Thursday, June 30, 2016 – Assessment Thursday
Good Morning, Class – It is Thursday and that means assessment practice. Today we will work on 11th grade writing.
Here is your prompt.
Would a chanticleer kick a Manziel fighting rooster? Or would one be disqualified after failing the post-fight drug test?
Please write your response in cursive. No emoticons, cuneiforms, hieroglyphics, cave drawings, or text messages will be accepted.
Are there any questions?
Yes, Jose? No, you may not write it in Spanish even if you write it in cursive.
Yes, Jenny Lee? No, cursive is not the same as calligraphy yet.
Does anyone need to use the restroom before we begin? Yes, Chris? I mean Christina. Sorry, still working on the name change. Yes, here is your hall monitor with her concealed handgun to escort you. You know to go to the Ken Paxton or the Dan Patrick rest room? I will let your parents know that you went to pee.
While we are waiting, those of you taking the AP Writing, remember, your response will need to be written in Latin.
OK, Chris is back. Remember when you finish your first response, please make at least two copies of it for when the testing corporation screws up.
Pencils up! Begin.
God Bless Texas Education.