Tuesday, April 18, 2017 – I Owe! I Owe! To the I-R-S I Owe! Do You Have Receipts? And Dwarfs? Dwarves?
If the plural of scarf is scarves, why isn’t the plural of dwarf dwarves? Perhaps it is.
Tax Prep Person to me yesterday: Do you have all of your legal drug receipts?
Me: Yes, Ma’am. I do. One does not get receipts for your illegal drugs.
Just as the seven dwarfs sang while going to work in the mines (that would be the clean coal mines, with no insurance for black lung.)
I Owe! I Owe!
To the I-R-S – I Owe!
I ain’t got no deductibles so
I Owe! I Owe!
This is the actual letter I mailed to the IRS yesterday with my taxes and my voucher.
SUBECT: Voucher Amount
To Whom It May Concern:
Enclosed is a check for $XXX. This is all of the money I am able to pay at this time. I shall anxiously await your multiple written communications and 35 or longer minutes on hold when I call to speak to a live person regarding additions to my existing payment plans.
Sincerely Yours,
Here's What I'm Thinking 