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Wednesday, May 31, 2017 – “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”

Wednesday, May 31, 2017 – “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”

Good morning, boys and girls,

Our new word for the day is: Covfefe. It appears to be a new word for the world made up by the Tweeter in Chief. Currently there seems to be no exact definition or translation or history of usage on this planet. However, Fake News, Inc. reports it is possible this is the translation from the Russian term “covfefenski” which means “highly disliked reporters and people smarter than me.” (sic)

Other unknown and unidentified and made up sources think the word is proof the alien Pod People from the Planet Denial were successful when they said “Take me to your leader.”

Other more credible sources, including but not limited to the FBI believe the word “covfefe” means “The Truth is Out There.” This slogan worked well for the agency when files were known as the X-Files.

Like most of the world we really do not know what President Twitter meant in his morning twitter rant. But since he is giving his cell number to everyone, I will try to contact him later. I hope he does not have one of those burner phones.

Meanwhile, how about a nice tune for Ivanka and Jared today? Here’s Call Me, by Blondie. Such fun lyrics. Roll me in designer sheets too. And call me for your lover’s alibi.  I think the lyrics are now available in Chinese.