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March 3 – March Madness Begins – A Basketball Primer

March 3 – March Madness Begins – A Basketball Primer

On Feb. 28, 1940, the first televised college basketball games were broadcast by New York City station W2XBS as Pittsburgh defeated Fordham, 57-37, and New York University beat Georgetown, 50-27, at Madison Square Garden. Get ready there are about to be a lot more broadcast as March Madness begins.

So to guide through this cultural phenomena, I give you: Basketball 101 or A Basketball Primer by Me

As in college football, I only write about teams I like and teams that play teams that I like. Oh yes, this is only about Division I schools.  There are two more divisions that do March Madness. Are you ready to tip off?

Another exciting season of March Madness approaches welcoming another college sport into the commercialization and marketing by ESPN and its sister networks. I wonder if Larry Culpepper from Dr.. Pepper will appear.

March Madness, also known as The Big Dance or The Final Four, is a series of basketball games played by NCAA basketball teams during the time frame between the end of college football and The Master’s Golf Tournament.  Let’s assume you know nothing about the game or just landed from outer space.  I know people who can fit into either category.

History of the Game

In early December 1891, the chairman of the physical education department at the School for Christian Workers (now Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts, instructed physical education teacher James Naismith, known to many as the inventor of basketball, to invent a new game to entertain the school’s athletes in the winter season.

In Texas we think the game of basketball was invented to give people something to do when there was no football. The fact that it offered the PE teachers something to teach while it was cold as a witch in brass brassiere outside was also helpful.

Originally a player would try to toss an inflated, round ball into a wooden peach basket suspended from a hoop mounted to a pole about 10 feet off of the ground. When this task was accomplished, the school janitor would bring a ladder, climb up, retrieve the ball, return it to the player and remove the ladder until he was needed again.  I am not certain if there was a janitorial union intervention and this task was beyond his contractual responsibilities or what. But soon some brainiac thought to cut a hole in the bottom of the peach basket and the janitor was no longer needed.

Equipment Needed

The game is played with a large, inflated, round, brown ball. In the men’s college game, the ball is 29.5 inches in diameter.  In the women’s game the ball is 28.5 inches in diameter. One advances the ball by bouncing it down a flat, rectangular flat surface called a court. This bouncing of the ball is called dribbling.  One may also pass the ball to a team mate to advance the ball. The passing of the ball is called passing.

At either end of this court is a hoop that is 18 inches in diameter. This hoop is 10 feet off of the ground and mounted to a backboard.

Objective

The player must dribble the ball using only one hand and without stopping and then throw this big round ball through that 18 inch hoop on the pole.

The Rules

Google them.

The Players

The game can be played by men or women.  Sometimes, in the women’s game it is difficult to determine gender however. The game is played by two teams. There are five players on each team.  Each player has a number based on the position he or she plays.  Actually, the position played is usually based on level of skill sets and body types.

Point guard (often called the “1“): usually the fastest player on the team organizes the team’s offense by controlling the ball and making sure that it gets to the right player at the right time.

Shooting guard (the “2“): creates a high volume of shots on offense, mainly long-ranged; and guards the opponent’s best perimeter player on defense.

Small forward (the “3“): often primarily responsible for scoring points via cuts to the basket and dribble penetration; on defense seeks rebounds and steals, but sometimes plays more actively.

Power forward (the “4“): plays offensively often with their back to the basket; on defense, plays under the basket (in a zone defense) or against the opposing power forward (in man-to-man defense).

Center (the “5“): uses height and size to score (on offense), to protect the basket closely (on defense), or to rebound.

The Challenge

Now this sounds like a simple fun sport now, doesn’t it? I failed to mention at each position there is a seven foot giant, with an arm wing span like a small airplane, who has a vertical jump of 30 inches from a standing position, and is quicker than a New York pick pocket who trying to prevent you from putting the round ball into the hoop. It adds a bit more challenge to just tossing the ball into the modern peach bucket.

Go study for the assessment.  Tomorrow we look at What to Watch in a Basketball Game.

March 2, 2015 – I’ll Bet You a Lone Star Beer That You Cannot

– I’ll bet you a Lone Star beer that you cannot sing the state song of Texas. Or at least the first verse and chorus. Unless you attended Texas A&M or Baylor University chances are you do not know the words.  Those two universities sing Texas Our Texas, not to be confused with the school that sings I’ve Been Working on The Railroad,prior to football games.

It is Texas Independence Day where just a piece down the road over yonder at Washington on the Brazos the Texas Declaration of Independence was signed. Texans, as the group of men referred to themselves, signed a declaration of independence from Mexico 175 years ago today for what? Freedom only gives you partial credit. Freedom to do what?

The country of Mexico wanted to stop the immigration of white people coming from The United States into Texas. These would be people searching for a better life and willing to travel over uncharted, Indian infested lands to do so.  But these white settlers brought slaves.  Slavery had been outlawed in Mexico in 1829. Therefore, those immigrants who brought slaves were breaking the law of the land. Ironic, isn’t it today?

Happy Birthday, Texas! And Happy Birthday to The Sound of Music movie which appear 50 years ago today.  The Hills Are Alive with Smell of Brisket!

http://www.texasourtexas.info/

“Texas , Our Texas

by William J. Marsh and Gladys Yoakum Wright

Texas , Our Texas ! All hail the mighty State!

Texas, Our Texas ! So wonderful so great! Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev’ry test O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

(Chorus)

Texas , Our Texas ! Your freeborn single star, Sends out its radiance to nations near and far, Emblem of Freedom! It sets our hearts aglow, With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

(Chorus)  

Texas, dear Texas ! From tyrant grip now free, Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny! Mother of heroes, we come your children true, Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.            

(Chorus)

God bless you Texas!  And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

  God bless you Texas !  And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Sunday, March 1, 2015 – Spock

Spock (800x600)

To grieve for an icon, would be illogical.

Thank you Leonard Nimoy.

Friday, February 27, 2015 – Another Beeping Machine

Friday, February 27, 2015 – Another Beeping Machine

I now own another beeping machine.  In this case, the adjective “beeping” is used literally and is not euphemistically used as a curse word.  When the doors on any of the appliances in my home are not closed, the appliance makes a beeping noise.  Factor in “devices” such as phone, tablet, ice maker, IPOD etc. and there are times I search the house for the machine that is the culprit of the noise.  If the wash has completed its cycle, the new washing machine beeps.   The wonders of technology.  Sometimes, you have to wonder about it. Sometimes you have to wonder about me.  Who else do you know that posts pictures of the inside of the new washer?  Nice optical illusions, huh?

New washer 2015-02-26 002 (800x600) New washer 2015-02-26 004 (800x519)

Thursday, February 26, 2015 – Mrs. Wolowitz

Thursday, February 26, 2015 – Mrs. Wolowitz

Trivia Question – What was the name of the doorman on the 1970’s TV show Rhoda?

But before we begin – I forgot to make this clear. There are no prizes for knowing the answer to whatever day I deem as trivia day.  But thank you for playing.

Veteran character actress Carol Ann Susi, best known for her role as the bellowing, never-seen Mrs. Wolowitz on CBS’ The Big Bang Theory, died after a brief battle with cancer at age 62 last November 11.

How The Big Bang Theory deals with the death of one of its major characters is dealt with in recent episode. But this is about the voice.  As Mr. Bowrag says, one can hear that screeching voice in almost any event that allows shouting and sometimes in nightmares.

And I am pretty sure the woman who has tickets behind “mine” at the Baylor Women’s basketball games channels in Mrs. Wolowitz for the entire forty minutes of a game.  No one involved in the game from either side is safe from her constant screech.  She yells at the referees, the coaches and the players.  Her voice is somewhere between fingernails on the chalkboard and a clowder* of cats fighting over a bird. This woman even yelled when Texas star player Nneka Enemkpali went down with an ACL tear.  Please note the entire Ferrell center stood and clapped as the player was carried off the court.  Well everybody except one.

Mrs. Wolowitz will be missed on The Big Bang Theory. But her voice lives on somewhere at the next sporting event you attend.  Rest assured the voice will be sitting near you.

And the answer is:  In the TV series Rhoda, every time the buzzer rang, an unseen drunken voice said “Hello, this Carlton, your doorman.” Carlton was the, if not one of the, first unseen characters. Remember, no prizes for knowing the answer.

  • If you watch The Big Bang Theory, the episode where Sheldon obtains all of the cats, you would know a group of cats is called a clowder. Other terms for a group of cats are a clutter or glaring and also a “big, stinky house.”.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015 – I’m Off To Buy A Washer

Wednesday, February 25, 2015 – I’m Off To Buy A Washer

Ready, Munchkins? Let’s all sing and click our ruby red slippers because,

 

I’m off to buy a washer, a wonderful washing machine,

A wash, a wash, a wonder wash, a wonderful washing machine,

The one of twenty years it broke, it cost me lots of tears, no joke,

So now I must buy a macheeeeeeene, a wonderful washing machine.

I’m off to buy a washer, a wonderful washing machine.

 

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 – Frozen

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 – Frozen

Is there ice where you are? Are you having a snow day in Texas?   It is currently 30 degrees at 9:30 am here in the beautiful Brazos Valley. However, there does not appear to be much ice.  Just keep reminding yourself that spring is just around the corner.

There is absolutely nothing of interest today. Or think of it as Fifty Shades of Lazy. Stay warm. Stay dry. Be safe.

Monday, February 24 2015 – Formative Evaluation of FB

Monday, February 24 2015 – Formative Evaluation of FB

This Facebook thing is a sociologist and psychologist dream come true. There appears to be representation from every walk of life, every viewpoint and an endless supply of photos from your life or what you like in your life.  Assuming of course that white, overweight and old constitute the study criteria. Either people of color do not “do FB” or the people I have friended do not have friends of color.

I have now been on this social media vehicle about two weeks.  I said from the beginning, that I did not want “to Facebook.”  It has more to do with how the organization Facebook operates and takes advantage of its members than what is posted online. Just my luck I have a change of mind just as terrorists are using it and other social media as recruitment vehicles to join.  I only joined to see if I could attract more readers to Here’s What I’m Thinking.  Thank you to the new readers and especially those who comment.

But looking around on FB brings up many questions.  For example, did you mean to look like a serial killer in your profile?  Did you intentionally choose a bad photograph to use or was that the only one you figured out how to upload? And the foremost existentialistic question – why are we doing this? (Note: Doctorate degree in action in the last thought process.)

Once upon a time BFF Luddite and I decided to take advantage of the three free months online dating services.  We have some photo/profile rules left over from that misadventure and they seem to apply equally to FB. Please note in the previous sentence, I did not split my infinitive.  Thank you, Wanda Traugh, my high school English teacher.

But here are some of my online dating and now FB photo rules:

  1. If one is unable to determine your gender, you are not my friend. While I realize you are displaying your Harley Davidson motorcycle (as well you should, b/c I used to have one too,) may I suggest you wear something besides a leather motorcycle jumpsuit and pull UP the visor on your helmet?
  2. If there is a reptile of any type in the photograph, you are not my friend. Now dead deer photos are situational. Fish are usually good, but nothing from the reptilian genus. Other dead animals are usually not going to bring me as a friend, but we’ll see.
  3. If I am able to determine from your profile photo that you are not showing a full set of teeth, you are not a friend. I know that is snobbery on my part, but I have been in bars in Montgomery County where, besides mine, there was not a full set of teeth sitting among the ten people sitting there. So a full set of teeth is non-negotiable. Yes, fake teeth are acceptable, preferably not the kind you take out at night, though.
  4. If there is a golf scene, I can pretty much assure you of our friendship. To quote the great Harvey Pencik, “If you play golf, you are my friend.”
  5. If you mention in your profile you are “getting back on your meds soon” I am pretty sure friendship is not in our cyber future.

Those of you who have been kind enough to “Friend me” should not have high expectations of this.  I only plan to post DAILY, if you recall, Here’s What I’m Thinking.   After reading a couple of weeks of entries, I bet some of you are rethinking that Friend Request, huh? I bet you are wondering What IS she thinking? It’s so nice to have a brain. But I am going to continue to think and hopefully you will continue to read.

Stay warm.

Friday, February 20, 2015 – Snarky Friday – PRE-K Assessment

Friday, February 20, 2015 – Snarky Friday – PRE-K Assessment

I do believe that I have once again channeled in Molly Ivins and some famous audio/visual maker. For Snarky Friday, I recommend to the Governor of Texas, the following Pre-Kindergarten Assessment Instrument for his consideration.

Pre K Assessment Instrument – Flash Card

Teacher Instructions – Have two instructional aides and one parent volunteer conduct the class.  Meanwhile, you take each student individually into the hall.  Show the student the following flash card.  Have the student point to items that are good for you and items that are bad for you. Then have the student identify each item aloud first in their native language and then in English.

PreK Assessment

And now the Pre-K Assessment Instrument as defined by the Texas State Board of Education

Teacher Instructions – Have the home school or charter school administrators and parents conduct the class.  Meanwhile, you take each student individually into the hall. Pray with them with your religious beliefs. Show the student the following flash card.  Have the student point to items that are good for you and items that are bad for you. Then have the student identify each item aloud in English only. Say Amen after each correct response.

PreK SBOE

Happy Weekend.

Thursday, February 19, 2015 – Chinese New Year

Thursday, February 19, 2015 – Chinese New Year

Welcome to ESL Class,

Note to class, I am certified in ESL because I was able to answer a series of questions on a test correctly.

Today is Chinese New Year. It is the year of the Goat. So today we will learn to say various greetings to celebrate the New Year.

By tomorrow’s assessment, you should be able to write, say, and translate each of the following. Spelling counts. Good luck.

  • 金玉滿堂 Jīnyùmǎntáng – “May your wealth [gold and jade] come to fill a hall”
  • 大展鴻圖 Dàzhǎnhóngtú – “May you realize your ambitions”
  • 迎春接福 Yíngchúnjiēfú – “Greet the New Year and encounter happiness”
  • 萬事如意 Wànshìrúyì – “May all your wishes be fulfilled”
  • 吉慶有餘 Jíqìngyǒuyú – “May your happiness be without limit”
  • 竹報平安 Zhúbàopíng’ān – “May you hear [in a letter] that all is well”
  • 一本萬利 Yīběnwànlì – “May a small investment bring ten-thousandfold profits”
  • 福壽雙全 Fúshòushuāngquán – “May your happiness and longevity be complete”
  • 招財進寶 Zhāocáijìnbǎo – “When wealth is acquired, precious objects follow”[77]

Well, the least you can do is go eat Chinese food.