Friday, November 24, 2023 – Snarky Friday Slip Sliding Away

I do hope your yesterday was filled with family, friends, food, fun, and football and you gave thanks for all.

My apologies for being late. I was doing my Black Friday shopping. Packages will arrive on Tuesday. Was looking for possible engagement gifts for Taylor and Travis.

It is Rivalry Weekend. For many fans that means – At last the crappy football season is finally over, bringing either no bowl games or really crappy bowl games that help the T-shirt industry.

Last evening, the Dart hit the bullseye and busted the egg as Ole Miss defeated Mississippi State in The Egg Bowl 17 to 7 and thus ending a year to be forgotten for State.

TCU and OU are currently playing. The Sooner Schooner seems to be squashing the frogs. It is 42 to 13 at halftime.

I must hurry to get a snark in for THE University of Texas and Tortilla Tech who play tonight at 6:30 on ABC. TU! Remember there are two halves to the football game and you must play at the same level in both halves. To Tortilla Tossers! May there be the ghost of Michael Crabtree with a final second catch for a winning touchdown!

Tomorrow

We gotcha Iron Bowl between Alabama and Auburn on CBS at 2:30. Gary Danielson is already talking and being biased toward Alabama.

The school of Cornelius Vanderbilt will play the SEC UT (Tennessee) at 2:30 on SECN.

Georgia and the Rambling Wrecks from Georgia Tech play at 6:30 on ABC. UGA? Watch out for the young man from Longview, Texas playing QB for GT.

Saturday morning starts with THE GAME as Ohio State travels to Ann Arbor for The Big Chill game with Michigan on Fox at 11:00. No sign stealing but should be a good game. Somebody goes home undefeated. Somebody goes home with a single loss. If that one loss is Ohio State, does that mean the Texas Aggies will come calling?

Speaking of Aggies. The Aggies travel to the bayou to meet the LSU Tigers in Death Valley. This game is at 11:00 am (think drunks in the stands) on ESPN. This will be a defining game for both teams. An Aggie win means “Hey, New Coach? Look what we can still do!” An LSU means “Next year, we will be even better when Arch Manning arrives!” Okay. I made up that last part.

Be nice to people. Be nice to yourself.

BTHO LSU!