SATURDAY, January 2, 2016 – A Special Saturday Announcement
Attention all personnel! Another college bowl game recently added!
Attention all college football players recently suspended from your teams’ respective bowl games and colleges. Please report to your Mama, Your Auntie, your probation officer and/or the rec room in your city or county jail if you are currently incarcerated.
You have been selected to play in the Suspension Bowl brought to you by Bridges of Stupidity. You can play in this bowl game with other suspended players on an X-Box as you contemplate the consequences of your actions.