Wednesday, JUNE 10, 2015 – I Have Unlocked the Key to Facebook

Wednesday, JUNE 10, 2015 – I Have Unlocked the Key to Facebook

I have unlocked the key to Facebook. Vanity.  People want to see themselves.

This fits right into my business plan. As you recall, my business plan is – If I know you now, have known you in the past or will know you in the future, I WILL write something about you, somehow, some way.  Are you willing to take the chance and not read what I write? LOL

Add photographs to that and I got friends in low places – Thank you, Garth Brooks. If I post a picture on Facebook, Friends start commenting before I can finish the album.  I like that. Thank you.

And ya’ll know that my daddy, dear Honeyboy, took pictures and shot video of every event he attended. I have super 8 video of the Easter egg hunt in the front yard of the Magnolia house when I was in the first grade. So if you were in the first grade with me at Magnolia Elementary, I got you crossing the style from the school yard to my yard with your Easter basket.

And I got pictures too! And I got unopened boxes of pictures still to go through.

While you are reading this and debating whether to Unfriend me while it is still safe, I am playing golf.

Tuesday, July 9, 2015 – A Song Dedication – Sometimes It Takes…

Tuesday, July 9, 2015 – A Song Dedication – Sometimes It Takes…

I apologize in advance, but I just had to get in my Here’s What I’m Thinking two-cents about Caitlyn before we are all puked out. I promise never to speak again of her after today.

Remember when she was a man and the only technology was one radio and one television? Remember late on Saturday night people would call in to the radio station and have the DJ dedicate a song to someone?

Well, the big balled Kardashian women and I would like dedicate the following song, by Elizabeth Cook to Caitlyn and wish her well.  Caitlyn, this is a great two-step number and you can now both lead and follow.

“Honey, when it comes down to the plumbing, sometimes…

Elizabeth Cook – Sometimes It Takes Balls to be a Woman – available on ITunes.

Monday, June 9, 2015 – “Oh What a Beautiful Morning!” – Oklahoma – The Stage and Film Productions – Not the State

Monday, June 9, 2015 – “Oh What a Beautiful Morning!” – Oklahoma – The Stage and Film Productions – Not the State

This one’s for you, JLW – comments and corrections most desired!   A fantasy, a dream and a bucket list item. See what you can do. It’s also for Kristen, Gayla and all the wonderful Okies and transplants.

People who can sing are amazing. People who can dance are equally amazing. But people who can do them simultaneously are mesmerizing. Nothing shows these two talents better than a great musical – especially on the stage.

I do not know who “They” are, but Oklahoma, not Carousel, is the best Rogers and Hammerstein musical. In fact Oklahoma is the best musical EVER!

Since the age of six I have worn out numerous records, LP albums, 8-track tapes, cassette tapes, compact discs and IPod playlists of the soundtrack to Oklahoma. It is my Go to Happy Music.

The stage production premiered on Broadway in 1943. It was Agnes de Mille’s first time to choreograph a musical on Broadway. You can Google the rest of the Broadway history.

The film version was released in 1955. Auditions for the lead role of Curly McLain included James Dean and Paul Newman. The lead role of Laurey Williams was offered to Joann Woodward, who turned it down.  Curly went to Gordon MacRae and Laurey went to Shirley Jones, who had played the role on Broadway.

Side note: I watched The Long-Hot Summer last night with Newman and Woodward – HOT!!! I thought the TV might melt. I know I was. Of course it was based on the greatest writer to come from the state of Mississippi and the entire South – William Cutbirth Faulkner. You were expecting John Grisham? Back on topic…

I have childhood memories of my mother and me waltzing around the living room singing “Oh What a Beautiful Morning.” Back in my room in the Magnolia House (where the Catholic Church now sits), I would sing all of the parts to the score. Gordon MacRae – that booming voice – Oh, be still my heart. Shirley Jones’voice! Mama Partridge, you take my breath away.

Today, I can still sing all of the parts – even the “Pore Jud Is Daid” scene with Rod Steiger. And I am not ashamed to admit that I own a sing-a-long version of the movie. The movie and my singing seem to get better with wine as the movie plays, but maybe that’s just me.

So my fantasy, dream and bucket list item is to be in a production of Oklahoma. It would probably help if I could sing and dance. Damn, I should have taken your mother’s dance classes. But to paraphrase Doo to Loretta in Coal Miner’s Daughter, “I ain’t too ignorant to learn.” And a part in the chorus would be fine.

Does playing Constance Dinwiddie in my high school Senior Play and being The Tin Man in my college sorority’s theme party count for anything? Duets between me and BFF Troglodyte at the Magnolia Methodist Church do not count. Our mothers made us sing those – usually because we were in trouble.

“OOOOOOKLAHOMA! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains; and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when wind comes right behind the rain…”

Trivia – the opening scenes and much of the outdoor scenes of the film were shot in Arizona. Why? The outdoor scenes could not be shot in Oklahoma because there were too many oil wells in the background.

Cast from 1955 Film Oklahoma

Friday, June 5, 2015 – Some Odds and Ends to End the Week. – TCU15, Rick Perry and STAAR Tests

Friday, June 5, 2015 – Some Odds and Ends to End the Week. – TCU15, Rick Perry and STAAR Tests

I like college baseball. Mostly because it means college football is just around the corner. But the NCAA baseball playoffs are at the Super Regional level. The winners of the Super Regional games go the College World Series. And TCU15 is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Gig ‘Em Aggies!

TCU top athletic brass tried to prevent the Aggies from purchasing General Admission tickets to the A&M/TCU Super Regional baseball game this weekend by establishing a promo code – TCU15. The promo code was emailed to loyal Horned Frogs. But then the promo code, TCU15, was tweeted to the world and Texas Aggies purchased all of the general admission tickets using the promo code. Tickets sold out before Thursday’s public release.

Granted, as you Frogs are saying – “from many of those seats you cannot see the batter.” Probably so, but that batter is going to see a sea of maroon clad screaming Aggies from the batter’s box. I am so ROFL. Wait until they sing War Hymn at the 7th inning stretch.

I told you Captain Hairspray would not wear a hat tossing his into the ever-growing presidential ring. Well-known among Austin media and photo shoots. No hat. I am not sure about that glistening sweat. It did not work well for Mr. Nixon. You and the TCU athletic brass need to retake that communications/media course.

Oh Ship! I see where in Houston ISD, thousands of STAAR retest answer sheets were reported missing by a shipping company. Perhaps they were shipped with the anthrax. Would love to be a fly on the wall when HISD administrators have to inform parents their child may have to go summer school as a result.

Have a wonderful weekend and BTHO TCU!

Thursday, June 4, 2014 – Throw Back Thursday From Magnolia High School – Class of 1967

Thursday, June 4, 2014 – Throw Back Thursday From the Magnolia High School – Class of 1967

Here is our very own Throw Back Thursday – from the Magnolia High School graduating class of 1967.  Did your graduating class have one of these programs?

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Front Cover

You can click on the pictures to enlarge them and then use the back button.

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Inside cover

Choir? Who made up the choir?

When did public schools stop having such programs?

Better yet, what was the lawsuit that stopped them from being held?  Maybe that can be repealed, overturned, revoked, etc.

Wednesday – June 3, 2015 – The Confederacy of Dunces Continue to Increase

Wednesday – June 3, 2015 – The Confederacy of Dunces Continue to Increase

  1. “When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.” – Jonathan Swift – Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting.
  2. Just when you think it is safe to turn on your device to see the news, another presidential hopeful throws their hat into the ring.
  3. Pretty safe bet that Captain Hairspray will not be wearing a hat tomorrow. Pretty safe bet too that he is not the genius appearing. But he does join the dunces in a confederacy.

Nailed it! Remembered and named all three points!

June 2, 2015 – Sine Die! The Fat Lady Has Sung and the 84th Session of the Texas Legislature Has Adjourned! God Help Us All!

June 2, 2015 – Sine Die! The Fat Lady Has Sung and the 84th Session of the Texas Legislature Has Adjourned! God Help Us All!

Sine Die. The fat lady has sung and the 84th Session of the Texas Legislature has adjourned!  God Help Us All!

Remember RL, when there really was a fat lady that sang Texas Our Texas at sine die? What was her name? Ernestine Glossbrenner? House representative from Corpus Christi maybe?  What did they sing yesterday? Onward Christian Soldiers marching off to Bastrop?

Well, Yippee Yi Ky Yay! Listen up Buckaroos – Open carry of handguns has passed from the legislature and galloped on over to the governor for his stamp of approval.  You can openly carry your handgun, but keep your beer closed while driving.

And campus open carry of handguns passed for public institutions of higher education too.  That will give an entirely new meaning to Texas Tech’s “Guns Up!”   Those crazy Red Raiders can now shoot the frozen tortillas from the sky when they throw them at the opposing team and fans.

How many days until college football season begins?

One last question.  Will the The Velvet Jones School of Technology at the corner of First and Chicon in Austin be grandfathered into campus carry?

Sine Die – all of the idiots may return to their respective villages.

June 1, 2015 – Why I Still Do Not Like Facebook

June 1, 2015 – Why I Still Do Not Like Facebook

Today marks the three month period since I joined Facebook. It is a sociologist and psychologist dream come true. One can sample the entire global population and never leave his or her computer.

Was Facebook the future society we envisioned when we talked about “…and one day all of the technologies will converge?” Remember those great futurist professors from the University of Houston like Chris Dede we used to hang out with back in the early 1990’s? Wonder if he ever learned to dance the Cotton-Eyed Joe? (Today Chris Dede is the Timothy E. Wirth Professor in Learning Technologies at Harvard’s Graduate School of Education.)

Is Facebook the society Megatrends author John Naisbett referred to it as a society that is a High Tech/Low Touch Society?

Since this is Texas and we assess everything, and since I am a recovering bureaucrat, I am trained to submit a three-month evaluation of a pilot program.

For my presentation I have chosen to deliver My Evaluation of Facebook on three levels.  The highest level is the DeMars/Miller Level. It is named for two really smart people who know what I am talking about and can understand all of the big words. I hope they weigh in for accuracy, corrections and opinions because, as always, I value their thoughts.  Please note: There are many other really smart people I could have named my level for. I promise to name something else for you later.

The second level is called The Cocktail Chatter Level. It is self-explanatory.

The third level is called So East Montgomery County Residents Can Comprehend and it is self-explanatory as well.

Why I Still Do Not Like Facebook

DeMars/Miller Level

The original algorithmic designs from Zuckerman’s dorm room were flawed in multiple areas and in some cases intentional. The designs led to new and emerging social issues of privacy, ethics, and cybercrime to name a few. Old social laws and strategies are ineffectively used by conventional social institutions to address new social problems. While recent and continuing modifications in the algorithms have created changes in the overall program design there continue to be issues of concern.

These include, but are not limited to:

  • I still think it is ethically wrong for me to be forced to join a program to access it.
  • Privacy settings were initially and continue to be deeply embedded and therefore difficult to set.
  • The various screens are difficult to distinguish among and icons are tiny. Therefore it is easy to be on the wrong page and thus send personal data and information to the world.
  • The overall program is nonlinear, yet the new posts on the HOME screens are presented in a linear manner. Why can’t I categorize and place posts into folders I create? Maybe I can and I do not know it.
  • Training on the ethnical and responsible use of the program must be a nightmare.
  • Is this a valid analogy using The Big Three? – Hardware, Software and Training. Imagine the Cloud and the Internet as the biggest pieces of hardware ever. Then imagine that Facebook is one of the biggest software programs ever. Then imagine no training on how to use software ethically, responsibly, effectively and purposefully.

The Cocktail Chatter Level

  • Yes, I am on Facebook now. Yes, it took me a long time to decide to access it and I still do not like it. It is not intuitive and it easy to get lost while using it.
  • It is easy to send stuff to people that you wish the next day you didn’t do it. There should be pop-up windows that say “Don’t Drink and Facebook.” And BTW, Facebook is a program and therefore a noun and not a verb.
  • So why did you access it?
  • I finally had a valid reason. It is the fundamental concept of technology – what are you going to do with it? I want people to read my blog – Here’s What I’m Thinking. I am a Facebook slut. Send me a Friend Request and I will click on you.
  • What is your blog about?
  • Whatever I am thinking. But mostly college football, the Texas Aggies, the Texas education system and the overall educational institution with a few politics postings tossed in to really piss off people.
  • My goal is to make at least one person smile, hopefully laugh and think every day, Monday through Friday and sometimes Saturday or Sunday, if something happens.
  • I try to write a little something for everybody. You do not have to agree, just think. I try to be equally snarky to all.
  • My business plan is “if I know you, have known you or will know you in the future, I WILL write about you. Therefore, you should probably read Here’s What I’m Thinking to ensure it is not the day I choose to write about you.”
  • You can access it by searching Drdrd85.me and you don’t have go through Facebook.
  • You can also access it on Twitter @DRDRD85
  • Twitter is like Facebook on speed with a limited number of characters.

So East Montgomery County Residents Can Comprehend

  • Holy Shit! I just sent a picture of my junk to my wife instead of my girlfriend.
  • Now, damn it, I just spilled my beer on my computer.
  • Thelma Louise, the baby and the pit bull are both in the back yard. Go take a picture. I want to facebook it to Mama.
  • We are becoming The Borg.
  • It is Obama’s fault.

 

 SINE DIE and God Bless Texas

Friday, May 28, 2015 – Texas Rising – Where? In the Southern Texas Alps?

Friday, May 28, 2015 – Texas Rising – Where? In the Southern Texas Alps?

I was glad to see on FB that I was not the only one who is having some issues with the History Channel’s Texas Rising.  Issues were shared from individuals with a solid knowledge of Texas History to those with advanced and academic knowledge of the topic.  I am somewhere in between.

Granted the beginning credits offer a disclaimer that it is a dramatic interpretation. And it is based on Stephen L. Moore’s book by the same name. Mr. Moore is a native Texan, whose Texas roots go way back and he is a graduate of Stephen F. Austin University – Ax ‘Em Jacks! So he must have Dr. Archie P. McDonald channeled into him for accuracy. He could even be Dr. Archie P. reborn, recycled, updated, Version 2.0 or however you want to look at it.

I think the musical score is great and I really like the kaleidoscope opening of each episode And I do like many other aspects of the series so far.

But some things are stretched beyond imagination and in some cases– just made up, inaccurate stuff.

Including thoughts on FB postings regarding the first episode that aired on Monday, Here’s What I’m Thinking:

One comment said the opening was too sensationalized and went to on question March 7 as the day the bodies were buried. There is some truth to both of those. But I disagree with the sensationalism.  Santa Anna riding through the streets around the mission and the following scenes resembled media footage of villages today conquered by tyrants and ruthless dictators. The scenes are violent, but unfortunately accurate.  Spoiler alert – if you thought the scenes of the Alamo aftermath were violent, wait until you see aftermath of The Battle of Coleto – aka The Goliad Massacre.

As to the March 7 and waiting until the next day to bury the dead –  That is plausible and possible, depending on what time the walls of the mission were breeched, a search, executing stranglers, the smoke clearing, etc.  If it were shortly before midnight, the Mexicans might have waited until daybreak to begin.  Hell, as crazy as Santa Anna was, he might have ordered them to wait until he could see it.

THE GEOGRAPHY and THE GEOLOGY!  When I first saw Houston’s camp in Gonzalez, I thought to myself – where the hell is that? I learned that there is a small geologic formation in Palmetto State Park near Gonzales that does have a drop-off and a cliff.  A similar geologic shape exists in nearby Smithville. So with a stretch of the imagination I could believe this.

Today there are views (at least on the parks’ websites) from both parks that might have resembled Texas territory in 1836.  Unfortunately today, May 29, 2015, both parks are underwater due to the recent flooding.  This is probably why the park in Gonzales is named Palmetto State Park.

As the rangers and soldiers move around, I can imagine some of those really high hills, and maybe some of the large rock formations and even the sandy soil with sparse vegetation.  The CCC planted vegetation in that area during the 1930’s. Much of the landscape would have been destroyed with urbanization.  But with an imagination stretch, maybe.

But those cliffs and mountains?  Get me a confirmation from a geology nerd, but NO WAY did Texas have those types of geologic formations except in some geologic time zone like the Third Ice Age or the Mesozoic or Paleozoic Periods in that part of Texas. Since our grand state does have it all, there are places where beautiful scenes like those do exist but not in that geographic designated area.

Several of the really key watchers picked up on some questionable comments.  For example, when Sam Houston says to Emily West post Alamo “Texas is not a slave state.”  Well, first of all – technically was not a state, but a territory. Depends which side you are asking.

State or territory? Whichever it was, it was a slave one. Slavery was the issue in the overall problems with Mexico.  Mexico’s laws outlawed slavery. And wasn’t Sam Houston a slave owner? Or had been at one time?

And Mexico was having serious issues with Americans immigrating to their country, not learning their language, bringing their slaves, putting their white children in their schools and bringing their traditions and customs. See reverse today.

And the relationship between Sam Houston and Emily West?  Taking comments now! I am speechless and highly doubtful. Has anybody checked on the Daughters of the Republic of Texas? They are probably still passed out in a dead faint.

Thursday, May 27, 2015 – Madam Rose’s Handy Dandy Redux Reflux Colonoscopy Guide – Update 2015

Thursday, May 27, 2015 – Madam Rose’s Handy Dandy Redux Reflux Colonoscopy Guide – Update 2015

This is an update to Madam Rose’s Handy Dandy Colonoscopy Guide from 2005. Here are a few things I learned from the last one.

I found that adding a theme adds to the ambiance associated with your preparations. I chose a green theme this year.

Green

Due to the fact that I have really cool master bath I turned it into my colonoscopy studio and decorated it appropriately for the occasion.

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I am so wishing to be on the beach with a cheeseburger in paradise. I packed an ice chest to minimize the steps to the refrigerator.  I will pretend it is filled with margaritas.

Note: Ms. Rolene – my favorite beach towel I bought to remind me of you.

Pretending you are in a play, TV show or movie scene is optional. I pretended I was in a scene in one of those drug trials prior to FDA approval. I received the test pill that one day will become the warning “Side effects include diarrhea, etc.” Of course Merle Streep would play the part since she can play every part imagined. Maybe Sandra Bullock. I always want her to play me in the movie about me.

I noticed some differences between colonoscopy prep then and colonoscopy prep now.

Then – one had to take their laptop to the bathroom. Now – Take your tablet or smart phone. You can text your friends of your progress and tweet it to all of your followers – with photos if you desire.

Industrial waste supplies are significantly reduced. Then: 10 oz. bottle of Magnesium Citrate Now: None

Then: 386g of Miramax.  Now: 238g of Miramax. All total you drink 48 ounces of industrial waste rather than 72 ounces.

Other than those items the rest of the instructions are the same.  Make some chicken and broth and drink industrial waste and colon cleaning liquids until there is the all clear signal. I decided to go with PowerAde as my sports drink of choice.  I thought the name sounded more appropriate and optimistic than Gatorade.

I made some changes in the Ass Hauler goodie bag. I really think colonoscopy goodie bags could be on Shark Tank. I was unable to find a suitable, yet festive gift bag saying “Thank you for taking me for taking me to my colonoscopy.” The best I came up with was this one with Cars with the hidden surprised with decoder helmet. Goodie Bag (800x600)

I thought my Ass Hauler could look for things while the doctors are doing the same. New contents include some pages shared from my adult coloring book and a new box of Crayolas with two tiers of colors.  You know adult coloring books are all the rage.

I suggest deleting the small notebook and writing implement. Last time the Ass Hauler wrote down everything I said while I was not remembering.  The Ass Hauler can use his or her smartphone to capture your recovery and post it to social media before you arrive back home.

This is all l I want to know and hear and I can remember it – “All clear.”

Today is National Hamburger Day and I want one NOW. “I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes; Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes; big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer; good God a mighty which way do I steer. (Jimmy Buffet-Cheeseburger in Paradise)