Wednesday, April 12, 2017 – Finally Something Fun to WHOOP About.
HOWDY! The world news is about who is going to bomb whom and the WH Press Secretary continues to Splice history into a continued endless number of “What I meant was…” statements. I decided to just skip on over to September and Texas Aggie football. I hope we are all still here to watch.
September 3 – @ UCLA – Bears will want revenge.
September 9 – Nicholls State – Do not be afraid of Kyle Field and The 12th Man. Although the crowd size is probably bigger than Thibodaux.
September 16 – LA-Lafayette – Remember Texas alcohol laws.
September 23 – Arkansas @ AT&T Stadium – The Hogs are always scary. But recruiting at Jerry World is fabulous.
September 30 – South Carolina – Uncle Will Muschamp might have found a home.
October 7 – Alabama – Jalen playing in his home state.
October 14 – @ Florida – Never yell for a team from Florida. Bad colors. Bad mascot.
October 28 – Mississippi State – May the team wearing maroon and white win!
November 4 – Auburn – A lovely autumn hair color.
November 11 – New Mexico -Tune up for Toddy and the Rebels.
November 18 – @ Ole Miss- Hotty Toddy, God Awmighty! Would so love to tailgate in The Grove and have my picture made with the William Faulkner statue on campus.
November 25 – @ LSU. So much more fun than tu and the burn orange on Thanksgiving. And much better food.
Texas Aggie Football – 135 more days! WHOOP!