Thursday, November 20, 2014
Gypsy Rose Fortune Teller Here. Cross my palm with silver and I will look into my crystal ball and see the future of a bowl game for two major universities in Texas. Yes, I see it now. There appears to be great rumor mongering on the Internet that the team called The Aggies is reportedly afraid to play this university of orange in the Weird Land. There are also rumors that the Big, Bad, “We’re The SEC and You’re Not!” says no to the Horns too, on behalf of The Aggies. Hmm. Gypsy Rose believes this to be harmful. Never say The Aggies of Texas A&M are afraid. Gypsy Rose believes this could become a bee up Bevo’s butt. But alas, Gypsy Rose also sees lots of contractual agreements and paperwork from the SEC that says “Just say No to Texas” in multiple ways. These appear to be DeLost Clauses of Dodd. Oh no. I need more silver to cross my palm before I can see more. However, if there is a bowl game between these two schools, Gypsy Rose will be surprised. And that seldom happens to psychics.