Monthly Archives: February 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017 – Education 101. Dear Betsy.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017 – Education 101. Dear Betsy.

Good Morning, Mrs. DeVos,

In an effort to assist you in your new position as Secretary of Education I feel compelled to provide some educational vocabulary words. Let’s start with this one.

Your word for today is pedagogy. It is a noun that means the function or work of a teacher; the art or science of teaching, education and instructional methods. This word and the ability to promote sound pedagogy is taught in beginning undergraduate education classes.

Have you thought about taking an education class? Perhaps a MOOC? Google it.

The educational institution’s word for the day is: voucher. It is a noun that means “school of choice;” It also means economic, cultural, racial, religious and social segregation.

I do have a question regarding your buy out of the position and the resulting tie breaker. Regarding higher education, you were asked if you were familiar with Pell Grants. Your response was “I have several friends who attended school on Pell Grants.” Really? You actually know people with low incomes? Lady, I did not qualify for Pell Grants and I was really poor and being white was probably not an asset.

Please start a set of flash cards with education terms and jargon. Perhaps this will reduced that deer in the headlights look you have. To review, your word for today was pedagogy.

Your educational vocabulary words for tomorrow are: assessment and accountability.

Sincerely,

Delia R. Duffey, Ed.D

PS – Betsy, those letters after my name mean Doctor of Education. I actually wrote a big book report about pedagogy and methodology for teaching. Let me know if you would like to read it. It is available from the Texas A&M Library. I would like to read your big book report. Oh that’s right, you did not write one.

Buddy Glasses

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The Federal Pell Grant Program provides need-based grants to low-income undergraduate and certain postbaccalaureate students to promote access to postsecondary education

https://www2.ed.gov/programs/fpg/index.html

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017 – Happy Valentine’s Day

Tuesday, February 14, 2017 – Happy Valentine’s Day

Here’s to a day of love. May yours be filled with love and chocolates.

Strawberries

But remember,

“This above all: to thine own self be true

And it must follow, as the night the day

Thou canst not then be false to any man

Farewell, my blessing season this in thee.

Hamlet Act I Scene II, Lines 18 – 21

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Monday, February 13, 2017 – WHOOP on Rocky Top. I Can Make Your Hands Clap!

Monday, February 13, 2017 – WHOOP on Rocky Top. I Can Make Your Hands Clap!

Big win yesterday for the Texas Aggie women’s basketball team.

  1. Road Win
  2. Win against an SEC team
  3. Win against a top 25 team
  4. First Aggie women’s basketball win over Tennessee
  5. First win for Gary Blair over Tennessee

Way to go. Ladies, Get in Formation!

This will make your hands clap!

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2AmeuBJnTU

Published on Feb 6, 2017 http://www.espn.com/womens-college-ba…

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Friday, February 10, 2017 – Order in the Court. The Southern Snark is Now in Sessions

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Friday, February 10, 2017 – Order in the Court. The Southern Snark is Now in Sessions

The Great Tom Lehrer from 1967.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU

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Friday, February 10, 2017 – Order in the Court. The Southern Snark is Now in Sessions

Friday, February 10, 2017 – Order in the Court. The Southern Snark is Now in Sessions

The Great Tom Lehrer from 1967.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwhC_btAUU

Thursday, February 9, 2017 – My Tardy Excuse

Thursday, February 9, 2017 – My Tardy Excuse

Dear Mrs. DeVos, (Do you have a title other than Mrs.? Something like Dr.?)

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Please excuse me for being tardy in my response to your tie breaking Senate confirmation vote naming you as Secretary of Education. I was nauseated and unable to respond.

My concerns over your appointment range from grizzly bears in Wyoming to “wanting to spread God’s kingdom in public schools.” Whose God are we talking about here?

Spreading God’s kingdom is for the socially defined institutions known as FAMILY and RELIGOUS. It is the responsibility of those institutions to deliver spiritual education. It does not work like AmWay.

There is a separate, different and unique social institution that deals exclusively with EDUCATION. That is why it is called the Educational Institution.

Individuals who attended an educational institution somehow feel this qualifies them to run, administer, create and impose their belief structure and value system on schools – including colleges and universities. Why is this?

I do wish you well because now seems to be the perfect time because my friend, Dr. Policy Wonk and myself, Dr. Educational Planning and Research would like to open our own charter school. We have named it after you – The Betsy DeVos Charter School, Car Wash, Beauty Salon and Bait Store.

One last note to try to help. You do know public school teachers purchase their own supplies and materials? Here is a sharp # 2 pencil. Don’t make me tell you where I think you should put it.

Sincerely,

DrDrD

Proud Graduate of a Public School; Proud graduate of three state funded universities and proud teacher in public schools.

Wednesday, February 2017 – Lost Par Golf Resort

Wednesday, February 2017 – Lost Par Golf Resort

Today I lost:

  • a sleeve of balls on Hole # 1
  • my scorecard on Hole # 3
  • my pitching wedge on Hole # 10 – left it
  • another ball on Hole # 14
  • my hat on Hole # 18

It is still better than working.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017 – Kejserens nye Klaender. For What It’s Worth.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017 – Kejserens nye Klaender. For What It’s Worth.

Good morning boys and girls. Today I am going to tell you a story. Pay close attention because there will be a question at the end.

Our story is by Hans Christian Andersen. It is about a vain emperor who cares about nothing except wearing and displaying clothes and big numbers of how popular he is. He hires two weavers who promise him the finest clothes from a fabric that is invisible to anyone who is either unfit for his position, terminally stupid or in the media. The Emperor’s ministers cannot see the clothes themselves, not even on Fox News, but pretend to do so for fear of appearing unfit for their offices and positions.

During a parade where the emperor wears his new invisible suit, the people of the kingdom play along because they do not want to appear stupid, unfit for their positions and/or live in California.

Suddenly a child with cajones screams out “He ain’t got no clothes on!” Then the crowd takes up the chant screaming “Nekked! Nekked!” The Emperor cuts off all federal funds to all of the people in his kingdom.

Everybody disperses in the event of another Bowling Green Massacre and goes home singing Buffalo Springfield’s “For What It’s Worth.” – “There’s something happening here; What it is ain’t exactly clear…”

The End

And now our question.

What do you think is the name of the Emperor?

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Kejserens nye Klaender – Original Danish title of The Emperor’s New Clothes by Hans Christian Andersen

Lyrics to Buffalo’s Springfield’s “For What It’s Worth”

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

There’s something happening here What it is ain’t exactly clear There’s a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware

I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down

There’s battle lines being drawn Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind

It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down

What a field-day for the heat A thousand people in the street Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side

It’s s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down

Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you’re always afraid You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down Stop, hey, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down Stop, now, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down Stop, children, what’s that sound Everybody look what’s going down.

Written by Stephen Stills • Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

Monday, February 6, 2017 – What A Subtle Super Bowl!

Monday, February 6, 2017 – What A Subtle Super Bowl!

Good Morning, Boys and Girls.

Our vocabulary word today is: Subtle. The B is silent like the P in swimming. It is an adjective meaning especially of a change or distinction so delicate or precise as to be difficult to analyze or delicately complex and understated; clever and indirect methods to achieve something.

In the event you have been living under a rock or perhaps detained in a foreign airport, yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday. It is an unofficial, semi-holy day of obligation that falls on a Sunday between Martin Luther King Day in January and Valentine’s Day in February. It is an American born holiday where people eat tons of junk food, drink way too much alcohol, discuss the commercials and then watch a boring game of football.

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Yesterday’s contest began with the usual bore, but then became an exciting contest that went into overtime. Yesterday’s contest was between the Atlanta Falcons and the Brady Phoenix Rising from the Ashes New England Patriots. Once again the Yankees burn Atlanta. But, frankly, my dear…

What were your favorite Super Bowl commercials? HWIT, my top three included but were not limited to: 1. Audi – for equal pay for women statement; 2. Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog – I have no idea what the product was because I was laughing too hard at the subtly between the two. Of course I want to include Coca Cola – let’s share a beverage and be nice to each other regardless of what head dress one is wearing.

What about Lady Gaga? It looked like she included everybody in the show. How many noticed she was wearing Dallas Cowboy colors upon her fly in? She opens singing God bless America; land that I love and immediately transcends to This land is your land; this land is my land…” Two signature songs written reflecting the dysfunctional time in American history that is referred to as The Depression.

God Bless America was composed by Irving Berlin, a Jewish immigrant from Russia. His family left in the early 1890’s and immigrated to America looking for freedom to worship. It seems those nasty Russian Cossacks were killing them for their religious beliefs.

This Land is Your Land was composed by Woodie Guthrie and is considered the ultimate song of protest and in every recent protest the marchers sang it. Think a kid whose parents lost everything, was raised in the Dust Bowl Oklahoma and immediately saw the inequality of wealth in America. Think desperate farmers and thousands unemployed. http://www.woodyguthrie.org/

Then with a quick camera cut away there was the VPOTUS, Mike Pence, clapping, dancing and singing along to Born This Way. OK, I alternated that fact. The camera did cut away to him during the song, but I did not seem him clapping, dancing or singing.

Subtle. Subtle. Subtle. Well done, Patriots. Well done, Lady Gaga. Well done, Houston.

Friday, February 3, 2017 – A Pretty Photograph

Friday, February 3, 2017 – A Pretty Photograph

Just look at the pretty picture and pretend all the crappy things in your life are gone for a brief moment.

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Grand Canyon 2007 – Photo by me.