on you along with your other sponsors? May I suggest you dance to The Eagles’ Lying Eyes?
Laurie Hernandez – Go Laurie! The Mirror Ball will look nice next to your gold medals.
Amber Rose – Have no idea who you are, but I do like your name.
Tara Joley – Have no idea who you are either.
Marilu Henner – She has one of those perfect memories where she forgets nothing.
Rick Perry – The longest reigning governor of Texas will be doing the Texas two-step since he can only remember two things. Oops. Can you possibly embarrass the state and Texas A&M anymore? I would like to forget everything about you. Seeing you in glitter doing the desperation samba makes my stomach hurt.
Jake T. Austin – ?
Calvin Johnson – Football player. A wide receiver for Detroit Lions known as Megatron – ? Who in Texas watches Detroit? Only when they play the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. Note to the producers of DWTS: Tony Romo should be available next season.
Kenny Baby Face Edmonds – ?
Vanilla Ice – Really? Was MC Hammer not available?
James Hinchcliff – Race car driver
Jana Kramer – a country western singer I never heard of.
What else can I watch on TV that promises to be as exciting and entertaining as DWTS? How about CSPAN?