June 2, 2015 – Sine Die! The Fat Lady Has Sung and the 84th Session of the Texas Legislature Has Adjourned! God Help Us All!
Sine Die. The fat lady has sung and the 84th Session of the Texas Legislature has adjourned! God Help Us All!
Remember RL, when there really was a fat lady that sang Texas Our Texas at sine die? What was her name? Ernestine Glossbrenner? House representative from Corpus Christi maybe? What did they sing yesterday? Onward Christian Soldiers marching off to Bastrop?
Well, Yippee Yi Ky Yay! Listen up Buckaroos – Open carry of handguns has passed from the legislature and galloped on over to the governor for his stamp of approval. You can openly carry your handgun, but keep your beer closed while driving.
And campus open carry of handguns passed for public institutions of higher education too. That will give an entirely new meaning to Texas Tech’s “Guns Up!” Those crazy Red Raiders can now shoot the frozen tortillas from the sky when they throw them at the opposing team and fans.
How many days until college football season begins?
One last question. Will the The Velvet Jones School of Technology at the corner of First and Chicon in Austin be grandfathered into campus carry?
Sine Die – all of the idiots may return to their respective villages.
I feel better now know that college students will be armed with drink, drugs, and guns!