Friday, September 25, 2015 – Snarky Friday Football
My weekend teams and Here’s What I’m Thinking about them.
Georgia v Southern @ 11:00 AM on SEC – Sanford Stadium, Athens, Georgia
UGA, UGA, YUKA to 11:00 AM games. One has to start so early to be drunk by that time.
LSU v Syracuse – @ 11:00 on ESPN – Carrier Dome, Syracuse, NY
The Syracuse mascot is an anthropomorphic orange. Who besides me, Dr. Sheldon Cooper and the DeMarsion know the meaning of “anthropomorphic?” The Orange’s name is Otto. Otto the Orange. (Just Google it)
The LSU mascot is a live Tiger. The Tiger’s name is Mike the Tiger.
http://www.mikethetiger.com/pictures.php Mike the Tiger eats oranges like grapes. Otto the Orange – oh I can’t stop laughing.
Northwestern v University of Central Arkansas @ 11:00 AM on ESPN3 @ Turpin Stadium – Natchitoches, La.
Well, one team will have a win in the W column.
Baylor v Rice @ 2:00 on Fox Sports @ McLane Stadium – Waco, TX
Do you have the same scheduler as TCU and Ohio State? You are aware The Committee is watching. So is Larry Culpepper, the Dr. Pepper guy. I think he has the deciding vote.
Ohio State v Western Michigan @ 2:30 on ESPN2 – Ohio Stadium – Columbus, Ohio.
See above about The Committee watching. I am thinking the Buckeyes better buck up and show some points on the scoreboard.
THE University of Texas v Oklahoma State @ 2:30 on ESPN @ DKR Memorial Stadium – Austin, TX.
Cowboys v Longhorns – a clash of the oranges – not Otto – Depends on who shows up.
Alabama v UL Monroe @ 3:00 on SEC – Bryant-Denny Stadium – Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Pretty sure the Tide is going to roll over the Duck Dynasty. Watch out for the tsunami.
Texas Tech v TCU @ 3:45 on Fox @ Jones AT&T Stadium, Lubbock, Texas
Beware The Wayward Wind. It’s a restless win. Coach Kliff is in an ass-kicking mood and TCU is playing the ghosts of the Southwest Conference.
Vanderbilt v Ole Miss @ 6:00 on ESPNU @ Vaught-Hemingway Stadium , Oxford, MS
Given that William Cutbirth Faulkner is one of my favorite authors and one of the greatest Southern writers in American Literature, it would only be natural that I would selection Faulkner residential writing home of Oxford as the possible winning team; this of course is because in all honesty Vanderbilt should be playing Rice whereas the two academic powerhouses can play on a level playing field.
The above sentence is understood by those who read WCF and English/American Lit Majors.
Mississippi State v Auburn @ 6:30 on ESPN2 @ Jordan-Hare Stadium – Auburn, Alabama
Go Bulldogs. Uncle Will, we are so looking forward to your visit in College Station. We wanted you to know College Station topped the list of most exciting towns in Texas yesterday. Really!
Texas A&M v Arkansas @ 6:00 on ESPN – @ AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX
This is the start of SEC play. A&M almost ran out of time last year. Texas Tech has pissed off the Hogs.
In honor of Texas Tech kicking ass last weekend with their hurry up, spread offense, I am proposing that Aggies wear our Ray-Bans to be cool like and in honor of Coach Kliff and the hurry up, spread offense to help remind Arkansas of last week. FYI – Arkansas, the Aggies run a hurry up, spread office and the Aggies have a defense.
Oh yes – here are some special uniforms designs.