Wednesday, December 19, 2018 – Five More Days Till Santee Claus Comes

Posted on December 19, 2018 | Leave a comment

Wednesday, December 19, 2018 – Five More Days Till Santee Claus Comes

I am so happy that I am finished with my shopping. It is going to be a surprise for the gnieces and gnephews. The surprise is that they are not getting anything. They all probably make more money that I do. Of course they do not have the luxury of sitting on their butt if they chose to do so.

They will each have a little something to open, but no big gifts. The big gift is MINE! If they are nice I might let them touch my new 2 in 1 computer. I am very excited. However, I fear that with my furniture that has USB ports, I may never move.

And now a public service announcement regarding the upcoming holidays from Peach the Cat’s biped humanoid.

  • Drive safely; Don’t Text
  • Remember controlled prescription drugs cannot be refilled over the weekend
  • And Thank You, AFT! Remember NO LIQUOR STORES OPEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND NEW YEAR”S DAY

You are welcome!

This entry was posted in humor, Native Texan. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.