Wednesday, July 12, 2017 – Infamous Historical Statements and The Great 20th Century Philosopher
Let me reach into my bag of historical statements to find something for today’s HWIT.
“I am not a crook.” No, that is not the correct one.
“I did not have sex with that woman.” Not that one either.
“I did not collude with the Russians.” Maybe.
“I opened the email, responded ‘I love it,’ because I often meet with people I do not know and invite high ranking campaign people to my Daddy’s offices.” Hmm too long.
How about this one? “I am not a crook and I did not have email sex with the Russians.”
Reminder to Trump Administration – When you are up to your ass in alligators, you forget your initial objective was to drain the swamp.
“Can’t you feel em circling Honey; can’t you feel them swimming around? You got fins to left; fins to the right and you’re the only bait in town.” (FINS, Buffet, James William. July, 1979.)
Not to mention the “the big white teeth of the sharks that swim on the land!!!”