Monday, November 26, 2018 – My Monday After College Football Awards – Week Thirteen
Big scores; ugly helmets, home cooking and more. Let’s move the chains down the sideline and hand out my Monday after college football awards.
Washington 28 Washington State 15 – Both teams receive The Snow Globe Award. I award Mike Leach and the Washington State team The Frozen Award as we sing “Let it go.”
Penn State 38 and Maryland 3 – The Always A Contender for Ugly Helmet Award goes to Maryland. Can there possibly be a football helmet as ugly? Penn State says yes – Ohio State.
Michigan 39 Ohio State 62 – So another Ugly Helmet Award goes to the Buckeyes of Ohio State for their pot leaf helmets. I award Michigan the Where’s Waldo Wolverine Award. Did the real team miss the bus?
Clemson 56 South Carolina 35 – Clemson wins the Palmetto Trophy. Uncle Will Muschamp better get the Gamecocks winning. He wins The Coach’s Hot Seat for 2019.
Alabama 52 Auburn 21 – Alabama wins the Tina Turner Award as they continue Rolling Down the River!
To the Big 12
Baylor 35 Texas Tech 24 – Kliff Kingsbury receives the Mac Davis Award because Kliff will be seeing Lubbock in his review mirror.
Oklahoma West Virginia 59-56 – I award The Aerial Heisman Display Award to both teams. Also both teams receive the You Just Thought You Scored a lot of Points Awards
Texas 24 Kansas 17 – I award THE University of Texas the Back to the Big 12 Championship Award. Enjoy your Hat Trophy, because the Big 12 One goes back to Oklahoma next Saturday. To the Kansas Jayhawks I award the Robert Frost Award because you have Miles to go before you sleep with a football trophy.
Let’s see. It seems I am leaving a game out. What game would that be?
LSU 72 Texas A&M 74 7 OT
Load up the trailers and tote off the awards. Seven Overtimes!
To the LSU Tigers and the Texas Aggies I award the following:
- Great Game Award
- Poopy Undies Award
- Pepto Bismal Award for upset as in the game, the LSU fans, my stomach.
- Manicure Award for a nail biter
- Unbelievable Stamina Award – this award goes to the teams, coaches and fans.
- Neither Team Should Have Lost Award
- Unbelievable Game Awards
- Great Plays Awards
- Great Coaching Awards
- One for the Record Books
- Epic Game Award
- It’s a Rivalry Now Award
- Lastly – I award the Referees at Kyle Field the Home Cooking Award. Sometimes it’s hard to see out of bounds on the home field.
The Bowl Projections are out. Here is a bowl game I would NOT like to see.
Oregon in their bright, yellow, banana, high liter uniforms, playing Washington State in all red uniforms on the Boise State blue field. It could be called The Primary Colors Bowl.