Wednesday, July 6, 2016 – Off to Voir Dire
Not only do I have to answer my jury summons, I have to arrive at 9:30 instead of 1:30.
Thank you to all of you sent FB MSGs and Texts suggesting ways to be dismissed.
Honorable Mention: Yoga pants, no make -up and look as though you just rolled about of bed.
And the winner is: Immediately upon entering the court house, find some-one who looks official and has a badge and gun. Walk up and say “I am here for jury duty and I’m transgendered. Where do I go to the bathroom?”