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Sunday March 15, 2015 – Reveille VIII and IX

Rev VIII and IX

Isn’t this the cutest? Reveille VIII and Reveille IX take a walk on campus.  One does not need to ask which is VIII and which is IX.  Reveille VIII is on the left – the one with the big retirement smile.

If you look closely, Rev IX is out of step, but hey she just got here and she does not have to report for official duty until May.

Oh yeah – Texas A&M has a new president too.  In terms of news about the newcomers to TAMU, he came in third behind Reveille IX and new defensive coordinator, John Chavis.

Saturday, March 14, 2015 – Pi Day – Once in a Century

Saturday, March 14, 2015 – Pi Day – Once in a Century

Today is pi day – 3.1415.

At 9:26 AM and 53 seconds, it will be 3.141592656 – the next digits in the infinite number or places of the irrational number.

I suggest you indulge and eat a piece of pi.  Or you can also check the ratio of the circumference of your circle to its diameter.  Both of these suggestions can be done today while you also celebrate Albert Einstein’s birthday.

This message is brought to you by Pi – a weapon of math destruction. Or in my case – pi – a weapon of math obstruction.

Friday – March 13, 2015 – Fish Stick Friday

Friday – March 13, 2015 – Fish Stick Friday

Fish Sticks – the hot dog of the fish world. When one mentions fish sticks, I have one of those flashbacks they warned us about (Jimmy Buffet). I am transported back to the Magnolia High School cafeteria. On Friday you had two lunch choices – fish sticks, macaroni and cheese, green beans and one of those giant rolls or bring your lunch.  Actually you only had those two choices every day – eat what was for lunch in the cafeteria or bring a lunch. I bet we all remember those giant rolls. Who remembers those little square card board boxes the milk came in?  Remember Mr. L. took our “milk money?” Not to be confused with Mr. Swanks who took our lunch money.

My dear Mother made one of the best lunches ever.  It was home-made pimento cheese made with Velveeta cheese, Lay’s potato chips, and her famous home-made chocolate chip cookies. It was so good it was stolen every Friday by Dianne J. and Pat C. and probably Judy B.  This assumes they got to my locker before my classmates, Sonny C. or BFF Luddite or anybody else who had the opportunity to steal it got to it first. So I had to eat frozen (please insert an alliterative adjective) fish sticks on Friday.  Mama even tried packing extra sandwiches and more cookies. That only meant my lunch looked like a grocery sack and fed more people who stole my lunch while I still ate fish sticks.  Finally, Mother said she was not going to feed half of Magnolia High School. Please know this was not a situation of being bullied because whoever would steal my lunch would leave lunch money in my locker.

I respect those who strictly adhere to dietary customs, whether for religious reasons or not, but I wonder at the origin of such customs.  I wonder if pre Martin Luther nailing the pages on the church door, the Catholic Church had an agreement with the commercial fisherman?  The Vatican says, “How about this?  If an animal walks, don’t eat it on Friday, and everybody buys fish and the price of fish goes up.”  Think about it.  And why Friday? Why not meatless Thursday? Or Tuesday? Perhaps Friday was when the boats arrived from a fishing expedition. Oh well.  Time for lunch. I will be having a pimento cheese, with Velveeta cheese, Lay’s potato chips (not the baked ones, either) and a chocolate chip cookie.

Thursday, March 12, 2015 – Reveille Training

Thursday, March 12, 2015 – Reveille Training

Yes, Reveille IX is a beauty.  I saw in another article that Reveille VIII would be training her.  VKM, I hope you got the contract to create the training modules for the new Rev.  Just exactly how does one dog train another? Are these the key concepts?

No one walks on the grass around the Memorial Student Center because it is in memory of our fallen heroes.

Never pee on Kyle Field. It too is sacred.

When at a visitor’s site, always pee on their field.

Insist on a new wardrobe, including a new coat, a new bed and new raincoat.

Always sleep on your handler’s bunk.  He must sleep on the floor.

Learn when your handler has an exam, and then bark in class so the class will be dismissed.

Only bark at opponents’ mascots you can outrun.  Never bark at those for which you could be an afternoon snack– (Tigers and Alligators.)

During football games, run as fast as you can when leading in the team.  There is an army of big and fast men running behind you.

Never fear – your handler will throw his body on you to protect you from harm and SMU football players.

Never fear – should a team make fun of you (the Rice University MOB), the entire Corp of Cadets will hold the opponent hostage until the Texas Rangers arrive.

Never roll in the mud or in dead carcasses unless the Aggies win the National Football Championship. Then all Aggies will join you in the celebration.

Don’t send email from your personal account.  You are now a public official.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 – A New First Lady

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 – A New First Lady

This was the top news story last night. I am thinking that since she is from Ohio that she will bring a National Championship to Aggieland.

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COLLEGE STATION – Texas A&M University’s mascot-in-waiting has been selected—a female collie, in keeping with the university’s decades-old tradition—and is scheduled to assume her role May 9 as Reveille IX.

In the meantime, she will have the opportunity to get accustomed to the campus and get acquainted with Rev VIII, who is completing her seventh year at endearing herself to thousands of Aggies and others. Rev VIII is set to retire to the Stevenson Companion Animal Life-Care Center operated by Texas A&M’s College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences, where she will continue to receive special care.

The soon-to-be Rev IX has been donated by Overland Collies, a highly respected kennel in the collie-breeding world, headquartered in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, a Cleveland suburb.

The establishment’s owners, Marcy and Mike Fine, are well-known in the collie community and are typically well-represented among finalists at the annual Collie Nationals.

Selection of the 16-month-old medium-sized collie was recommended by a 12-member committee of students, faculty and staff to Interim President Mark A. Hussey, who concurred. Hussey’s decision concluded a seven-month national search in which more than 15 applications from across the nation, including collie breeders and collie rescue shelters, were considered. The pool was eventually narrowed to four finalists.

Tom Reber, interim vice president for student affairs, chaired the search committee.

“I could not be more pleased that owners Mike and Marcy Fine provided Texas A&M University with their beloved dog Twix to serve as Reveille IX,” said Reber. “They were very helpful in providing us information throughout the search process and were confident that Twix would be an excellent Aggie.”

Marcy Fine describes the future Aggie mascot as “very outgoing and has a positive attitude in every new situation,” adding that she “enjoys crowds” and has been taken to dog shows—“and even won.”

“When my husband Mike and I first became aware of the national search for a new Texas A&M mascot, we both agreed that our beloved ‘Twix’ was the perfect collie for such a highly public role,” said Marcy Fine. “She is beautiful, lovable and has the natural personality that we believe makes her best suited to serve as Reveille IX and we were happy to donate her to Texas A&M.”

Texas A&M’s mascot-to-be will be formally named Reveille IX at the Corps of Cadets “Final Review,” the May 9 ceremony held in conjunction with the university’s spring commencement ceremonies.

Company E-2 in the Corps of Cadets is responsible for caring for Reveille on a 24/7 basis. Wearing five silver diamonds, she will be the highest-ranking member of the Corps. Additionally, she is referred to as “the First Lady of Aggieland.”

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 – The Blue Bird Courts in Conroe, Texas

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 – The Blue Bird Courts in Conroe, Texas

Before we leave the Way Back Machine, let’s go to 1975. The other day, somebody on FB mentioned “a small town, where on Saturday night, you drive up and down the main drag.” Then somebody else commented about “The Miracle Mile” in Conroe that ran from the H-Y Drive-In Picture Show to The Blue Bird Courts. Then I mentioned the Drive-In with car hops next door to The Blue Bird Courts was The Oasis.

So many memories of Conroe in the late 1960’s and 1970’s.  Here is one from my memory collection about The Blue Bird Courts. In 1966 my parents moved to Conroe.  About 1972 or 1973 they purchased a house on Oak Hollow. This was on the opposite of Frazier Street, but one had to pass The Blue Bird Courts to turn left to get to Oak Hollow Subdivision. It became a standing joke between me, my sister and our mother – Let’s go see what the lobby of The Blue Bird Court looks likes.  Do you really think it is a whorehouse (my mother, can you believe?) or Let’ see if we recognize any cars at The Blue Bird Courts.

As some may recall, my dear Mother passed away in 1975.  My dear Aunt Claudie and Aunt Dargie cared for her in her last days.  On the day she passed away, Aunt Claudie said that she and Dargie and their husbands, Uncle Ralph and Uncle Horn, respectively were going to go to a motel to rest as our house would become busy.  Aunt Claudie said “We’re just going to over here and rent a couple of rooms at The Blue Bird Courts.  I started, “OH Aunt Claudie that place is …” My sister put her hand or my arm and shhhed me.  She then said, “Well, if that place is not suitable, there is a brand-new Holiday Inn on South Frazier.” And out the door the aunts and uncles went.

I looked at my sister and realized what she had done.  (I know, I am blaming this all on you, D!”) “You did that on purpose, didn’t you? So we could hear about The Blue Bird Courts?”

About 10 minutes later, the aunts and uncles were back at our house.  Aunt Claudie and Aunt Dargie were all flustered and saying things like “Oh no!” “Oh, it did not look clean.” “It did not look safe” and my all-time favorite “The lobby was lavender!”  My Uncle Horn, who was quite the rounder, even said, “Yep, even I was scared.” So off to the Holiday Inn they went.

My sister and I laughed and said “Well, we know the color of the lobby.” I am sure we could hear Mother laughing too.

Monday, March 9, 2015 – Another Place – Another Time – Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia Elementary School

Monday, March 9, 2015 – Another Place – Another Time – Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia Elementary School

Let’s get in the Way Back Machine and see what was happening 57 years ago. In cleaning when I moved I found this newspaper clipping from the Tomball Tribune. It is so funny, yet tragic on so many levels.  If you remember Freddie Bell, the thought of him with a gun is funny and frightening. It definitely marks a different time in education and the world. The year would have been 1959.  No way would something like this happen today.

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From The Tomball Tribune

Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia

A contest was held recently to name the quick-draw champion of the Magnolia Elementary School.  The rules were that the pistol had to be drawn from a holster, belt or pocket, and the hand could not be touching it before the signal was given to draw.  Judges for the contest were Leon Free and Buddy Nunn.

The winners of Group I were Freddie Bell from Special Education, Robert Earl Dennis from the First Grade, Joe Arellona from the Second Grade, and David Townsend from the Third Grade.  In the draw for the championship, Robert Earl Dennis beat Freddie Bell to the draw and David Townsend eliminated Joe Arellona.  For the championship of Group I, David Townsend won by a close decision over Robert Earl Dennis.  His prize was a “Rick-O-Shay” pistol.

In Group II, the winners were Paul Green from the Fourth Grade, Molly Harper from the Fifth Grade and Tommy Duroy from the Sixth Grade. In the draw-off for the championship, Molly Harper outdrew Paul Green, and then Molly eliminated Tommy Duroy and became champion of Group II. Her prize was also a “Rick-O-Shay” pistol.

At the bottom of the clipping in my Mother’s handwriting “Molly Harper in Delia’s room – Delia entered, but was eliminated.” I was “eliminated” by Molly. Sounds as though Molly shot me. David Townsend must have shot Jo Arellona because I never heard of him again.

I guess the headline – Girl Wins Quick Draw Championship at Magnolia was way too ahead of its time, kinda like Molly. I wonder how much those Rick-O-Shay pistols are worth today. Check EBay.

Friday, March 6, 2015 – The Fall of the Alamo – The Thirteen Days of Glory

Friday, March 6, 2015 – The Fall of the Alamo – The Thirteen Days of Glory

In the early morning hours before dawn on March 6, 1836, the bugler and drums of the Mexican Army played El Degüello outside the garrison known as The Alamo. El Degüello was a bugle call, or dirge to signal that the defenders of the garrison would receive no quarter by the attacking Mexican Army under General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna. No quarter means death. No prisoners. Death.

Click to hear El Degüello .

Colonel William Barrett Travis, age 26, sent a letter on February 24 asking for reinforcements to defend freedoms demanded by the Texians. His letter is considered one of the most important documents in Texas history and in United States history.

Every Texas school child knows the outcome of the Alamo. Santa Anna’s army breeched the walls and no quarter was employed by the Mexican Army.  The importance of the battle itself lies in the fact that Sam Houston and others could escape Gonzales.  The thirteen day siege allowed Sam Houston to time to create, organize and train a military structure. The Texian Army would set up a camp near a place called San Jacinto.  This battle on April 21 between the Mexicans and the Texians is considered one of the most crucial battles that changed the world.  Yes, the world, not just Texas. More on that battle as April 21 approaches, but you better know who Emily Morgan was.

Here is Travis’ letter as read by Brian Burns.  Burns is a Texas folksinger.  This song is from his CD The Eagle and the Snake – Songs of the Texians. Every Texan should own this CD.

Bejar, Fby. 24th 1836—

To the People of Texas & all Americans in the world—

Fellow citizens & compatriots— I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man—The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken—I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls—I shall never surrender or retreat Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch—

The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—

Victory or Death William Barret Travis, Lt. Col. comdt

P.S. The Lord is on our side—When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn—We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels & got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves—
Travis

Now, if that don’t bring a tear to your eyes, I don’t know what will.

Victory or Death. Remember the Alamo.  God Bless Texas.

Thursday, March 5, 2015 – March Madness – Part Three – The Bracket

Thursday, March 5, 2015 – The Bracket

A bracket is a tree diagram that represents a series of games played during a tournament. The bracket used for the NCAA college basketball tournaments is a single elimination bracket. There is no consolation for this tournament.  That means win or go home.  This type of bracket is also known as an Olympic system, or a knock out, or a sudden death.  My favorite is the single penetration name.  One does not see that name used often.

Completing a bracket leading to The Final Four has become an entity in and of itself. There are people whose profession is “Bracketologist.” They study a pseudo-science called bracketology.

There are 64 teams that will be selected to play in The Big Tournament or the NCAA tournament. Teams are “seeded” according to the number of wins and the level of the teams played.  The seedings of teams is done by a committee. Teams are placed into mini-brackets in certain regions.  Each mini-bracket feeds into the overall bracket.  Seeding of teams usually results in a lack of geographic awareness and some teams have to travel cross country, while others play in their own back yard or court as the case may be.

To play a tournament bracket is easy. One completes a bracket by predicting which team will win each game from the opening games or rounds to the final game.  In other words, you guess.  The time is called March Madness because an entire game, season and reputation can rest on an injury or illness, a foul that is called, a foul that is not called, a foul shot made, or a foul shot missed.  And of the course the worse is the dreaded buzzer beater when the big round brown ball is thrown toward the hoop with a last second heave and the ball goes through the 18 inch hoop and the team wins.

Completing a bracket is easy.  You really do not have to know anything about basketball. Here is an easy method for completing your bracket.

  1. Go to NCAA.com and download a copy of the bracket you wish to play. I like to play both men’s and women’s brackets. These will be available around Monday, March 16.
  2. Make several copies of the blank bracket. You will want to complete one. You will want to have one to keep track of who actually wins the games. And you will want another one when you rip yours faster than Oliver North when your team loses against a lesser opponent. See buzzer beater above.
  3. Then complete your bracket by selecting the teams you think will win and proceed through the bracket until they reach The Final Four and then pick the National Champion.

Here are several methods for choosing which teams will win and thus advance to the finals. These methods are equally and statistically valid in terms of probability and possibility and usually have similar results regardless of method used to predict winning teams.

How to select teams.  Select a team based on:

  1. The color of their uniforms,
  2. The most tattoos, (Note: this can be by player or by team.)
  3. The best, longest, and/or most creative tattoos,
  4. The school’s mascot. Note: One seldom sees live mascots at basketball games. I supposed a BEVO cleanup in the free throw area is not in the janitor’s contract,
  5. The players’ hairstyles. This includes men’s and women’s teams. Be sure to include west coast teams, whose hair colors were not originally intended for hair hues,
  6. By the coaches you like or dislike or what the coach wears,
  7. By the college you attended or graduated from or by the T-Shirt from Wal-Mart you wear if you had attended college,
  8. Actually do statistically analyses comparing won loss records and strength of schedule data,
  9. On the men’s bracket, predict Kentucky as the winner and work backwards,
  10. On the women’s bracket, predict UConn as the winner and work backwards.

Good luck and BTHO Auburn. (SEC Tournament – Lady Aggies vs. Auburn)

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 – March Madness Part Two

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 – March Madness Part Two

First our assessment question from yesterday.  Who has bigger balls? Men or women? If you said men, you answered the question literally and receive a two, or passing grade.  If you said women, you are philosophically correct and receive a three, or excellence, for the answer.

Now to today’s topic – what to look for when watching a basketball game.

When watching a basketball game on TV or at courtside, it is necessary to conduct a fashion police check on both coaches.  This is sometimes called “dishing,” and should not be confused with a pass in basketball which can be referred to as a “dish.”

One must examine the coaches’ attire, including footwear, neckwear and the hair do. You thought this was going to be about the actual game?

For the teams who are coached by men, one looks to see if the coach wears a suit and tie or not.

Examples include: Women’s coach, Jeff Walz of Louisville, does not wear a coat and tie, but chooses a well –pressed sport shirt in the team’s red and white colors.  Women’s coach, Gary Blair of Texas A&M (GB as the team calls him) wears a suit and tie as does women’s coach Geno Auriemma from U Conn. Men’s coach Scott Drew of Baylor usually wears a shirt and tie, but seldom a coat or jacket. Mike Krzyewski or Coach K, of Duke, always wears a suit. It is important to note who does and when the suit jacket comes off.  Coach K never removes his coat. GB takes his coat off when the game becomes tense.  Geno A takes his off the first time he screams at the referees, which is usually in the first three minutes of the game.

On the women’s side, one can bet Tara Vanderveer and Holly Warlick of Stanford and Tennessee, respectively will wear a tasteful, yet drab suit.  Karen Aston of Texas will wear a suit or slacks with a nice blouse.

Nicki Caldwell and Dawn Staley from LSU and South Carolina respectively will be styling regardless of what they are wearing.

Muffet McGraw of Notre Dame will wear a knee length, nun-approved straight or pencil skirt and a nice blouse, perhaps with a matching scarf. She will then wear six inch stiletto ho heels to offset the outfit. Somehow she manages to retain her balance and her dignity as she squats in front of the bench as the game is played.

You can bet Kim Mulkey of Baylor will wear a cutting, if not sometimes bleeding edge fashion. Where does one buy tight, black leather pants? Fifty-shades of Waco?

It is necessary to take a quick look at footwear.  This is more so for the women’s coaches, but GB does sport a nice maroon suede pair of loafers on occasion. One can bet every female coach mentioned so far will have on shoes that display the most current fashion sense, but reflect little of the common sense regarding footwear and comfort. Well, maybe not Vanderveer or Warlick.

And now the hair style.

Muffet McGraw’s is same pixie, leprechaun style she has worn since Clinton was president. Tara Vanderveer has probably worn her hair like that since she was five years old. Karen Aston has a really good hair dresser. With everbody else, it’s a surprise. And especially with Caldwell and Staley and maybe Mulkey.

The opposite holds true on the men’s side for coaches’ hair styles.  Some of those hair styles have not changed since Ronald Reagan was president.  I bet Georgia women’s coach Andy Landers’ hair has not moved since Reagan was president. Neither has Coach K’s or Mathew Mitchell of Kentucky women’s team.

One should pay attention to all jewelry worn.  It tends to range from tasteful to gaudy to “wow, I did not know necklaces or earrings could be that big.”

These topics are sometimes half-time report discussions, so be prepared. Tomorrow – What is a Bracket and How Do I Fill One Out?