Monday, November 13, 2023 – Monday After Saturday College Football Awards

Monday, November 13, 2023 – Monday After Saturday College Football Awards

The first and most obvious award is the Bye Bye Jimbo Award. Sorry it just did not work out. You may pick up your severance pay of $77 million at the first window. Maybe you were just riding the coattails of Bobby Bowden and Jameis Winston. However, you did beat Alabama.

Let us get out our Rolodex and see who might be available. Note: If you are Amber age or younger, Google the noun Rolodex. Of course it depends on which social media one examines as to who the front runners are.

Mike Norvell  – Florida State – Does Coach Norvell want to clean up another Jimbo mess?

Jeff Traylor – University of Texas @ San Antonio – Can he handle a big step up?

Chris Kleinman – K-State – Just signed a new 8 year contract.

Kalen DeBore – Washington. Why would he leave a successful program?

Mike Elko -Duke – Elko does have experience at Texas A&M, but he is doing well at Duke.

Kliff Kingsbury – USC Consultant – No. Really NO! Granted Kingsbury has experience at A&M as quarterback coach. But he also had Johnny Manziel as the quarterback. Since then, not much success in the game at any level.

And then there is Deion Sanders from one year at Colorado. HELL NO! Nothing against Deion, just do not think he has the experience.

However, the two probably receiving phone calls today are:

Dan Lanning – Oregon – Hmm. Keep this name up front. Duck duck Aggie?

And my pick – coming from Lane’s World and Ole Miss…Lane Kiffen. Remember I told you Kiffen is alike a creepy blind date that you end up marrying.

No word on when a replacement will be named.

Also receiving the a Good Bye Award is Mississippi Zach Arnett. It was a bad day to be wearing maroon and white on Saturday. Both coaches get fired even though A&M used their fourth string quarterback and won 51-10. I decided to channel in Big Solid and how he would see the game. The Big Solid Swear Jar made $24.75 for one game.

Rocky Top Tennessee flops to Missouri 36 to 7. Is Missouri for real? I believe it is time to give Mizzou the We’re Showing You Award.

THE University of Texas in Austin defeated TCU 29 to 26. To the Horns, I give the Play Two Halves Award. You must play as well in the second half as you do in the first.

And the rest of college football teams receive a Rhett Butler Award because Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

So be safe. Be nice to people. Remember: Nobody is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head. You have toilet paper.