Monday, October 16, 2023 – Monday Awards

“GIVE ME AN “F”

“GIVE ME A “U”

“GIVE ME A “C”

GIVE ME THE REST OF FISH CHEER from Woodstock!

What’s that spell? Worse college football season ever!

After the Aggie game I was done for the rest of the day with college football. So I did not watch any more games. The Big Solid Swear Jar already had ten dollars in it.

Nevertheless I do have a few awards.

In spite of my intense dislike of CBS announcer, Gary Danielson, I do give him the Award for Not Closely Watching the Game But Still Talking. On one of Aggie QB Max Johnson umpteenth sacks, as Johnson stood up, Danielson said, “Oh no. Johnson is limping.” Then the camera showed Johnson arranging himself. This did not stop Gary who announced, “Oh he is just fixing himself.”

To the officials of the Texas A&M and Tennessee game I award the Hellen Keller award for Outstanding Vision. FYI refs – You are supposed to call a FACE MASK penalty when the opponent has his hands on the others face mask!

To the Oregon Ducks I award the Great Chrome Helmet Award. However, it topped the mud splatter looking uniforms. Therefore, Ducks get not only the loss to Washington, but Ugly Uniform Award too.

To Colorado – I am proud to award the Where Did You Go at Half-Time Trophy. You let Stanford come back and win the game. Stanford!

This season in college football can be named any number of Year of. Here are a few suggestions.

It is the Year of the Injured Quarterback.

It is the Year of Mediocrity.

It is the Year College Football went to Hell in a hand basket.

To Jimbo from the restless fans.

GIVE ME AN “F”

GIVE ME AN “I”

GIVE ME AN “R”

GIVE ME AN “E”

You better light some fire quickly or the word “fire” will be used as an action verb and not a noun!

Let’s Go Astros! BTHO the Rangers!