Monday, November 23, 2015 – The Monday After Saturday College Football Awards
We’re number 1! So are we! We’re Number 1! So are we! So who is Number One?
Trivia Question for Monday – Who is most remembered for saying “What a revolting development this is?”
Who will be number one tomorrow when The Selection Committee meets? My psychic abilities say Clemson, Alabama, Iowa and Notre Dame. YUK!
The Creating Chaos Award goes to Baylor who whipped previously unbeaten Oklahoma State to throw the Big 12 Conference into chaos. It also creates an ESPN Game Day in Stillwater, OK next week for a Bedlam Game for the ages between Oklahoma State University and Oklahoma University (OU). This game is big when there is nothing on the line. Go Pokes!
The Baylor Bears meet TCU in what once was and still might be the Showdown of the Big 12. Doesn’t matter. The Big 12 isn’t going to the National Playoffs. Larry Culpepper told me and he invented the playoff system.
Michigan State takes down previously unbeaten Ohio State 17-13. Hard to stay number one.
The What’s the Point Award is shared by Oklahoma for their one point victory over ailing and falling TCU 30-29 and Mississippi State over Arkansas 51-50.
The Alabama Junior Varsity wins over Charleston Southern by 56-6 taking home The Cupcake Award. The Varsity Tide is taking its vitamins in preparation for the Iron Bowl against last place in the SEC West Auburn.
The Big Sarcastic Thank You Award goes to Ole Miss for giving LSU a third defeat in a row. Pissing off LSU before the Texas Aggies arrive in Baton Rouge is most appreciated. Just a little FYI to the Tigers – you don’t let The Texas Aggie Band come to the game – this could easily turn into We’re All Pissed Game.
The Texas Aggies shut out the Vanderbilt Commodores 25-0 and both teams win the Ugly Uniform Awards. Too difficult to distinguish between teams. Finally Chavis deserves a paycheck.
The We Almost Counted You Out Award goes to Stanford. Whatever you got, whether it is your mascot – the color Cardinal or the strange looking Tree or the crazy band. Whatever you got, get those brilliant minds going and invent something to beat Notre Dame next week.
“What a revolting development this is.” Stan Laurel to Oliver Hardy. I think they are both on The Selection Committee.
Wasn’t it William Bendix in The Life of Riley? Dating myself.
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I stand corrected in the corner. “What a revolting development this is” was the catch phrase of the 1940’s by William Bendix in The LIfe of Riley. I was thinking “Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.” That seems to fit also. Thank you for astuteness and correction.
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Laurel & Hardy…hysterical!!!😄😄😄❗️ Happy Turkey Day, friend🍷
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