Wednesday, February 22, 2017 – Holy Crap! Is it Ash Wednesday? PUSH-UPS AND PRAYERS.

Posted on February 22, 2017 | 1 Comment

Wednesday, February 22, 2017 – Holy Crap! Is it Ash Wednesday? PUSH-UPS AND PRAYERS.

Holy Crap! Is it Ash Wednesday? I have already had a sausage, egg and cheese breakfast taco!

EXCUSE ME!

Cloud formation 2 (800x450)

Cloud Formation. June 2016. Photo by me.

 

Sorry, God.

YOU KNOW THERE ARE NO SAINTS NAMED CRAP.  SO ONE CANNOT SAY “HOLY CRAP!” ASH WEDNESDAY IS NEXT WEDNESDAY MARCH 1. NOW, DROP AND GIVE ME 15.

Kneel and fifteen Hail Mary’s?

FIFTEEN PUSH UPS WHILE SAYING A HAIL MARY. I AM CALLING IT MY NEW FITNESS PRAYER ROUTINE. SPIRITUALITY AND FITNESS ALL IN ONE.

I AM CALLING IT “ PUSH-UPS AND PRAYERS.” ONE PUSH-UP PER HAIL MARY. LET’S GO!

Okay, but just know that when I get to push up number 14 and say “Pray for us sinners in the hour of our death” it just might be in the hour.

Where are You going, God?

NOWHERE. BUT IT’S NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY! JOIN ME WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR PUSH-UPS AND PRAYERS.

 

 

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One response to “Wednesday, February 22, 2017 – Holy Crap! Is it Ash Wednesday? PUSH-UPS AND PRAYERS.”

  1. jswearen | February 22, 2017 at 6:04 | Reply

    Next Wednesday (3/1) is Ash Wednesday. Feb 28 is Mardi Gras. Or at least it IS here.

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