Monthly Archives: March 2015

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 – No Golf Today

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 – No Golf Today

No golf today. As my dear HB used to say “there is always lots to be thankful for.”  I will be so thankful if the rains wash away the stain in my driveway.  See – my friend came to spend a few days with me over the weekend and something leaked from her truck which was parked in my driveway creating a grease stain.  Remember I live in a group of all look a-like town homes.

After she left I went outside to look at the stain hoping to see the face of Jesus or Mary or maybe even Reveille. Maybe even something prophetic such as “Texas Aggie Women Upset UConn to win the 2015 National Women’s Basketball Championship.  Or something even more profound “Texas Aggies Win Their First National Football Championship since 1939!” This way I could turn my town home into a shrine of some sort and charge admission for people to drive by and take photos, but I couldn’t see any faces, messages from the future or oily images suitable for Instagram.

So I will be so thankful if these rains wash away the stain.  Otherwise directions to my house will include, “Turn right and then my house is the one with the giant penis looking stain in the driveway. You can’t miss it.”

Oh yes – another thing to be thankful for – I did not put cat litter on the stain yesterday.  For that to work on grease stains it must be “the clumping kind.” Can you imagine if my driveway was filled with clumping cat litter and it rained causing it to all clump at the end of my driveway?

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 – A Delay

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 – A Delay

Today’s posting will be delayed due to golf. Unless of course it rains, then I will post my usual profound thoughts for the day.

But I did get my basketball brackets completed. I barely got my men’s bracket completed before it busted on the first game. I was really pulling for the Jaspers.

I did complete my women’s Division I basketball bracket. Note: this is the team that will win, not the team I want to win. Any other team on the chart is who I want to win.

W Bracket

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 – Erin Go Bragh

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 – Erin Go Bragh

Irish Power

Monday, March 16, 2015 – Got Your Men’s Bracket Completed?

Monday, March 16, 2015 – Got Your Men’s Bracket Completed?

Here are your teams for the 2015 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament and their school’s mascot. This is the Big Dance where if you can win your conference tournamanet you get to go the party with an automatic bid.  Everybody else gets the treasured invitation.  Draw a circle around every school you have never heard of before.  Then put a star by the teams with your favorite mascots.  Google to determine what exactly is a Jasper.

Complete your bracket and see how long your teams can continue to win.  Have fun and good luck.

Texas Southern Tigers

Hampton Pirates

Manhattan Jaspers

Lafayette Leopards

Robert Morris Colonials

Coast Carolina Chanticleers

North Dakota State Bison

North Florida Ospreys

UAB Blazers

Eastern Washington Eagles

UC Irvine Anteaters

Albany Great Danes

Northeastern Huskies

Wofford Terriers

Belmont Bruins

New Mexico State Aggies

Georgia State Panthers

Buffalo Bulls

Harvard Crimson

Valparaiso Crusaders

Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks

UCLA Bruins

LSU Tigers

Ole Miss Rebels

Wyoming Cowboys

Texas Longhorns

Indiana Hoosiers

Oklahoma State Cowboys

NC State Wolfpack

Cincinnati Bearcats

St. John’s Red Storm

Boise State Broncos

Georgia Bulldogs

Purdue Boilermakers

Dayton Flyers

VCU Rams

Xavier Musketeers

BYU Cougars

Iowa Hawkeyes

Ohio State Buckeyes

San Diego Aztecs

Davidson Wildcats

Oregon Ducks

Michigan State Spartans

Providence Friars

Butler Bulldogs

SMU Mustangs

Georgetown Hoyas

Arkansas Razorbacks

West Virginia Mountaineers

North Carolina Tar Heels

Baylor Bears

Maryland Terrapins

Utah Utes

Wichita State Shockers

North Iowa Panthers

Oklahoma Sooners

Iowa State Cyclones

Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Louisville Cardinals

Kansas Jayhawks

Gonzaga Bulldogs

Villanova Wildcats

Arizona Wildcats

Wisconsin Badgers

Duke Blue Devils

Virginia Cavaliers

Kentucky Wildcats – just mark Big Blue as the Big Winner

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March 16 – RIP – Jay and Molly. We miss you both.

Sunday March 15, 2015 – Reveille VIII and IX

Rev VIII and IX

Isn’t this the cutest? Reveille VIII and Reveille IX take a walk on campus.  One does not need to ask which is VIII and which is IX.  Reveille VIII is on the left – the one with the big retirement smile.

If you look closely, Rev IX is out of step, but hey she just got here and she does not have to report for official duty until May.

Oh yeah – Texas A&M has a new president too.  In terms of news about the newcomers to TAMU, he came in third behind Reveille IX and new defensive coordinator, John Chavis.

Saturday, March 14, 2015 – Pi Day – Once in a Century

Saturday, March 14, 2015 – Pi Day – Once in a Century

Today is pi day – 3.1415.

At 9:26 AM and 53 seconds, it will be 3.141592656 – the next digits in the infinite number or places of the irrational number.

I suggest you indulge and eat a piece of pi.  Or you can also check the ratio of the circumference of your circle to its diameter.  Both of these suggestions can be done today while you also celebrate Albert Einstein’s birthday.

This message is brought to you by Pi – a weapon of math destruction. Or in my case – pi – a weapon of math obstruction.

Friday – March 13, 2015 – Fish Stick Friday

Friday – March 13, 2015 – Fish Stick Friday

Fish Sticks – the hot dog of the fish world. When one mentions fish sticks, I have one of those flashbacks they warned us about (Jimmy Buffet). I am transported back to the Magnolia High School cafeteria. On Friday you had two lunch choices – fish sticks, macaroni and cheese, green beans and one of those giant rolls or bring your lunch.  Actually you only had those two choices every day – eat what was for lunch in the cafeteria or bring a lunch. I bet we all remember those giant rolls. Who remembers those little square card board boxes the milk came in?  Remember Mr. L. took our “milk money?” Not to be confused with Mr. Swanks who took our lunch money.

My dear Mother made one of the best lunches ever.  It was home-made pimento cheese made with Velveeta cheese, Lay’s potato chips, and her famous home-made chocolate chip cookies. It was so good it was stolen every Friday by Dianne J. and Pat C. and probably Judy B.  This assumes they got to my locker before my classmates, Sonny C. or BFF Luddite or anybody else who had the opportunity to steal it got to it first. So I had to eat frozen (please insert an alliterative adjective) fish sticks on Friday.  Mama even tried packing extra sandwiches and more cookies. That only meant my lunch looked like a grocery sack and fed more people who stole my lunch while I still ate fish sticks.  Finally, Mother said she was not going to feed half of Magnolia High School. Please know this was not a situation of being bullied because whoever would steal my lunch would leave lunch money in my locker.

I respect those who strictly adhere to dietary customs, whether for religious reasons or not, but I wonder at the origin of such customs.  I wonder if pre Martin Luther nailing the pages on the church door, the Catholic Church had an agreement with the commercial fisherman?  The Vatican says, “How about this?  If an animal walks, don’t eat it on Friday, and everybody buys fish and the price of fish goes up.”  Think about it.  And why Friday? Why not meatless Thursday? Or Tuesday? Perhaps Friday was when the boats arrived from a fishing expedition. Oh well.  Time for lunch. I will be having a pimento cheese, with Velveeta cheese, Lay’s potato chips (not the baked ones, either) and a chocolate chip cookie.

Thursday, March 12, 2015 – Reveille Training

Thursday, March 12, 2015 – Reveille Training

Yes, Reveille IX is a beauty.  I saw in another article that Reveille VIII would be training her.  VKM, I hope you got the contract to create the training modules for the new Rev.  Just exactly how does one dog train another? Are these the key concepts?

No one walks on the grass around the Memorial Student Center because it is in memory of our fallen heroes.

Never pee on Kyle Field. It too is sacred.

When at a visitor’s site, always pee on their field.

Insist on a new wardrobe, including a new coat, a new bed and new raincoat.

Always sleep on your handler’s bunk.  He must sleep on the floor.

Learn when your handler has an exam, and then bark in class so the class will be dismissed.

Only bark at opponents’ mascots you can outrun.  Never bark at those for which you could be an afternoon snack– (Tigers and Alligators.)

During football games, run as fast as you can when leading in the team.  There is an army of big and fast men running behind you.

Never fear – your handler will throw his body on you to protect you from harm and SMU football players.

Never fear – should a team make fun of you (the Rice University MOB), the entire Corp of Cadets will hold the opponent hostage until the Texas Rangers arrive.

Never roll in the mud or in dead carcasses unless the Aggies win the National Football Championship. Then all Aggies will join you in the celebration.

Don’t send email from your personal account.  You are now a public official.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 – A New First Lady

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 – A New First Lady

This was the top news story last night. I am thinking that since she is from Ohio that she will bring a National Championship to Aggieland.

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COLLEGE STATION – Texas A&M University’s mascot-in-waiting has been selected—a female collie, in keeping with the university’s decades-old tradition—and is scheduled to assume her role May 9 as Reveille IX.

In the meantime, she will have the opportunity to get accustomed to the campus and get acquainted with Rev VIII, who is completing her seventh year at endearing herself to thousands of Aggies and others. Rev VIII is set to retire to the Stevenson Companion Animal Life-Care Center operated by Texas A&M’s College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences, where she will continue to receive special care.

The soon-to-be Rev IX has been donated by Overland Collies, a highly respected kennel in the collie-breeding world, headquartered in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, a Cleveland suburb.

The establishment’s owners, Marcy and Mike Fine, are well-known in the collie community and are typically well-represented among finalists at the annual Collie Nationals.

Selection of the 16-month-old medium-sized collie was recommended by a 12-member committee of students, faculty and staff to Interim President Mark A. Hussey, who concurred. Hussey’s decision concluded a seven-month national search in which more than 15 applications from across the nation, including collie breeders and collie rescue shelters, were considered. The pool was eventually narrowed to four finalists.

Tom Reber, interim vice president for student affairs, chaired the search committee.

“I could not be more pleased that owners Mike and Marcy Fine provided Texas A&M University with their beloved dog Twix to serve as Reveille IX,” said Reber. “They were very helpful in providing us information throughout the search process and were confident that Twix would be an excellent Aggie.”

Marcy Fine describes the future Aggie mascot as “very outgoing and has a positive attitude in every new situation,” adding that she “enjoys crowds” and has been taken to dog shows—“and even won.”

“When my husband Mike and I first became aware of the national search for a new Texas A&M mascot, we both agreed that our beloved ‘Twix’ was the perfect collie for such a highly public role,” said Marcy Fine. “She is beautiful, lovable and has the natural personality that we believe makes her best suited to serve as Reveille IX and we were happy to donate her to Texas A&M.”

Texas A&M’s mascot-to-be will be formally named Reveille IX at the Corps of Cadets “Final Review,” the May 9 ceremony held in conjunction with the university’s spring commencement ceremonies.

Company E-2 in the Corps of Cadets is responsible for caring for Reveille on a 24/7 basis. Wearing five silver diamonds, she will be the highest-ranking member of the Corps. Additionally, she is referred to as “the First Lady of Aggieland.”

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 – The Blue Bird Courts in Conroe, Texas

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 – The Blue Bird Courts in Conroe, Texas

Before we leave the Way Back Machine, let’s go to 1975. The other day, somebody on FB mentioned “a small town, where on Saturday night, you drive up and down the main drag.” Then somebody else commented about “The Miracle Mile” in Conroe that ran from the H-Y Drive-In Picture Show to The Blue Bird Courts. Then I mentioned the Drive-In with car hops next door to The Blue Bird Courts was The Oasis.

So many memories of Conroe in the late 1960’s and 1970’s.  Here is one from my memory collection about The Blue Bird Courts. In 1966 my parents moved to Conroe.  About 1972 or 1973 they purchased a house on Oak Hollow. This was on the opposite of Frazier Street, but one had to pass The Blue Bird Courts to turn left to get to Oak Hollow Subdivision. It became a standing joke between me, my sister and our mother – Let’s go see what the lobby of The Blue Bird Court looks likes.  Do you really think it is a whorehouse (my mother, can you believe?) or Let’ see if we recognize any cars at The Blue Bird Courts.

As some may recall, my dear Mother passed away in 1975.  My dear Aunt Claudie and Aunt Dargie cared for her in her last days.  On the day she passed away, Aunt Claudie said that she and Dargie and their husbands, Uncle Ralph and Uncle Horn, respectively were going to go to a motel to rest as our house would become busy.  Aunt Claudie said “We’re just going to over here and rent a couple of rooms at The Blue Bird Courts.  I started, “OH Aunt Claudie that place is …” My sister put her hand or my arm and shhhed me.  She then said, “Well, if that place is not suitable, there is a brand-new Holiday Inn on South Frazier.” And out the door the aunts and uncles went.

I looked at my sister and realized what she had done.  (I know, I am blaming this all on you, D!”) “You did that on purpose, didn’t you? So we could hear about The Blue Bird Courts?”

About 10 minutes later, the aunts and uncles were back at our house.  Aunt Claudie and Aunt Dargie were all flustered and saying things like “Oh no!” “Oh, it did not look clean.” “It did not look safe” and my all-time favorite “The lobby was lavender!”  My Uncle Horn, who was quite the rounder, even said, “Yep, even I was scared.” So off to the Holiday Inn they went.

My sister and I laughed and said “Well, we know the color of the lobby.” I am sure we could hear Mother laughing too.