Wednesday January 14, 2015 – The Doors – AKA –Molly, Odessa and Me

Wednesday January 14, 2015 – The Doors – AKA –Molly, Odessa and Me

Today we are getting in the Way Back Machine to talk about The Doors. No, not Jim Morrison and the 1960’s rock group – although a loud Riders on the Storm under the right conditions is always stimulating.

I am talking about the doors that were on the horizon on May 28, 1967 – The following day after I graduated from high school. When I tell these stories to the Great nieces and nephews (GNs), they look at me with looks of disbelief and almost shock when they compare their high school experiences to mine. It is not exactly from the When I Was in School Files but almost.  I did not walk five miles in the cold and rain.  In fact, I wouldn’t walk 100 yards, in the sunshine crossing over a fence via a style (Google it).  By the time my mother and I got to our garage and she drove around to the front of the school building, I could have been sitting at my desk on the front row and done most of the next day’s homework.  But I digress as usual.

My high school principal was a wonderful man and was an excellent school administrator. Counseling was not his strong suit however. But there really wasn’t much to counsel about. We had parents for that.  The high school was small with an average 30 students in each of the four grade levels. With a limited number of course offerings, compiling your class schedule was relatively simple then.

A few days before the first day of school in 1966 I actually did walk over the fence via the style to his office to pick up my class schedule for my senior year.  When I saw it I said, “You have me down for Girls PE at fourth period. How am I going to take physics?” His reply? “Girls don’t take physics, D.”

I left his office and by the time I was crossing over the style again going home, I was crying.  Arriving home my mother asked “What’s wrong?” I said, Mr. L. says I can’t physics. She asked “why not?” and I replied “Because I am a girl.”

She immediately dried her hands on the dishtowel, took mine and we crossed over the style and marched into Mr. L’s office. I do not recall the exact conversation, but I was allowed to take physics, but only under certain conditions.

The only way Mr. L would allow me to take physics was if another girl took it with me.  Maybe he realized I needed to have another girl so we would be lab partners. Or maybe he knew the boys would sabotage our experiments like they did. I don’t know. But I talked Molly into taking physics. This woman definitely could have been a physicist. She knew how to calculate those instruments with precision and then read, interpret and execute the complex mathematical formulas. She was amazing.  Molly would have made an excellent experimental physicist, while I was more on the theoretical side.

But I did not get to play anymore high school basketball. Just as well. I would have been on the bench. And this brings me to Odessa. She would have started and played way in front of me.  She was good. I met Odessa when we were about 14 years old.  But it wasn’t until the schools integrated that we really became friends. And I consider her a treasured friend today.

Like me she was a First Generation. She was the first in her family to attend college. She obtained a Master’s Degree in Counseling.

About twenty years ago we met at an education conference and had an opportunity to visit. As we reminisced about high school days, I made the comment that “I really wanted to be a medical doctor, but there were no girls out there knocking down the doors showing me the way.” She gently leaned over and touched my arm and said, “D, Black girls did not even know there were doors out there.”

So now it is present day. This is a picture of me and Sydney Colson.

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She was born almost 20 years after Molly, Odessa and I graduated from high school. She played point guard on the 2011 Texas A&M National Championship team. “Colson had her best season during her senior year, the 2010-11 National Championship season. She led the conference and ranked in the top 10 nationally with 6.1 assists per game. She finished the season with 221 assists, which still ranks second on A&M’s single season assist chart. She still ranks fourth all-time in A&M’s career assists (504) and steals (255). She was an honorable mention All-America and all-conference selection her senior year.” http://www.12thman.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=209369409

Impressive, huh?

After being drafted by the WNBA and playing for The New York Liberty for a while, plus playing some basketball oversees she returned to Texas A&M University. Remember girls were once not allowed to attend college here. She is a second year graduate student, mentors the new players and works with the point guards. She is the team’s videographer and plans to pursue a career in sports broadcasting.

She is an incredible young woman who knew those doors were there and went through them like a rider on a storm. I bet she got to take physics too and it did not conflict with girls’ basketball. Plus there was little something called Title IX.

So here’s to all the Sydneys out there today. What is that other song by the rock group The Doors? Oh yes. Break on Through to the Other Side.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 – And The Winners Are?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 – And The Winners Are?

“I Am Born.” That is the title of chapter one of what novel? Extra credit if you know the author.

Before I get to my last college football awards until next season, there is one more birthday to celebrate. MINE. Four score and seven years ago… No wait. That is The Gettysburg Address.  Three score and six years ago, I was born on this day.  That makes me 36, right?

Today marks the beginning of the 84th Texas Legislative session or as we referred to it – The Silly Season. Great niece Twin 2 begins her job as an assistant clerk with the Senate Transportation Committee.  I sent her a tweet that says “Good luck. Observe. Learn. And keep your voter registration card current.” Do I miss being a bureaucrat during session? I do miss the excitement, but I do not miss the long, grueling hours and the frustration. But I must say when I saw the email “First Reading” that begins the tracking of bills, my heart did flutter a bit. But I shall try to channel in the great, gone too soon, Molly Ivins and write about the session. Just a preview – today, at the opening session, armed gun activists are expected to gather outside the capitol.

And now – May I have the envelope please?

My award winners for the inaugural college football playoff are:

First runner-up award goes to Oregon. Duck Duck Sink. In the event the first place winner is unable to full her duties, (like some antiquated NCAA eligibility rule will surface) will Oregon get to be the National Champion?

And the 2015 National Champion of NCAA, college football, Division I is THE Ohio State University. What a way to dot that “I.” This in spite of the fact the flag bearers misspelled OHIO by forgetting the second “O” before the game began.

I had a three-way tie for most valuable players. While running back Ezekiel Elliot had a game of biblical proportions and safety Tyvis Powell led the team with nine tackles, my Most Valuable Player Award goes to Twelve Gauge, Cardale Jones. Did you see the arm on that guy?  There is a reason his teammates call him twelve-gauge like a shotgun. That and the fact he is huge and fast and extremely mobile. And he was the THIRD string QB?

Congratulations to The Ohio State University, but I still do not know what those little stickers on your helmets are. Nevertheless, everybody should have a helmet filled with them for a job well done. And you did it through hard work, facing epic obstacles and never, never gave up or quit believing in yourselves. Well done, gentlemen.

But now for the true winner$ of the fir$t college playoff$ $erie$:

  • AT&T
  • ESPN
  • NIKE and
  • Dr. Pepper aka Larry Culpepper.

Larry, will we see you ad nauseum during March Madness?

Parting shots – I see where Texas A&M has released quarterback Kenny Hill to explore his options.  Rumor has TCU in the mix.  Good luck, Kenny. I am sure there are flower beds in front of bars and restaurants in Fort Worth.  As the Aggies say, “Highway 6 runs both ways” meaning “if you can’t cut it at Texas A&M, go somewhere else.”

And to Johnny Football – You had that name trademarked or copyrighted. Do you plan to have Johnny Screw Up trademarked or copyrighted too? Get it together, Johnny! The partying is over, until you can take the Browns to a descent NFL season.

And to Kyle Allen, who tweeted “I want that feeling” – Fighting Texas Aggies everywhere want the feeling of a national championship too.  Take us there. BTHO – Arizona State, September 5, 2015

Chapter One from Charles Dickens’ David Copperfield (not the magician) is titled “I Am Born.”

Monday, January 12, 2015 – Happy Birthday!

Monday, January 12, 2015  – Happy Birthday!

Another birthday to celebrate! Today is my sister’s birthday.  Here is a piece of cake for you. Happy Birthday.

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Today was also Molly’s birthday.  I went to all twelve grades of school with Molly and some of my favorite childhood and high school memories were with Molly.  Since my birthday is tomorrow, Molly and I celebrated birthdays together throughout those years. As time passed she was never out of my thoughts on these two days.

Here are a couple of pictures from our thirteenth birthday.  I wish we could have celebrated birthdays together this year.  Miss you, Miss Molly!

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Saturday, January 10, 2015 – Happy Birthday, RL!

Saturday, January 10, 2015 – Happy Birthday, RL!

Happy Birthday to my friend, RL!

Remember the old radio days when you could call into a radio station and dedicate a song to some one?

Well, Mr. L, I would like to dedicate this song to you for your birthday, as you and all of the others prepare for the 144 days to come.

Here we come
Walkin’ down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Every one we meet

Hey, hey, we’re The Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.”

 

The 84th session of the Texas Legislature begins Tuesday, January 13, 2015.

“God Bless Texas” Bob Bullock

Friday, January 9, 2015 – Viva La France!

BOOM!

GOTCHA!

VIVA LA FRANCE!

Thursday, January 8, 2015 – The Birthday of the ELVI

Thursday, January 8, 2015 – The Birthday of the ELVI

Today would have been Elvis Presley’s 80th birthday.  Happy Birthday to one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th Century.

I suppose you are bringing in the firewood, layering up, covering your petunia or hunkering down in frigid anticipation of The Big FREEZE. It is 23 degrees here in the Brazos Valley this morning with more cold and the dreaded precipitation coming this weekend.  Stay warm.

I see where the Oregon football team does not get to practice as much as THE Ohio State football team.  It seems with the new playoff system, the excess of the way too many NCAA rules has created some unforeseen problems.  It has to do with the start of the semester.  When the university is in session, as in the case of Oregon, a team can only practice 20 hours per week or 4 hours per day. However, THE Ohio State is not yet in session so the Buckeyes can do whatever they want.

Don’t you hate it when academics and athletics collide?

On a serious note – today’s “to do” list.

  1. Draw or look at a cartoon today in memory and honor of the French political cartoonists killed in the terrorists attack.
  2. Say prayer (or moment of silence) for peace and
  3. Remember freedom of the press is a cornerstone of democratic nations.

Wednesday, January 7, – What Year Is This?

Wednesday, January 7, – What Year Is This?

What year is this? Really.

Gas is under $2.00 per gallon.

The Dallas Cowboys play the Green Bay Packers in Lambeau Field, (OUTSIDE) where the temperature was a brisk zero degrees, excluding wind chill, at last observation.

The #9 ranked Lady Aggies play #7 ranked Tennessee tonight in Knoxville and actually have a chance to win?

The #3  ranked Texas Lady Longhorns are undefeated going into conference play.

 

 

Tuesday, January 6, 2015 – The Morning After Assessment

Tuesday, January 6, 2015 – The Morning After Assessment

Good Time Zone Class,

Before we continue and hear the most anticipated conclusions of The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody Who Played in an NCAA Football Bowl Game, let’s waste most of the allotted time practicing assessment, rather than conducting instruction. Are there any questions? Yes?

Of course, there is an assessment.  This is Texas education. Where are you from? Donde esta you country?

Question # 1 – What color was the ESPN share of the pie? Red is correct.

Question # 2 – What is R. Loftin Bowen’s profession? That is correct. Dr. Bowen is a physicist.

Very good. As you recall, we were discussing the propensity of the population sampled that were founded as Land Grant institutions of higher education. Ready, pencils up?

The Morrill Land Grant Acts are important because of the following three components.

(1) The emphasis of study – AKA the Curriculum – shifted from the classical studies models used in Europe and continued by the East Coast colleges and universities.  There is nothing wrong with a classical education.  It can be a tremendous asset in games involving trivia and other useless information. Unfortunately it can result in knowing who invented the washing machine, but the inability to repair one.

(2) It was the first time educational institutions got financial support from the government. Yes, that would be the FEDERAL one.  There seems to be an emerging pattern that this is the same group of states that have had trouble with the federal government before.

(3) There was a required military component in the curriculum.

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Thoughts, Factoids, Outcomes, Conclusions and Recommendations

    • There are more green colors, land grant schools, on the chart that any other. I have no idea what it means. If you want to know the statistical probability of that happening, go hang out at the Asian Cultural Center. They can probably do the statistics in their heads.
    • Michigan State was the first Land Grant School. It became the prototype for the other land grant schools.
    • Hail Mary passes only work for Catholic schools. For Baptist and other protestant public founded institutions, like Baylor and Alabama respectively, Hail Mary passes are ineffective.
    • The educational founding of Florida State University is and was controversial. However, it was one of the first schools to accept a diverse population. Women were allowed as early as 1901. In the 1960’s it was known as “the Berkley of the South.” It had one of the first female Rhodes scholars. Today, it has a large number of Rhodes scholars. Its academic prowess aligns with those such as Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Rice and those types. Therefore, how did Jameis Winston get in? The school also claims to have invented streaking. Perhaps there is a link there.
    • The Latin Motto of Oregon University is “Mind moves the Mass.” It could just as easily have been The Mind Moves the Masses. The people who founded Oregon, the state and eventually the university, walked, rode a horse, role a mule, took a donkey, took a wagon, fought the Indians across uncharted territory and did whatever they had to do as they traveled on what would become The Oregon Trail. People also came to Oregon by boat. You ever see what is west of the West Coast? Water. These folks are rugged, confident, take no prisoners, stay calm and paddle like hell type of people. The campus of Oregon University was the setting of National Lampoon’s Animal House. Cool! Food Fight!
    • The OHIO State University – what is that shitty little sticker on your helmets? A buckeye leaf or seed? A pot leaf? What? Further study is recommended.
  • There are way too many bowl games!
  • The NCAA has lost its mind.
  • Tighten bowl eligibility requirements.
  • I only care about Texas A&M University.
  • Does college football really need a bowl game in Dubai? It’s on the books with dates to be determined. No kidding!

 

Monday, January 5, 2015 – N=39 – The Number of College Bowl Games

Good Whatever Time it is in Your Zone, Class,

Today, we will be looking at a brilliant new work that is soon to be published in the Journal of Made Up Stuff. As you know, this non-juried, seldom proof-read, and little read publication is a cornerstone of My Brain and How I Like It.  It is available in the lay version called Here’s What I’m Thinking.  Let us begin.

Working Title

The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody Who Played in an NCAA Football Bowl Game

Chapter I – Problem Statement

There were way too many college football bowl games.  In fact, there were, at last count, 39 bowl games representing 76 different schools. Thirty – eight (38) of those bowl games were shown on ESPN or one of the King of Cable’s sister networks, ABC and ESPN2. The Sun Bowl was shown on CBS. If you draw a picture of the disparity, it looks like this, with the red part being the ESPN share of visibility and revenue.

ESPN Chart

 

 

It also looks like the PAC-MAN icon or a small slice of pie.

Chapter II – Literature Review

Cuppy, Will. – The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody

Frankenstein V. – How I Did It!

Loftin, R. Bowen, Burson, Rusty. – The 100 Year Decision – Texas A&M and The SEC

Chapter III – Methodology

I constructed a clever timeline beginning on December 31, 2014 at 6:30 PM CST and concluded sometime Friday, I think. Maybe it was already January 2, 2015. I lost track of time.

During that time I watched an unprecedented number of college football games. I think the channel may be stuck permanently on ESPN. In addition, I followed the scrolls along the bottom of the screen and with the exception of Brat MushMouth, I listened to the commentary by the announcers. Then, while I was doing that, I researched the history of each team’s collegiate founding. During the Mayhem Commercials, which were very funny and most informative about cyber sharing, I Googled the teams of interest. Talk about multitasking and multiprocessing. It is important to recall this study has always been about the teams I like, and the teams that influence the teams I like. Statistically stated, I watched 23 of the 76 teams or about 30%. This is a statically valid sampling.

Stated as a formula, because it always looks smart, results in the following:

N=39, where X = 76 and Y = 23. Do the math. Y/X = 30%

Having graduated from one, and thus being required know the history of them, I realized a common hectare of ground among the 76 teams. There appeared to be a great propensity of, and thereby creating a large disproportion of schools founded as Land Grant schools.

Then I drew a bunch of charts and graphs because nobody reads anymore.

IV – What I Found Out

The institutions of higher education, known as Land Grant schools, were founded under the Morell Act to provide educational opportunities to the children of farmers – like in Agricultural stuff and to create and train those so inclined in the Mechanical sciences.

The fact that they were also founded to rebuild and industrialize the South following the American Civil War should not be ignored. Note: To those, like in Hearne, this is the one you still refer to as The War Between the States.

Oh no. Time is up for today, class. Tomorrow, we will continue to see what indeed was found out and discuss the author’s recommendations and conclusions. Class dismissed.

Friday, January 2, 2015 – The Twilight Zone

Friday, January 2, 2015 – The Twilight Zone

To paraphrase the late, Jerry Garcia and The Grateful Dead – What a long strange year it has been – and it is only a few hours old.

I have a college football bowl hangover and am still processing just the games from yesterday. Who remembers the ABC Wide World of Sports tagline “The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat?” Right now the winners are: ESPN, Chick-Filet and Larry Culpepper, the Dr. Pepper soda guy.

But let’s rewind to New Year’s Eve. If you recall, the Computer, whose name, btw is Toshiba, was quite ill and taking over my life.  It was contaminated with Adware, Malware, What the Kardashians Wear and more equally bad things. But I am getting ahead of myself.

I actually stayed up until midnight. Just before the New Year rang in, I watched an episode of The Twilight Zone on the marathon of the same name on the SyFy Channel. It was and still is an incredible TV program.  I could go on about the merits of the show, but suffice to say it is an all-time favorite and I have probably seen every episode multiple times.

The episode just before midnight was an episode from 1961 that starred Burgess Meredith (Go to Google) on trial by The State for being “obsolete.” He is sentenced to death which is televised to the masses as a warning.  (Think Hunger Games, Divergent, dystopian society) His occupation? A Librarian.  The State was represented by an individual (very Hitlerian and Stalininist in nature and demeanor, but with no facial hair) who tries and convicts the librarian. As in so many episodes, irony is a major component.  Meredith uses his knowledge and tricks the representative of The State who then goes on trial and is sentenced to death. His crime? Inability to function in society according to The State rules.  

On New Year’s Day, I take Toshiba the Computer, to Dr. Geek Squad. Dr. Geek’s recommendation is to have Dr. Geek Squad Specialists repair via a remote takeover of my computer in the luxury of my home with an Internet connection.

So while Florida State was being smashed by The Oregon Attack Ducks, I turned my computer over to someone, somewhere probably named HAL, for repair.  It was really, creepy and trippy and yet exciting to watch your computer being controlled from an unknown Agent of cyber space. For about three hours he (I knew his name and alleged gender because I was in a chat room with him – part of the creepiness), but he removed programs and cleaned my computer. No, I did not have to sit for the entire three hours, but you could watch everything that was being done. You had no control over what was happening. It was as though ‘it was from another dimension; from another place and another time; in a society where the individual has no thoughts and is controlled by an unknown authority. Next stop – The Twilight Zone.”

And then the final message window verifying that the process was completed popped up.  It read:

“You may now resume control of your regularly scheduled computing.”

Yep – you can hear The Twilight Zone music, can’t you?