Saturday, September 22, 2018 – Mea Culpa; Mea Culpa; Mea Maxi Me Culpa
I apologize for not mentioning two of my favorite teams yesterday. I am going to blame it on my two and half hour wait with the unwashed masses at the DMV waiting to get my drivers’ license replaced.
Here’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I wanted to look natural for my photo so I went directly from the gym wearing my gym clothes and the gray T-shirt I slept in the night before. Thank you, BA, for a hard workout to make me hot and sweaty when I arrived at the building. Even though I cooled off waiting for two hours, sweaty hat head provided a great hair do for the pic. I can’t wait to see it.
Upon arrival, I pulled my number from the kiosk. It was S3070. I looked at the board where the numbers to be called are displayed. They were on S3025.
Alas, it was my turn. I truly empathize with the people who do this.
Underpaid state employee: Do you have something with your photo on it?
Me: No. That is my TDL and that is why I am here. To get it replaced.
Underpaid: Your passport?
Me: No. In the box at the bank.
So I just gave her my wallet and said “What’s in my wallet?”
Underpaid: Here is your Medicare card. That will work.
Me: Big Sigh. So I gave my thumbprints, signed my name on an electronic box and had my photo made. Did I mention I have sty on my right eye? I cannot wait to see the photo.
My apologies to my fans in Louisiana and Mississippi for leaving you out on Snarky Friday. Here you go!
At 6:00 PM today on ESPNU the Tigers of LSU cupcake against the Bulldogs of LaTech. Tech XXII will be eaten by Mike VII as dessert. GEAUX Tigers!
ON ESPN2 Billy Bulldog
and the other Bulldogs of Mississippi State go up against the Wildcats of Kentucky. Bulldogs abound in the SEC, but the prettiest lady in football is Reveille.
LSU Tigers and State Bulldogs both know that LaTech and Kentucky are basketball schools so let’s hope you make them long for tip-offs with big wins.
I am going to watch Mississippi State in hopes for a linebacker interception for a TD so I can give a Big Solid Award on Monday.
BTHO ALABAMA and Kentucky and LaTech!