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Wednesday, September 2, 2015 – End of Watch – Officer Down

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 – End of Watch – Officer Down

My goal for Here’s What I’m Thinking is to make readers smile and/or think. I do not often post such emotional and serious posts, but today in light of recent events, I felt compelled to post a memory from 2004.

End of Watch – October 31, 2004 – Badge 683 – Austin Police Department

In 2004 I attended the Austin Police Citizens Academy. After twelve weeks of class, it was time to ride with an officer. I was excited. Here are the remembrances from that night.

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It was Halloween, October 31 and it was the time change. I chose to ride the 6:00 PM shift. I rode out of the North Austin PD station.

Early hours – routine traffic stops; cruzing around; a fender bender; just keeping a presence.

“Lunch” about 10:30 PM; remembered it was at a Chinese place; another officer joined us; best Jalapeno chicken. Fun time talking to officers.

But then the night turned.

Return to cars: As we walked to the patrol car, the other officer pulls alongside “our” patrol car and said “seen the screen?”

As soon as we get into car and turn on screen we see “accident, officer involved” Then we get a call.

This one is serious. A domestic disturbance at an apartment complex. Other officers are called in. I am told to move away from an exit in the event of an attempted escape. An arrest is made and we are to transport the person to the Travis County Jail.

As we drive south on I-35 the screen comes on again. It reads “Captain and Chaplin headed to Brack” (Brackenridge Hospital). My officer looks at me and asks “Do you know what that means?” I answer “I think so.”

We arrived at the jail, but I was to stay in police car while he took the prisoner inside for booking. It proved to be most interesting observing the other police officers bringing in their Saturday night, Halloween pick-ups for booking.

It is 2:15 AM by this time. My officer returns and says “we’re going to the downtown police station and I will file my reports so far from the night.” It was on the way to the police station when the screen read: “Officer Amy Donovan died shortly after 2:00 AM. Prepare badges.”

While my officer wrote his reports, I watched other officers come in, write their reports and put the black band around their badge. There was complete silence.

Upon completion of his reports and his addition of the black band on his badge, we set off to another call. This time to the Motel 6 on North I-35. Given the possible danger, I had to wait in the car again. Seems as though the two ladies of the evening were with a gentleman, but the ladies stole all of his money and then ran off with two men in a car.

As I sat waiting in the patrol car, all I could think of was my classmates who were riding from the South station. Many of them were with attending officers at the scene.

My officer’s shift ended about 5 o’clock and we returned to the station. We had little to say on the last two calls.

The following Monday’s class was to be the debriefing about our rides. Counselors from APD were brought in for us because they knew we were riding with officers and had been witness to the night. I have never had such an experience. After we told our stories, we all held hands and cried.

When an officer goes down, I am sick to my stomach, my throat closes and when I am alone, I cry – just like I did that night for Amy. Just as I do in light of recent events.

Never take the service and dedication of law enforcement officials for granted. They are indeed there to serve and protect. And they put their lives on the line every day and night for our protection. Bless them all.

http://www.odmp.org/officer/17486-police-officer-amy-lynn-donovan

Amy Lynn Donovan was 37 years old and left a husband and four children.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 – Delay

Wednesday, September 2, 2015 –

There will be a delay in today’s posting. Check back later today.

 

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 – Assessment Practice

Tuesday, September 1, 2015 – Assessment Practice

Good morning, class.

Before we begin instruction, it is time to take away from it to practice for the state assessment tests. Yesterday you were to define the following new vocabulary words:

Beer o’clock

Wine o’clock

Fatberg

Butt dial

Cat café

cat cafe

Cat café in Denver. Nothing like a cat walking across the table where you are about to eat.

Today, you must use at least four of them in a single sentence. For example, “It was late into beer o’clock at the cat café when Sally realized she butt dialed her exboyfriend so she just called him a fatberg and hung up.”

Remember all of your hopes and dreams of the future depend on how well you do on assessment tests. In addition your school really wants a big “A” assigned to it to hang in front so the world can see. Of course we know in the new accreditation scheme the “A” stands for Affluent. Therefore it you attend schools such as Highland Park in Dallas or THE Woodlands HS in THE Woodlands, you will have no trouble.

And in what little time left for instruction, ensure you are aware of the following for the weekend.

Kyle Allen – named starting quarterback for The Fighting Texas Aggies – WHOOP!

Tyrone Swoops – named starting quarterback for THE University of Texas – come one Tyrone, you got this! It is just a mural with a painting of Touchdown Jesus on the wall of the library. Hook the Irish!

In addition to following the SEC and the Big 12, this year the schools of The Southland Conference are added to teams I like. This includes two alma maters of mine – Stephen F. Austin State – Go Jacks! Sam Houston State – Go Bearcats and Northwestern State University. Northwestern is located in the beautiful town, named after the brother of Nacogdoches, Natchitoches, Louisiana. It is the home of the birth of my sister; and the Northwestern team is coached by Darryl Daye – a second cousin, I wish I could meet.

Of course these will be on the assessment practices on Monday. Remember – assessment over instruction.

Monday, August 31, 2015 – New Vocabulary Words Needed for the Fall

Monday, August 31, 2015 – New Vocabulary Words Needed for the Fall

Good morning, class. It is the second week of school so time to start our assessment practice. Today we will learn five new vocabulary words. These new words will be on the state assessment and are important as we kick of the first week of college football. So pay attention and read on.

Last week the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) announced new words added to the vocabulary of the English speaking world. http://www.oed.com/

Back Story: The OED is the giant tome that sat on a pedestal in your high school library. It is the definitive book on the English language. Here are the new words that will be on your assessment.

Beer o’clock and wine o’clock – both are nouns noting “the appropriate time of day to start drinking.”

There is no whiskey o’clock? What is considered the “appropriate time” For my Uncle Ralph beer o’clock started about 7:30 each morning. For my Uncle Horn, every hour of the day or night was considered appropriate. For football season, the appropriate time to start drinking is dependent on the time of the game and who is playing.

Fatberg – also a noun meaning “a very large mass of solid waste in a sewer system consisting of especially congealed fat and personal hygiene products that have been flushed down the toilet.” GROSS.

Butt Dial – a verb meaning “one accidently calls another while their cell phone is their back pocket.”

It is a butt dial if the phone just rings and there is no one on the other end. If there is a voice message that says “Alabama Sucks!” or “Aggies play like fatbergs” those are not butt dials; those are obscene phone calls. Those phone calls are usually correlated with beer, wine or whiskey o’clock.

Cat café – a noun meaning “a café or similar establish where people pay to interact with cats housed on the premises.”

OK, I love cats, but if I wanted to pay to interact with one, I would go to the shelter and get one, bring it home and interact with it in the confines of my home – while I drink and watch football games.

And so this week begins football season so get ready for Here’s What I’m Thinking about it. It is time to get your college football geek ready to go. See you in the end zone!

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On a sad note: I learned yesterday that the beautiful Charlie Horse pictured on Friday’s post passed away earlier this summer. RIP Charlie.

Friday, August 28, 2015 – Snarky Friday – Friday Night Lights and BVCHEA Mustangs Update

Friday, August 28, 2015 – Snarky Friday – Friday Night Lights and BVCHEA Mustangs Update

For many high schools tonight is THE night. The Friday night lights hit the fields for the first football game of 2015. Let the pompoms shake, strike up the bands and high step the drill teams on to the field.

Go Mustangs!

“Give me a B. Give me a V. Give me a C. Give me an H.”… and so on and so forth.

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I know it is not a Mustang, but a “horse is horse. Of course. Of course and no one can talk to a horse of course…” This is Charlie who belongs to one of my AXO sorority sisters.

I am pleased to update the Brazos Valley Christian Home School Education Association Homeschool High School. It appears a team for homecoming has been scheduled. The Mustangs will play the Conroe Lifestyle.

Even though I claim roots in Conroe and Montgomery County, I am not familiar with this organization. I am not sure if by Conroe Lifestyle it is a home school or something happening at Johnny B. Dalton’s. Nevertheless, there is a homecoming opponent.

In yesterday’s Bryan Eagle all of the football teams in the Brazos Valley were highlighted. Here’s a quote by the second year BVCHEA coach:

“We’re a young team, “BVCHEA coach Skipper Harris said. “We have three seniors and everybody else are juniors and sophomores. We’re going to have 19 players this year. This is the biggest turnout we’ve ever had.”

Just a thought, Coach Skipper. You might want to consider taking that administrative class about Community and Public Relations. That reporter will quote you exactly as you said it.

The article continues that the 19 players could correct a problem the plagued the homeschool organization’s team last year, when teams with more players had an advantage late in games. Yes, but it is still six-man football.

The BVCHEA were 4-7 in 2014 but went to the playoffs winning in bi-district and then losing to Allen Academy in the semi-finals. That sentence is not a typo. I guess 4-7 in a Homeschool league is good enough for the playoffs.

It appears that homeschool athletics are governed by the Texas Christian Athletic League (TCAL) I am not familiar with this organization. It appears the TCAL governs four divisions across the state with various home schools assigned to four regions. I would provide the website, but aside from the already given information, there is no additional content and most of the links are not operating.

I have no further comment about homeschooling. Yes, I do. Here’s what I’m thinking. There are several governance issues at play here. (Sorry for the pun.) It appears to me homeschoolers are creating some of the very organizational issues and constructs that they disagreed with in the public school system.

Oh well. Go Mustangs!

Thursday, August 27, 2015 – Throw Back Thursday – Hi Ho Silver Away!

Thursday, August 27, 2015 – Throw Back Thursday – Hi Ho Silver Away!

Lone Ranger

Trivia – Who played The Lone Ranger on TV? Extra credit if you can name who played Tonto.

I bet my Silver, or that wooden rocking horse is worth about $300 bucks now. Wish I still had it.

Answer: The Lone Ranger is an American western drama television series that aired on the ABC Television network from 1949 to 1957, with Clayton Moore in the starring role. Jay Silverheels, a member of the Mohawk tribe in Canada, played The Lone Ranger’s American Indian companion Tonto.

Got it Kemosabi?

Wednesday, August 26, 2015 – The Book Report or What Did You Read This Summer?

Wednesday, August 26, 2015 – The Book Report or What Did You Read This Summer?

Carnegie Library

Bryan Carnegie History Center, Bryan, Texas Scottish immigrant Andrew Carnegie firmly believed in self-education for everyone and that libraries helped those who helped themselves. He would provide funds for the construction of libraries if a city would provide a suitable site and agree to provide money equal to at least one tenth of the construction grant annually in order to maintain the library and purchase books. Bryan, Texas was among the early cities that took advantage of his offer in 1901. http://www.brazoscountyhistory.org/node/22

I see where a Duke freshman does not want to read a book on the Duke University recommended reading list because it is against his moral stance. The name of the book is Fun Home by Alison Bechdel.

From the article – “This is the latest case of college students rejecting literature that deals with sexuality, violence, racism, and other themes that might make them uncomfortable. What we’re seeing here is a phenomena in which students are seeking not freedom of speech but freedom from speech they dislike.” http://news.yahoo.com/duke-freshman-s-moral-stance-against–fun-home–part-of-larger-movement-against-uncomfortable-education-224428685.html

Here’s What I’m Thinking – Number one – the book is on the recommended list. That means there are other books you can read. Number two – a reason to go to college is to expand your viewpoints and learn about other cultures and viewpoints. It is does not mean you have to change yours. What are your plans for the rest of your life? To live in an intellectual and socially isolated bubble that contains only those who share your belief structure? Good luck.

I was offended (and it does take a lot to offend me) that the population of the United States went apedookey crazy over Fifty-Shades of Gray. Yes, I read all three. The entire series was offensive in terms of content, plot, characters and writing style and it should be offensive to every great writer that has ever come along. However, offensive I found the book, it did not make me want to run out and buy whips, chains and tickling things.

This summer I read the following books. I provided a short word or phrase that offends my moral stance on issues. I would recommend them all. What did you read?

  1. Texas Rising – Stephen L. Moore         (war; overthrow of government)
  2. The Sound and The Fury – William Faulkner (poverty, ignorance, incest)
  3. The Zookeeper’s Wife – Diane Ackerman     (Nazis, WWII, Holocaust)
  4. Go Set a Watchman – Harper Lee        (racism)
  5. Dead Wake – Erik Larson   (World War I; killing of innocent people; )
  6. Catch 22 – Joseph Heller – 2nd time and actually understand it this time (World War II)
  7. All the Light We Cannot See – Anthony Doerr – Pulitzer Prize Winner (Nazis, Holocaust, WWII)
  8. The Girl on the Train – Paula Hawkins   (murder, adultery,)
  9. Diamond Willow (read twice) – Helen Frost (teenage runaway)
  10. Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut -second time to read; funnier this time (WWII and the atomic bomb, a satire)

Anybody offended?

Tuesday, August 25, 2015 – Merry Christmas and Day Two of the New School Year

Tuesday, August 25, 2015 – Merry Christmas and Day Two of the New School Year

We wish you a Merry Christmas – just four months from today. But today is the second day of the new school year and our attention turns to the high school counselor. So let’s get in the Way Back Machine and go to McCullough High School around 1978 and a line outside the counselor’s office.

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Student: Hi, Miss Duffey

M: Hey Nat. Why are you in line?

Mrs. P. has my vocational classes and academic classes all mixed up. See, first and second period are vocational, then third and fourth are academic and fifth and sixth are vocational. The vocational classes are at Conroe High School and the academic ones are at McC. How am I supposed to get back and forth?

M: I see.

And now a dialog in the counselor’s office.

Mrs. P. – Hello, Miss Duffey

Me: Blanche, there are 38 students in my fourth period American History class and six students in my fifth period class – one of whom says she has already taken American history at her previous school.

B: (shuffling papers) Well, now, let me see. The computer says… I see. Hmm.

Me: The computer does not talk. It is based on the numbers you put into it. So, please, you must level out the classes. Also, if I recall, I asked you to put Tommy Bittner in my first period American History class. I really want him with those others from my last year’s 8th Grade class. And he is not even in any of my classes.

B: Well, I will work on it and get it all straightened out.

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Blanche Pressler – May you rest in incompetent and blissful peace.

Monday, August 24, 2015 – School Days, School Days, I’m So Glad I’m Not With You Days or Ellis’ First Day Back to School

Monday, August 24, 2015 – School Days, School Days, I’m So Glad I’m Not With You Days or Ellis’ First Day Back to School

The start of a new school year. I sincerely wish all of you a great start to a new year and continuing for the next 180 days. Or however many legislatively defined days of school there are at this time. May you have more days of instruction than assessment.

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A treat in summers past was the family vacation. I vacationed with The Cousins and Niece#2 and her husband. I was the only other adult allowed to go. Of course, I did make all of them sign papers stating that if I died while on vacation, I would not be strapped to the roof top of the suburban on the return trip home. If I died while on the trip, I saw no reason for them to cancel the vacation and return as a result. I wasn’t going anywhere. I just did not want to be strapped to the roof. Besides it might look bad for business with those DEALER’S license plates.

After a lovely vaca in Galveston one summer, everyone was packing and loading vehicles for the returns to various homes. Our rooms were on the fourth floor and the one elevator was slow. The one elevator with no air conditioning was very slow.

The older cousins were loading cars downstairs. I arrived downstairs with my load of stuff just in time to overhear one of The Cousins say “He’s a little shit!” He immediately apologized for his language and when I asked who he was talking about, he said “Blaine.” Background: Blaine – GNephew#3 who was about 10 years old at the time – In the photo he is far right in the yellow shades

I agreed, left them loading cars and returned to the fourth floor to retrieve more gear, including the ice chest piled high with more stuff. I finally return to where The Cousins stood impatiently waiting. “What took you so long? And “Why are you sweating so much?”

I angrily replied “It was Ellis’ fault!”

“Ellis?” they asked.

“L. S. – Little Shit! Blaine jumped in the elevator, pressed all of the buttons and then jumped out. It took almost 5 minutes to reach the first floor.”

And now, as Paul Harvey would say, “The rest of the story.”

First day of school that year. Teacher calls roll.

“Blaine A?

“Here, but please call me Ellis.”

Later that afternoon the cell phone of “Ellis’” mother rings. This is Niece #2.

Blaine’s Teacher (laughing) “Niece #2, am I supposed to call Blaine, Ellis? He said he changed his name.”

Niece # 2 (mortified) “Oh no. I am so sorry, Blaine’s Teacher. We’ll talk to him. It might be a long year.”

Update: Today Ellis begins his junior year at Conroe High School taking all AP classes.

Sunday, August 23, 2015 – Butterflies

Sunday, August 23, 2015

In my back yard, shooting through a window.

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Food

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I am so pretty.

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Just look how beautiful.

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From beneath my wings.