Civics 101

Civics 101

In every secondary and college social studies classroom across the nation, students are responding to the following assignment:

Analyze the United States Constitution.

When was the last time you even read the United States Constitution, let alone did an analysis? Listening to Fox News does not count as your source of constitutional thought.

The Constitution, unlike the other famous American document, the Declaration of Independence, went through many drafts before the Founding Fathers reached compromises. The D of I was written by the Founding Fathers’ Salutatorian, Thomas Jefferson. Tom only had to do a couple of do overs. It was that tricky equality phrase, but they were all pretty certain about the declaring war on Mother England.

But the Founding Fathers’ Valedictorian, James Madison, had to use lots quills and ink.  That is why the Constitution is called a constitution of compromise.

Let’s take a look. The United States Constitution was adopted on September 17, 1787. It is the shortest and oldest written constitution of any sovereign state. The Constitution consists of a preamble, seven original articles, twenty-seven amendments, and a paragraph certifying its enactment by the constitutional convention. The first ten amendments are known as the Bill of Rights.

The document defines the three branches of our government. The Legislative Branch of the government with a bicameral Congress; an Executive Branch led by the President and a Judicial Branch headed by the Supreme Court. It provides the organizational structure and outlines the powers of each branch. It also reserves numerous rights for the individual states, thereby establishing the United States’ federal system of government.

The Constitution for the United States is the supreme law of the land.

http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/freedom/constitution/text.html

But how did this document come to be what it is? Everybody who anybody was gathered in Philadelphia. The Virginia Plan was introduced by governor of Virginia, Edmund Randolph.  He and his supporters wanted a strong national government that was highly centralized. This government would have veto power over the states’ laws.

Of course this plan angered those who cringed at the vision of a central government swallowing state sovereignty.  Remember this is 1787, not today. I told you not to use Fox News as your Constitutional source.

Delegates from smaller states rallied around proposals offered by New Jersey delegate William Paterson. The “New Jersey resolutions” called only for a revision of the articles (that would be the Articles of Confederation) to enable the Congress more easily to raise revenues and regulate commerce. It also provided that acts of Congress and ratified treaties be “the supreme law of the States.”

Well that was quite a reduction of powers for the national government. It could coin money, take control of trade, ratified treaties and Congressional acts would be the supreme law.

Of course neither the big states nor the little states were happy. Of course they did agree on Alexander Hamilton’ plan.  They threw it out. He envisioned a king or monarch.  In fact he actually called the British government “the best in the world.” Hamilton’s plan was thrown out probably because it had something to do with a government who historically chopped off the heads of its rulers when the people are not happy. But that is just a guess.

Stalemate, Deadlock, Impasse, Gridlock, Standstill, Log jam. Oh wait I got the tea party goals mixed up.  Eventually, they compromised and give us a bicameral legislative branch with one level of Congress with two senators elected per state and one level of Congress whose members are elected according to population.

But that was nothing compared The Great Compromise. How were slaves to be counted?  This was that tricky little section side stepped in the Declaration of Independence. After much debate and hair pulling or wig pulling, the framers of the constitution finally compromised, agreeing that direct taxation be according to representation and that the representation of the lower house be based on the white inhabitants and three-fifths of the “other people.”

With that little detail worked out things seemed to be moving pleasantly along. That is until it was time for the states to ratify or agree with what was written. As written, the document divided the thirteen former colonies into The Federalists – those who favor a strong central federal government with many powers – and The AntiFederalists – those who favor a smaller federal government and more rights for the individual states. These two highly polarized schools of thought divided the nation. And so it is today.

This polarization looked like the entire newly proposed government would be a failure even before it got started. But remember this is a document of compromise. To satisfy the states, ten amendments were added. They are called the Bill of Rights.

Today, since everybody seems to be screaming about their violation of the BoR, that is where we will begin next time with the First Amendment.

With All Due Respect

With all due respect to Elizabeth Gilbert, Julia Roberts, my friends I went with to see the movie and the millions who found comfort in the book, Eat, Pray & Love.

I got the message – the need to find yourself.  What did not come across clearly in the movie was the intense difficulty in doing so. Granted, I did not – OK could not – read the book. I tried. And not just once. I just do not read that genre of books. Part of the finding yourself process is finding the process for yourself.  I don’t want anyone to provide a process for me to try.  It is my life and therefore it must be my process.

Just because my favorite food is Mexican does not mean that I am going to live in Mexico for an extended period of time. That would be called “Eat, Shoot & Vamos.”

Mine would more likely be called Eat, Drink & Sleep as evidenced by a disappropriate number of red wine bottles in the recycle bucket compared to the number of permanent occupants. Besides I have done the eat, pray & love in less than 24 hours and much cheaper than traveling to three countries.

What I don’t get is the merchandise exploitation. Did you know the Home Shopping Network had 72 non-stop hours of EPL merchandise the day the movie opened?  I bet gay men were giddy with their American Express cards.

You could order shower gels from all three countries.  I don’t want to smell like Italian ice cream.  I really do not want to smell like any fragrance or aroma from India. In playing word association, when one says “India” I still think of Slum Dog Millionaire.

I do not want an EPL dream journal or an EPL pillow case to put it under. Nor do I want a bracelet with different colored crystals – one for each country. I am certain I do not need those items to find myself.  A good friend, a bottle of wine and time usually does the trick.  If that doesn’t work there is always therapy.

Here is one thing I did like about the book.  She got somebody else to pay for the trip while she went and found herself. That I could do.

http://www.elizabethgilbert.com/

AYUHSOO – Day Two – Grade Five

AYUHSOO – Day Two – Grade Five

Place: The As Yet Unnamed Home School Of One – Day Two of School

Fifth Grade

Good Morning, Boys and Girls! Today we begin our practice sessions for the state assessments. That is a really big word and a deep money pit industry called tests.  Today we are going practice our writing skills.

In just a moment, I will give you the assignment, also call The Prompt, on the white board.  Please note this is not a racist statement.  It is the name of the board.  Besides for years it was called a blackboard and no body complained. Then you have the rest of the day to write an essay answering the prompt.

Pay attention to punctuation and spelling. Write in complete sentences. You will not have to demonstrate these critical skills in other content areas, including other tests in language arts.

Those of you who do not speak English may read the prompt in Spanish, or any one of eight languages available, on the board in the back of the classroom.

Those of you who are unable to read at all, sit quietly until the special education people come by which might be next month.

Now stand up and pledge allegiance to the Texas flag as required by state law.

Okay.

Listen carefully as I read EXACTLY, word for word, from the state approval testing instructional manual.  I will read the prompt in English only.

“Tell about something you did the week before school started.”

Let me remind you this is VERY important. Your ability to pass these tests is very important to your future. Those of you who are unable to pass these assessments will probably not be very successful in life.  Good luck.

The Week Before School Started

The week before school started I went to see a movie. It was called Eat, Pray and Love.  It starred Julie Roberts.  She is pretty.

It is about this woman who goes to Italy and eats a lot of spaghetti.  Then she goes to India to pray at Hindu temples. I think they were Hindu. There were these blue statues with four arms at the door. It might have been Smurfs. I am glad she did not go to India to eat. With all due respect, their food tastes like crap.

Then she went to Bali to love. Bali is where they have tsunamis. I don’t know that I would have gone to an island named after a bra. I would rather go to Hawaii and they kinda look the same. But she meets a man and falls in love and they leave on a boat. He was that creepy evil man in No Country For Old Men.  I liked him better in this movie.

That was the end.  My conclusion is: If she had gone to India and it had a tsunami, she could have prayed with the Swami Tsunami.

WELCOME BACK STUDENTS!

WELCOME BACK STUDENTS!

Correction. Make that “Welcome Back Student” since I am the only student in The As Yet Unnamed Home School of One (AYUHSOO). Based on popular demand, as opposed to unpopular demand, AYUHSOO is back in session. Like most of the schools in Texas today is our first day back to school.

To refresh your memory shortly after my retirement of 33 years of education I decided I would open my own home school. I have almost all of the necessary credentials to run a school. I have a LIFETIME Texas teaching certificate and mid-management certificate. So I can be both teacher and campus administrator.

I am G/T trained and I am Technology Applications certified and ESL certified; I have scored – We don’t call it GRADING – TAKS tests.

I have a United States Passport, a Texas driver’s license and a Texas motorcycle license. I am a life-long learner.

I realize I am, and forever will be, nine hours shy of obtaining my superintendency certificate. However, I do know some who recently received such as certificate and I am certain the necessary legal issues for consulting could be obtained should the need for a superintendent arise.

Before I continue I must provide this disclaimer: I am not currently, nor have I ever been employed by Williamson County.  It’s a little Travis county inside joke.

So where have I been and what have I done?

I was a foreign exchange student studying on the little known island off the coast of Lethargy called Hammock. I was there on a fellowship studying at The University of Boredum.

One of my classes was horticulture and gardening. However, due to circumstances beyond my control my final report was called The Dingo Ate My Baby and the Deer Ate My Hibiscus.  My $25.00, allegedly deer resistance hibiscus that had 13 blooms on it.

I studied birding and rodents that live in trees.  While I did somewhat better in combination bird and squirrel feeder course unfortunately, Urban Bambi ate this too. Next summer I plan to enroll in Urban Bambi and The B. B. Gun with a grant from PETA.

However, I did do better in the horticultural department on my next attempt.  As you can see these blooms are environmentally safe, self sustaining, and extraordinary cost effective.


These are called the Fighting Texas Aggie Daisies. This one is just called fall flowers.

My schedule for schoolthis time is: Golf; Current Events;  PE WII; Independent Study

Notice there are no times or days. The AYUHSOO is one of those uber liberal arts types schools. Classes begin when the student arrives. However check back for Day Two at the AYUHSOO when the student critiques the movie,  Eat. Pray and Love. Other activities this year include actually naming the school and the selection of a mascot. I hope you will come back for those too.  Constituent input will be needed.

Bet They Wish They Had This Back

Bet They Wish They Had This Back

The day after Tiger’s accident and media onslaught, I received my January 2010 copy of Golf’s Digest.

Here’s what I’m thinking

Michelle Obama: “Let me just mention one name to you, Barack. One name! Loreena Bobbit. And THAT is change you do NOT want. Now get back out there and save the world.”

Media Borg

Just when I think it is a safe bet no body is actually reading, somebody says, “where’s your stuff?” OK I took a break, so give me one. Actually I was just watching the flow of stupidity pass from the media to our lives. I am thinking the Media is the Borg. “Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.” I am thinking we already are assimilated.

So let us see what I have been thinking.

St. Timothy Tebow’s New Eye Verse

SABIN 32:13

“And The Tide shall roll crimson over the gators.”

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Almost Heisman Winner Again, Colt McCoy’s Prayer

“Please, God. Jordon and I promise we will always eat corn from now on and treat the kicker better. THANK YOU, JESUS!!!”

Twitter to Mack Brown from Nick Sabin “THE TIDE IS ROLLING!”

What a great football game the Big 12 Championship was. Of course not if you are from Nebraska. Texas lost in opportunity to play for the National Championship last year in the last seconds of the Texas Tech game. How fitting to win the opportunity to play for the National Championship with a single second left on the clock. Cosmic Karma.

Big 12, SEC, ESPN, ABC, NBC and any other sports organizations are screaming, “Hooray! The two best conferences in NCAA football playing for the National Championships.”

In other sports news… I think it is safe to say it ain’t gonna be a happy Christmas at the Woods’ house. I am so disappointed in Tiger Woods. But hey, he owned it. So here’s to the Borg Media, leave it alone! I do not want to see into Tiger Woods’ or any body else’s personal life. Tiger Woods is not a reality series. And to the fso-called friend who introduced Tiger to his wife. Thank you for unneeded and unnecessary media attention to yourself. I hope your game over flows with bogies, double bogies, out of bounds, bunkers and water hazards. You Shankapottumus.

Several asked: What no DWTS?

Donny Osmond won. Let’s hear it for the old guys!!! What does that tell you about the quality of the dancers? As I mentioned last year DWTS had jumped the shark, or past its prime time. And once Tom DeLay limped out, I really did not feel the need to dish the remaining contestants. Except we all know that Mya was the best dancer of all the contestants. It is just that the Mormons are quite technologically adept at voting and there always so many of them to vote.

Question of the day: I had a heart CT done this morning. My doctor recommended it as part of the women’s wellness. She had a coupon (what does this say about health care?) and I have benefits. So I go to the Heart Hospital of Austin, complete paperwork, complete more paperwork, and then go to CT room. Fully clothed, I lay down on a table; lifted my shirt to BELOW bra level, while a technician attached some electrode thingees. Then for 3 minutes the machine rolled me in and out passing under this scanner thing.

Why can’t mammograms be like this?

Northwest Flight # 188 Pilots

To the Pilots of Northwest Flight # 188

Here’s to the pilots of Northwest Flight # 188 for overshooting the Minneapolis airport and being lost for one hour and 18 minutes.

Ground control to Major Tom

http://daize.puzzling.org/tabs/groundcontrol_lyric.html

HAL –O Can you hear us? Or were you on a 2009 Space Odyssey into Canada? Not to be confused with David Bowie Hallo Space Boy and Major Tom.

You were lost in your laptop for one hour and 18 minutes? I have had relationships that did not last that long. Heck, I’ve known people that were not even married that long. I do not care what spin is being spun, the Airplane was on auto pilot like the blow up doll from the movie of the same name! Don’t call me Shirley!

It doesn’t matter what I am thinking. What were you thinking? And what was so interesting on the laptops that both of you were so captivated as to not notice one hour and 18 minutes slip away? Ninety-eight minutes as the news likes to say because it sounds less ominous as almost ONE and one-half HOURS lost in space.

Was William Shatner seeing little gremlins on the wings ala Twilight Zone episode 123 of Season Five in 1963?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_at_20,000_Feet

And Ground Control? How long do you wait before you start looking? Isn’t that what military aircraft are supposed to do? Were you waiting on the Royal Canadian Air Force?

You know you can get Ground Control to Major Tom as the ring tone of your cell phone. Might help break the monotony.

BTW – Have you seen the new ABC series Flash Forward? It is a sci-fi thriller about the entire planet blacking out for two minutes and 17 seconds.  I bet you were the pilot test. What did you see in your future?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125682683136816019.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Online Dating – You are OTL

Online Dating – You are OTL

Remember when OTL meant Out to Lunch inferring lack of attention to the task at hand? Today OTL means Off The List.  In this day of social networks and cyberdating certain criteria and standards must be applied or you are OFF THE LIST. Here are some of collected criteria, based on real data from dating profiles, from those flirting in cyberspace.

If you do not submit a photo, you are off the list.

If your photo is of you and your grandchildren, you are off the list.

If your picture caption says, “Me at my youngest child’s graduation,” you are off.

If you include your family portrait, including your late wife as your photo, you are OTL.

If lingerie is mentioned or even marginally visible in any area of your picture, you are OTL.

If your photo is the “Self Portrait” you submitted for the art contest at the community college, you are OTL.

If your profile photo is your senior pic from high school and you graduated twenty years ago OTL – do the math.

If the best photo you have of yourself is standing between the pillars in the foyer of a Mexican restaurant, with a caption “Not a good photo” you are off the list.

If you begin your “about me” paragraph with “I’ve never done this before, but …”, no one believes you. You are OFF THE LIST.

If you describe yourself as “few extra pounds” you are off the list. We all know this means fat.

If you prominently list how much money you make, you’re very likely a big fat liar. And you’re OFF THE LIST.

If you use any conjugation of the word “horny,” OTL. Ditto for “sexy.”

If you are seeking dates solely in an age category that is 30 years younger (or 130 lbs. lighter) than yourself, you are OTL.

If I can determine from your photo that extensive dental work is needed, including the addition of more teeth, you are OTL.

If you are wearing a motorcycle helmet with the visor down, you are off the list.

If I can see the trailer house in the background you are OTL.

If you are wearing bib overalls, you are … I don’t care if they appear to be your clean ones – OTL

If your pets are pit bulls, OTL.

If you mention being “in an open relationship,” “an adventurous couple,” “uninhibited,” or a “free spirit,” this means you have been (or will be) arrested for lewd behavior. Sorry, but we need our money for things other than bail. You’re OFF THE LIST. I don’t care if your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is a lawyer.

If you list your occupation as “self-employed,” we all know you are “unemployed” … and OFF THE LIST.

If your online name is Saggy, I do not know that means Sagittarius, so you are OTL.

If you are in South Korea, you are OTL. Six thousand miles is a bit too far even for a long distance relationship.

If you are from my home town, you are OTL.

If you are wearing sans a belt slacks with your polyester sports coat, and I can read 1978 on the picture you scanned, you are OTL.

If you are “sensually” eating Twinkies in your profile pic … I don’t even have to say it, do I?

If the list of things you want in a relationship sounds quite angry (“someone who’ll tell the TRUTH, who’s NOT SO DAMN JUDGMENTAL, and who HAS HIS OWN CAR!”) you’re off the list … but don’t hold it against us, OK? And … ummm … if I gave you my personal email earlier, uhhh, just throw that away. I’m no longer at that address. Really.



The Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Prize

I woke up Friday surprised to find out that President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Prize for peace.  I texted a couple of friends immediately. They were already aware of it since it had been announced at a time when working people are getting ready to go to their jobs. By the time I learned about it at mid morning, my friends were already way deep into listening to what The Meanest Mass Media had to say. The usual Media Mouths were well into spewing forth The Uglies about Obama winning. It took me a while to catch up with the comments from the Beckites and Rushing Loudbaughetts. But let’s see what the locals thought first.

H.D. Brands, Professor of history at the University of Texas, and a super nice person, said the winning was “premature.”  Maybe it is the Nobel Premature Peace Prize for Promise.

Michael McCaul, R-Representative said “it was like awarding The Heisman Trophy in September.” Nice analogy. Remember, it’s Austin and the winner of the Heisman Trophy is on the front burner orange. Make that burnt orange burner.

The Lt. Governor, Republican, David Dewhurst, said on Twitter “Is @BarackObama more deserving of a Nobel Peace than President Reagan?” Your Lieutenantship, we know you are a really cool guy and showing how you can tweet does have a certain ‘cool-guy’ appeal. But check with Dr. Brands for more timely analogous references. Granted, Ronald, “Mr. GORBACHEV, tear down this wall,” Reagan, would have definitely been Nobel material, but our current economic situation can partially be traced to Reganomics. More importantly the audience who remembers Reagan does not Twitter. Besides, unless Mr. Reagan was nominated prior to his death, the award cannot be given posthumously. BTW – Mikhail Gorbachev was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990.

U.S. Senator, John Crony, R-Austin, said “Ordinarily it’s awarded for accomplishments.”

With all due respect, Senator Crony, do you really know why the award is given?

According to Alfred Nobel’s will, the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who:

during the preceding year […] shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.[1]

You get the prize for trying to make the world a better place to live. Getting Dick Cheney out and not letting Sarah Palin in is good enough reason for me to give the prize to Obama.

Next Question. How many people can win and what are the categories to win?

Up to three individuals in the categories of Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature and Peace may be awarded a Nobel Prize.

Next. Can you name any other Americans who won a Nobel Prize?  OK, how about just in 2009?

Individuals representing the United States won in the following categories. Physics (2 of 3 winners) Medicine (3 winners), Chemistry (1 of 3 winners), Peace (1of 1 winner)

The United States won 7 of the 11 prizes available. That is 77% of the total prizes available.

http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/lists/2009.html

http://nobelprize.org/nobelfoundation/history/lemmel/index.html

What is the nomination process?

“Each year the respective Nobel Committees send individual invitations to thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists from numerous countries, previous Nobel Laureates, members of parliamentary assemblies and others, asking them to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.” http://nobelprize.org/nomination/

So to the Becketts and Rushing Loudbaugherettes, here’s what I’m thinking.

I see the problem here. To be nominated for a Nobel prize invitations are sent to people who are intelligent, diverse, academic-oriented, science oriented, free thinking individuals from all walks of life throughout the world. No wonder you do not know who these people are and did not receive an invitation.

It is not your prize to give. It is a result of the instructions contained in the will of Alfred Nobel.  If you want to control this, get your lawyers working on suing the Nobel Foundation. Otherwise you are reflecting the antithesis of the purpose of the prize.

The award is not won because it is not a competition. The peace award is given by a five member committee made up of Norwegians. You know those people in those nice sweaters. There were 205 nominations in the peace category alone. I am OK with the awarding for the “promise of peace.” It is not given for chasing camels. It is about playing nice in the world.

Turning around the words of former president Bush, “If you are not with us, you are against us.” So does that mean you are against peace?

You scream “politics.” That is true.  The name of the global game is politics. It is known as diplomacy.

Basically, Republicans, you are just pissed that you did not think of nominating the previous administration. But then again, they don’t give the prize for bombing innocent countries, torturing human beings and riding rough shod over the world like an ego-driven cowboy from the wild west looking for non existent weapons of mass destruction.

Couldn’t we just listen to The Beatles and John Lennon and Give Peace a Chance? Does it really matter who brings it?

Here’s Mud In Your Eye – Or On Your Feet in This Case

Here’s Mud In Your Eye – Or On Your Feet in This Case

“Here’s mud in your eye”– a cliché noting a toasting of beverages and with biblical connotations http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_origin_of_here%27s_mud_in_your_eye “Your name is Mudd – a metaphor of disgracing yourself and hence your name,” allegedly after Dr. Mudd who set John Wilkes’ Booth broken leg after the assassination of Lincoln.

Now you can add “Here’s mud on your feet.”  And between your toes and other body places the general public does not want to know about.

Of course you can only talk about recent mud on your feet if you attended Austin’s ACL Festival http://www.aclfestival.com/default.aspx and were not in one of the recent South Pacific tsunamis. The ACL Festival is a large music festival with ACL referring to Austin City Limits and not an festival of people with knee injuries.

It is ironic that I live in the self-proclaimed Live Music Capital of the World. The last live concert I attended was The Grateful Dead in Mountain View, California in some year.  Deadheads recognize the significance of the Mountain View venue and are saying a dreamy, nostalgic, “Wow. Dude. Cool.” The same Deadheads also know if you can remember when you saw The Grateful Dead, you probably weren’t really there.

However, I do know that it has been many years since I have attended a live, outdoor concert.  It is not about the music.  I just do not want to share the experience with the unwashed masses. I do not care if the couple dancing in front of me is my attorney and his wife and the couple chilling out in back is my doctor and her husband.  Human packed concerts, sitting on a blanket on hard ground, drinking ten dollar beers eyeing far away tin cans for collecting bodily wastes scare me.

So I take little interest in the ACL Festival held in Austin other than what is in the media about it. Aside from the 130+ bands, representing almost every genre of music, the 65,000+ attendees/per day, (that would be the unwashed and unknown masses) and of course the millions of dollars it brings to the city of Austin, it is Mother Nature who provides the most excitement to the Festival.

September usually brings a break in temperatures for Austin.  Historically the humidity levels decrease and the temperature highs average a relatively pleasant 88 degrees. Since the first ACL Fest eight years ago the temperature average high has been 97 with a cool 90 degrees in 2006. Low Humidity only refers to a band about to take a stage so conditions are hot and sticky temperatures.

The ACL Fest of 2005 not only brought a temperature of 108 degrees, it brought the reenactment of the Dust Bowl as the grounds turned to dust as the winds picked up. Participants were seen, at least the ones you could see in the wall cloud of dust, singing along to their favorite tunes from behind the bandanas covering their mouths.

ACL worked with the City of Austin to install a massive irrigation system for the grounds in Zilker Park to eliminate dust concerns during the Festival. But Festival organizers did not want to move the Festival to October due to conflicts with hotel room availability on UT football weekends, increased chance of rain, and the reduced chance of booking bands on summer tour.

However, in 2009 organizers did move the Festival to the first week in October. And it rained. And rained and rained. Granted, given the drought Central Texas is experiencing, no one was really complaining about the rain.  But the three days of gentle, but near constant rain turned the grounds of the ACL Fest into a mud pit.  And not just any old mud pit, but an environmentally designed mud pit.

At first glance slip, sliding in the mud and having a good time looks fun. Granted, I would have to be 40 years younger and drunk, but it did bring a wistful smile. But shortly after photographs of mud covered concert goers appeared in stories across the state, it was announced that the mud covering the grounds of Zilker Park is Dillo Dirt – Austin’s trademarked COMPOST!!! It is made up of “All yard trimmings collected curbside across the city, as well as some of our treated sewage sludge, are combined and composted to create Dillo Dirt.” http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/water/dillo.htm The people said the grounds literally smelled like being in a muddy cow pasture.  A great big pasture.

So  “Here’s to mud on your feet.” And between your toes and other places the general public does not want to know about.  But don’t worry according to the city there are no health dangers. The Dillo Dirt website says “Dillo DirtTM easily meets all Texas and EPA requirements for “unrestricted” use, which even includes vegetable gardens.” So do not be concerned that the mud you wallowed in was composted with treated sewage.  I am sure that rash on your arms and legs and those other places will go away soon.

When is next year’s festival? The second weekend in October.  Bring your waders and mud boots. Tickets are on sale now.