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Lent Day Nineteen

Lent Day Nineteen

Sunday, March 23, 2014 – Bless me Father, for I have sinned. When I began this Lenton Log, I failed to mention Bill Prady, the co-creator of my all-time favorite television program, The Big Bang Theory. Dr. Shelton Cooper and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter – both physicists. Dr. Rajesh Koothrappolli – an astrophysicist, and MR. Howard Wolowitz and Penny. Penny. Penny. Yes, even though your aerospace engineering degree is from the prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “Who doesn’t have a Masters’ Degree?” That is the attitude of those of us who do have Dr. in front of our name. Add Bernadette Rostenkowski, a microbiologist and my favorite – Amy Farrah Fowler, played by Mayim Bialik, who actually has a PhD. in neurobiology and you, get an ensemble cast that is one of the best in television history. I am, or know, or have taught every character in the series. I think most of them were in my first period American history class when they were juniors at McCullough High School in The Woodlands. Well, this must be short today because I must get ready to give UCLA the Axe, tonight. Go Lumberjacks!!! So I will leave with one of my favorite of many from the series, quotes. This one from Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler. “I do not question the existence of a Supreme Deity. However, I do not understand one that takes attendance once a week.”

Lent Day Eighteen

Lent Day Eighteen

Saturday, March 22, 2014 – Oh future bright, Neath the purple and white, all hail to SFA; Neath Texas pines, we have found peaceful shrines where every month is May. Long live our alma mater; honor to thee for aye; As years unfold happy memories we’ll hold; all hail to SFA. Yes, I still remember the words to the SFA school song. I can also say the Greek alphabet while holding a burning match and get to Omega before the flame burns out. Something else I learned at SFA besides the school song. VCU, you can kiss my axe! Last’s night’s game was one of those happy unfolding memories we’ll hold. Here’s to the Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks first NCAA victory in what was an incredible and unbelievable basketball game. There have been no blow out victories in the tournament. In fact, there have been many “poopy undies victories,” because the favored, big name school was taken down to the final minutes or seconds before escaping with a win over a small school, but obviously powerful team. The NCAA women’s games begin today. The bracket of the POTUS has the Catholics playing the Baylor Baptists, I mean Bears, in the Elite Eight for the Championship of Notre Dame Region. We both have ND winning. He also has UConn and Texas A&M playing for the Championship of the Lincoln region. We both have UConn winning. Reveille, you can take down that Huskie. OK, maybe not. Maybe Gary Blair can bore Geno to victory. I have great admiration for Coach Blair, but dang he talks slow. The POTUS has ND and UConn in the Championship Game. I do too. The irresistible force and the immoveable object. Baring a major upset this will be the first in NCAA women’s basketball history where the final two teams come in undefeated. UConn will have one loss when the lights go out.

Lent Day Seventeen

Lent Day Seventeen

Friday, March 21, 2014 – “Fight, fiercely Harvard…” That is not the fight song of Harvard University, but rather the parody by one of its alumni and one of the greatest satirist of the twentieth century. While you are thinking who it is, here is a report from yesterday’s and this mornings’ games. This tournament has already had so many upsets, the name should be changed to March Schizophrenia. Harvard might be the only school who could spell it though. Congratulations to the Billikens and you certainly needed to be and have that good luck charm to pull off the win. Also having good luck were the buzzer-beating Texas Longhorns and of course the Harvard Crimson upsetting Cincinnati. If your bracket had not busted earlier with Dayton over The Ohio State, it probably did with Harvard. My selection, Colorado, played as though they inhaled too much of the air caused by the recent passing of laws in their their state to expand recreational opportunities. And then, am I the only one who sees the irony in the win by the North Dakota Bison over the Oklahoma Sooners? Bison – 1. Native Americans and Sooners – 0. The revenge of the buffaloes, you betcha. And so far today, it has been a good day for bears – both Baylor and Mercer. Mercer upset the Duke Blue Devils. And the brackets continue to bust. Fight, fiercely, Harvard is one of many songs by the fabulous Tom Lehrer. Tom Lehrer earned his AB in mathematics (magna cum laude) from Harvard University in 1946 when he was 19. He received his MA degree the next year and was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa. His songs, such as Pollution and A Song for World War III, (Watch World War III on pay TV…) are as meaningful and pertinent today as they were in the 1960’s and 1970’s. So for Mr. Lehrer and all the other key carrying scholars – Fight, fiercely, Harvard.

Lent Day Sixteen

Lent Day Sixteen

Thursday, March 20, 2014 – Spring is just moments away. It is 11:47 am. My Final Four for the men’s basketball bracket are: Florida, Virginia, Wisconsin and Wichita State with Florida becoming National Champion. Of course on my sentimental bracket, I have Stephen F. Austin playing Baylor for the National Championship. My Final Four for the women’s basketball bracket are: any four teams NOT from Connecticut, or Fort Bend, Indiana or Louisville. So in the first round games, let’s go Prairie View, and Robert Morris and Idaho. The Prairie View Tigers will eat the Huskies and the Idaho Vandals will vandalize the Louisville Buggers. I know it is the Cardinals, but remember last year? There is a reason Coach Kim Mulkey has to sit out the first round game for Baylor. And the Robert Morris Colonials will beat up on the Irish. Hmm. That sounds rather historical, doesn’t it? The colonists beating the Irish. If you read the comments (and thank you very much) it appears the Iowa Hawkeyes mascot does come from James Fennimore Cooper’s historical novel The Last of the Mohicans. Hawkeye was a frontiersman and a hero in the novel. What was Hawkeye Pierce’s name on M*A*S*H? Spring has sprung. Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce.

Lent Day Fifteen

Lent Day Fifteen

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 – Got your NCAA Division I Women’s basketball bracket completed? If you really want to do the math, Sheldon, go ahead. For the rest of you, I somehow came up with 65 five teams, rather than 64, and that is close enough for government work. That means if you try to count it, it will not add up. The school mascots represented in the women’s bracket are more complex than those in the men’s. Using the same categories of Birds, Cats, Mammals, Humanoids, Other and “What in the hell is a …,” we find eight birds, seven cats, fourteen mammals, nine Other, five “What in…” and twenty-two humanoids mascots. There are two weather patterns – Cyclones and a Red Storm. There is a Blue Demon and a Blue Devil, and a Sun Devil. I categorized the Iowa Hawkeyes as Birds. I do not think it means the mascot is Hawkeye Pierce. The mammal category is populated by dogs with three bulldogs, a huskie and a Great Dane. I was undecided whether to place the Boilermakers in the humanoid category or the Other, as the drink. I went with the humanoid. And this category held the largest number of mascots. Included, are The Irish, the Colonials, the Commodores (not Lionel Richie and the singing group), Cowgirls, Raiders, Volunteers and Mountaineers. There are Spartans and Trojans and Quakers and Raiders. Some Pirates, an Indian and a Matador. In the “What in the hell…” category, there are the Shockers and Flyers, and the color Orange. I hope the MOCs are short for moccasin, because I know people who cannot say moccasin and it would difficult for them to cheer for that team. If you are happy with the mascot titled Vandals, who am I to apply a tag, but Idaho, you might want to think of something a bit less antiquated.
Try Raiders. I wasn’t sure what a Hilltopper is and I am too lazy to look it up. But Good Luck to all the teams. Gig ‘Em Aggies and Sic ‘Em Bears. That would be the Baylor Bears and not the Golden Bears. And please Lord; do not let the Oregon State Beavers play the South Carolina Gamecocks. There are too many jokes waiting to happen.

Lent Day Fourteen

Lent Day Fourteen

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 – Got your bracket filled out for the men? I did a relatively accurate analysis of the mascots of the schools and organized them into the following categories. Birds, cats, mammals, humanoids, other and last, but not least, “what the hell is a …?” Assuming the Kansas Jayhawk is a bird, there are eleven bird mascot schools, including Stanford Cardinals. So explain to me then why the school with the brightest minds of the universe, past and, present, have a tree wearing sewn together green patches as a mascot. There are ten schools with a cat as a mascot, and 50% of those cats are Wildcats. The cat category includes the BYU Cougars. They are not the BYU Mormons. There are sixteen mascots classified as mammals including four dogs, three bears, two buffalo, a wolf pack and a wolverine, a badger, two horses, a ram and a bovine. OK. It’s a Longhorn, but it is still a bovine. The humanoid category is defined as a human in a mascot costume. There are two colonels, a cavalier, a Spartan and friar. Also, included are a lumberjack, two minutemen and a volunteer. There is an aggie, a Sooner, a cowboy and an Indian. There is Ragin Cajun and a cornhusker and one Orange man. In the Other category, there are two devils. One is a sun devil while the other is a blue one. There are two weather patterns – a hurricane and a cyclone. The last category is the “What the hell is a …?” These mascots include a jasper, a buckeye, a flyer, a crimson, and a tar heel. And the best of category goes to a billiken. I would love to hear some of those cheers. The jasper mascot of Manhattan College comes from Brother Jasper who founded the college. And a billiken is a good luck charm. It really is worth Googling. Oh yeah, there is only one mascot from the reptile family and it is a big gator from Florida. This mascot can pretty much eat the others. So the bracket completion strategy based on which mascot can eat the others may prove equally as sound as the highly researched, statistical analysis and both will achieve the same national champion results.

Lent Day Thirteen

Lent Day Thirteen

Monday, March 17, 2014 – Top of the mornin to ye, Lads and Lassies. Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, and all that blarney. Tis St. Paddy’s Day where the whole world celebrates being Irish for a wee period of time. Bars are filled with individuals celebrating with green beer and boiled potatoes – the national food of Ireland. Wouldn’t it be more fitting to fast on St. Patrick’s Day since the British almost starved them into extinction? You know “another martyr for old Ireland; another murder for the Crown; the British laws may crush the Irish; but cannot keep her spirits down.” That is from Kevin Barry, an Irish revolutionary song. This history of Ireland is a sad one. No wonder the Irish are known for drinking. And you may know some of the words of this song. Here is the first verse to sing along.
Over in Killarney,
Many years ago,
Me mither sang a song to me
In tones so sweet and low.
Just a simple little ditty,
In her good ould Irish way,
And I’d give the world if she could sing
That song to me this day.
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
Hush, now don’t you cry!
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
That’s an Irish lullaby.

So true. So true. I hope you are wearing green and that Irish Eyes are Smiling on you today. Nevertheless, I still do not want Notre Dame to win!

Lent Day Twelve

Lent Day Twelve

Sunday, March 16, 2014 – OK- a word of warning. If you do not like college basketball, then you should probably stop reading this Lenten log now because there is going to be a lot about basketball in the next few weeks. I realize Lent is a religious observance, but to some of us, basketball is a religion. The NCAA basketball tournament is the great equalizer in sports. Smaller Division I schools have just as much of a chance to win as the large perennial power houses. That is one of the reasons I enjoy watching. The difference in a game may lie in a foul and a made or missed free throw. And who doesn’t like to watch buzzer beaters? The men’s brackets come out this afternoon and the women’s tomorrow. I fill in several brackets. One is based on which school’s mascot can eat the other school’s mascot. One is based on school colors. I might pick all schools with the color red. Of course I also do a carefully calculated bracket based on multiple statistical variables. And one bracket is my sentimental bracket. I pick teams based purely on sentimental factors. This year on the men’s sentimental bracket, my championship game is between the Wichita State Shockers and the Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks. Of course, SFA is my one of my several alma maters (Given ‘Em the Ax ‘Em Jacks). These two teams hold the best won-loss records in Division I men’s basketball. I will pick both to go far into the statistical bracket also. On the women’s bracket’s I have any school save Notre Dame and UConn in the championship game. I might pick the USC women because they have red in their uniforms and are coached by Cynthia Cooper. Sometimes I complete a bracket because I admire the coach. So as we dribble through the next weeks, don’t say I did not give you fair warning. Don’t make me call a technical foul on you.

Lent Day Eleven

Lent Day Eleven

Saturday, March 15, 2014 – Beware the Ides of March or Idus Martii in Latin. This is the notorious day that marks the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC. Before the assassination, March 15 was just another day on the Roman calendar. Romans celebrated March 15 with the Festival of Anna Perenna, a Roman goddess of the year, which featured plenty of drunken debauchery and a carnival like-atmosphere. Sounds like Mardi Gras or game day in the SEC. But on the day in 44 BC, the soothsayers warned Julius Caesar to beware of the day and he was indeed stabbed to death on the steps of the Roman Senate lead by his close friends Brutus and Cassius. This just goes to show you that there are no friends in politics. The assassination was a result of Caesar becoming Dictator Perpetuus, or Dictator for Life. Before he got too big for his toga, he reformed the calendar to have 365 days, making January 1 the starting day of a new year for everyone in the world and added a leap year. When you are dictator, you can do whatever you want. Caesar’s assassination gave us such phrases as “Et tu, Brute” and others in Shakespeare’s play accurately entitled Julius Caesar. From this work, we also get phrases such as “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears,” and the phrase “It is Greek to me” meaning “HUH?” I am not certain if the assassination is the origin of the Caesar salad or not. Perhaps in their grief or celebration, depending on which side you were on, somebody developed a plate of Romaine lettuce and added some goat cheese in honor of Julius Caesar and named it after the Roman statesman. However, since Caesar salads seldom have tomatoes, I guess it would not have a Roma tomato. Get it?

Lent Day Ten

Lent Day 10

Friday, March 14, 2014 – This television program aired in March 1964. What is Jeopardy? Perhaps a more accurate question would be “What is one of my all-time favorite TV game shows?” Our Final Jeopardy answer today is Art Fleming. While the Final Jeopardy theme song is going through your head and you know it is, we shall move forward. Or backwards as the case may be. I love to watch Jeopardy and have since the Jeopardy boards were blue cardboard squares with all five categories housed in a larger box of some type. When a contestant selected a topic in a category for an amount, the dollar amount card would suddenly be pulled upward as if by magic to reveal the answer. Sometimes the dollar card would not fly out in a flush manner and would jam, revealing only a few words of the answer. Then you would see a hand reach over and pull the card upward. Funny. Yes, yes, I know I could be a contestant on Jeopardy, but I figure you only get one game show per lifetime and mine is going to be TPIR – The Price is Right. I dream of hearing my name “…Come on down.” I have watched TPIR since Bill Cullen was the host. Not Bob Barker and he was the host for decades. But I watched Bob Barker also. Jeopardy might have appeared after TPIR. It may have been after Concentration. Maybe it on before Twenty-One, before the scandal. But it was definitely on before Beat The Clock. But now, let’s see what you wrote down – Who was the host of the original version of the television game show Jeopardy, which aired on NBC from 1964 until 1975?