Wednesday, September 26, 2018 – The Sinus Family

Wednesday, September 26, 2018 – The Sinus Family

As the old blue grass gospel song says “Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.” I do hope I get to Heaven. I work at it.

I am keeping a list of questions I would like to discuss with God when I get there. For example, is Bigfoot real or are You just messing with us? Or how about – Who really killed Jon Benet Ramsey and all the other people who are dead and nobody was held accountable? Today’s question might be – why do we humans have sinuses?

My Sinus Family heard the weatherperson just say “ragweed” on the report last night. They were so excited they immediately went into a congestion formation. The Nose Itchers launched immediately and fled into the nasal passage. The Eye Waterers filled the optic passages and turned the white of my eyes into red lines as if on a map. The Drainage Wenches are in a tickling match at the back of my throat. Of course The Congestion Queens just sat there, clogging up my sinuses passages. All of these members of the Sinus Family work to make me sleepy.

Awesome, it is now raining. Here come the Mold Mavens! I so wish I had invested in Clariton. And tissues.

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