Monthly Archives: April 2015

Monday, April 6, 2015 – Opening Day MLB

Monday, April 6, 2015 – Opening Day MLB

Take me out to the ballgame; take me out with crowd; buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks; I don’t care if we never get back; we will root, root for the home team; if they don’t win it’s a shame; cause it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out at the old ballgame.

Opening day of Major League Baseball.  My father, dear Honeyboy (HB), thought it should be a national holiday.  That day ranked right up there with the opening of deer season. I am pretty sure the reason MISD got that day off was during the years he was president of the school board.  Talk about your local control.

Granted, I am aware that last evening the St. Louis and Chicago Cubs played. But my father was a purist and did not believe opening day, or even baseball should be played under the lights.  However, he had no difficulty with the game being played indoors, when his beloved Houston Astros were less than an hour from his home and tickets were cheap.

But it is a special day and my memories of him and his love for baseball surface on opening day. As he aged and other memories faded into a distant past, there was always one story that never wavered and we, at least me, never tired of hearing.  It began with “Honeyboy, tell me the story about when you went to the World Series.” He would get that look on his face and you knew he was there and reliving it.  It went something like this:

We had just moved to Texas the year before. I was working at the sawmill. It was October 1946. The auditors from Houston had been at the sawmill all week looking at the books.  I had been real nervous because I was the bookkeeper.  But it all turned out good, and as they were leaving, one of them said, “Son, here are two tickets to the first two games to the World Series in St. Louis.  If you can get somebody to go with you, they are yours.”

I said, “Oh I can find somebody.” I ran to the commissary to show Cecil (Groves) and ask him to go with me. Cecil looked at the tickets and said, “Duff, these are for Sunday and Monday. Today is Friday. How will we get there in time?”

When I said we will fly, he turned me down because he was scared to fly. So I went home and told your mother, “I am going to the World Series.”

Course she had all kinds of objections. Things like – you are going to be gone almost a week. Or like I did not have a place to stay. I told her Mr. Henry OKed it and I would sleep outside the ballpark if necessary, but I was going to the World Series.

But she took me to the airport. (Hobby in Houston) I remember I almost missed my flight and there was only one seat left.

It turned out that he sat next to a man from St. Louis who had been in Houston all week on business.

We got to talking and he said “If you will share your extra tickets, you can stay at my house and we will go together.” So I stayed at his house. His wife drove us to the ballpark and picked us up. She even did my laundry so it would be clean when I got home.”

So who did you see play?

I saw the St. Louis Cardinals play the Boston Red Sox in the first two games of the 1946 World Series in Sportsman’s Park. The Boston Red Sox won game one 3 -2 in ten innings. But St. Louis won game two 3 to zero.

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And wait until you hear about those games and the 1946 World Series itself. But that is for today.

Meanwhile take a look at the roster for the Boston Red Sox. That outfielder Ted Williams was pretty good, I understand.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/BOS/1946-roster.shtml#appearances::none

The St. Louis Rosters looks pretty good too.  Number six is named Stan Musial and there was a catcher named Joe Garagiola.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/STL/1946-roster.shtml

Right now I must choose some teams to follow this baseball season. Now I have not followed MLB in years, but I choose the four teams listed below to follow this year:

  • The San Diego Padres – Andrew Cashner (P) is from Conroe and a family friend. He is not pitching today while the Padres are playing the LA Dodgers. My father hated the Dodgers. I do not think he ever forgave them for the move to the West Coast.
  • The St. Louis Cardinals – Aside from the Houston Astros, my father’s favorite team. Probably had something to do with 1946 WS.
  • The Boston Red Sox – In spite of being in the American League, one of HB’s favorite teams. Again, probably had something to do with 1946 WS.
  • The Oakland Athletics, who play the Texas Rangers tonight. Sorry, RL, but I have been a closet A’s fan since the days of Rolle Fingers.

But I remember the rules for selecting teams to follow and to pull for.  As my father taught me  –  “Pull for any team that plays the New York Yankees.”

Batter Up! Play Ball!

Sunday, April 5, 2016 – My Easter Bonnet

Sunday, April 5, 2016 – My Easter Bonnet

Trivia – Who wrote the music and lyrics to The Easter Parade?

Let’ all sing…

In Your Easter bonnet with all the scotch upon it;

You’ll be the grandest lady when the Masters is played,

Oh I could write a sonnet about my Easter bonnet,

And of the girl I’m taking to the Easter Parade.

On the avenue, Fifth Avenue, the photographers will snap us,

And you’ll find that you’re in the rotogravure.

My Big A** Hat is now repurposed to be my Easter bonnet.

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Is this not the coolest hat ever? Kudos and creativity go to JP for making mine and the two others. Remember the theme for the Sweet Potato Queen weekend was Braveheart and/or Scotland. What better to represent Scotland than golf and scotch? Thank you JP so much for making them.

Don’t you just think Lynn Nobles will be just pea green with envy?

The trivia answer – Irving Berlin wrote the music and lyrics to The Easter Parade. Entertainment is my worst category in Trivia Crack and I knew this one.

Saturday, April 4, 2015 – The Easter Vigil

Saturday, April 4, 2015 – The Easter Vigil

It is Saturday. The Saturday before Easter Sunday.  The Saturday for the Easter Vigil.  I have not been to an Easter Vigil at a church in years.  I do not know if belief structures other than Catholic hold a vigil.

Here is what I recall when I did go. This is where you go to church on Saturday and wait for Jesus to arrive on Sunday. Evidently He arrives at sunrise because that is what time church bulletin says the first church service begins.

Believers go to the church and stay as long as they desire. The church is quiet and softly lit with just the usual lots of statues and candles. One prays and meditates, contemplates and conjugates, reflects and genuflects.  There is no service.  Just me and God.

As I said, it has been a long time since I went to a formal Easter vigil.  I do not know if Wi-Fi and ESPN-To-Go is available, but I think maybe with a new pizza eating pope and the Notre Dame women in the Final Four, it is entirely possible you can take your device for the Easter Vigil now.

But just because “I don’t go to church and I don’t cut my hair,” (Buffet, Jimmy – Pencil-Thin-Mustache) doesn’t mean I do not have a vigil.  I agree with Amy Farrah Fowler from the Big Bang Theory. “I don’t question the existence of a Deity, but I wonder about one that takes attendance on Sunday.”

Me and God have already had this talk, but I will share a few points with you.

Two years ago, I asked God to “make me a writer.” He answered my request with a “Here is some butt glue. Keep your butt in the chair and develop the talents I gave you, learn some new ones and trust the process.” Side bar: Please note that butt glue should not be confused with a product called Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. While similar sounding, one is a figure of speech and the other is a product found near the diaper rash products in the grocery store.

For my Ash Wednesday commitment in 2014, I said “During the Forty days of the Lenten season, I will write something every day, Monday through Friday.” I decided to share the writings on a blog I called Here’s What I’m Thinking.  My goals were to make a reader smile and think.

The link was shared with a chosen few. Some read it; some did not. First thing I learned was that Lent is not truly 40 calendar days.  But before I knew it, it was Easter Sunday, 2014 and I had to decide to continue or stop.

I trusted the process and decided to enlarge the circle of readers. Some began to read it daily.  People began to send texts and emails with “that was funny” or “I liked today.” Here is a special shout out to Cecil M. who would call laughing his petunia off over something I had written. I hope you are still laughing. Your laugher is so much encouragement. Much love and thank you for the many ideas!

To RL, KMY, KQ, Judy D, Kathy K. and others – especially my dear, sweet sister who made comments and shared the blog with others. All of you are God sent folks of encouragements. Bless you and a big thank you to all of you for reading, laughing and believing. Please know that your names have moved to a very prominent place of Acknowledgements when the book is published.  Those of you who did not read and are not reading, well, you are probably in the book somewhere. You are definitely in the blog somewhere.

Next thing I knew I was in a new place and Here’s What I’m Thinking began to take on a structure. College Sports, The Texas Aggies, Texas Education, and the ever-snarky, Texas Politics.

I called it Here’s What I’m Thinking. It is not necessarily what I believe in. If I wanted you to know what I believe in, I would have called it Here’s What I Believe In. It is supposed to make you smile, hopefully laugh and make you think.

The New Year arrived and soon it was time to think about Ash Wednesday, 2015.   It was time to stay small or go big. I had this thought “you have a doctorate in the design of learning environments, design one for yourself.” Wonder where that thought came from?

As with all projects or businesses there must be a plan.  I set forth into the dangerous world of social media with the following plan of action:

“If I know you, have known you, have just met you or will meet you in the future, I WILL write about you.  There is a statistical probability within one standard deviation that what I write about you will be positive. Are you willing to take the chance it is not, and not read Here’s What I’m Thinking?”

I learned Twitter – thank you KMY, BTA and Angela S for being test subjects.

I redesigned and upgraded the Here’s What I’m Thinking site. Thank you other bloggers for such good ideas and suggestions. Especially to Awkward Mamma Adventures for making me laugh -https://mammaflybox.wordpress.com/

I linked HWIT to Twitter. People retweeted it.

I studied Facebook. Thank you Nat and BJ.

On March 1, 2015, I prayed “Oh God, please project my identity” and joined Facebook and linked Here’s What I’m Thinking.

This brings us to today, the Saturday Easter Vigil. All projects must be evaluated. In forty (40) days readership went from about 30 followers to about 160 followers – using government and John Wax math.  Forty days. Interesting number, huh?

So draw your own conclusions. Were my prayers answers? Does what I write make you smile? Does it make you think, even though you may disagree? Did I do it alone or have Divine Intervention? Spiritual journeys are interesting, aren’t they?

Happy Easter.

PS – If my Great Nieces and Great Nephews (GNs) do not get on FB and start giving me some LIKES, you are out of the will.

Friday, April 3, 2015 – Snarky Friday – Assessment

Friday, April 3, 2015 – Snarky Friday – Assessment

To select this Friday’s snark about, I imagined the following as giant piñatas and I was beating the crap out of them – the state of Indiana, Ted Cruz or Assessment in Texas schools. The one with the most candy today was Assessment in Texas schools.

Last week was STAAR Testing in the Texas public school system. Assessement. Testing. What have you learned? How do we know? Can a test show what you know?

So this week’s Friday question to the Texas Legislature as always is – “What have you done for the people of Texas this week? Here is a list, including, but not limited to:

  • Increased anxiety levels among all school aged children
  • Increased anxiety levels among all parents and guardians of school aged children
  • Increased anxiety levels among all teachers and instructional assistants
  • Increased anxiety levels among all campus and district level administrators
  • Decreased instructional time in the classroom
  • Ineffectively utilized teachers and administrators throughout the educational system
  • Increased corporate earnings for Big P and others profiting off the children and the educational institution under the heading of “Assessment.”

After Captain Hairspray decided to take millions away from the boys and girls of Texas schools by closing The Form Factory where I was working, and put them toward your toll roads, I was unemployed. I was fortunate to secure a job in a nearby school district in a central office job to complete my educational career.On the educational side (not the business side) everyone at this level was Master’s Degree and higher.  There were about 25 of us.

During assessment week, or Academic Lockdown, as I like to call it, every one of us was out of our offices and on campuses. My job was to ride around the district visiting my four assigned campuses. I was a Bathroom Nazi.  My job was to go to a campus and give one of the people assigned to guard the bathroom a 15 minute break and/or a 30 minute lunch break. I would sit in front of the bathroom, with no book to read, no phone to look at or no music to listen to because these and about a hundred other items are forbidden in the testing rules. I was happy to have a chair to sit in.

My job was to ensure only one student entered at a time and only stayed a reasonably allotted time.  When the campus bathroom Nazi returned, I would leave and drive to another campus and do the same routine. I did this for four days.

These are your tax dollars at work.  And this model is carried out throughout the state in over the 1000+ by God Independent School Districts.

And if you think that is scary, guess what I did while unemployed?  I scored assessment tests. As they say in show business – You ain’t heard nothing yet!

Oh yes – the Texas Education Agency (TEA) is a good place to share your thoughts regarding assessment, but please do not place blame this mess on the agency.  As all state agencies are required, it is just following the laws set forth by the Texas Legislatures.  So if you desire change contact your representatives.

Maybe a new state education slogan could be: Texas Education: Where Every Child is Assessed!

God Bless Texas and God Bless Texas Education. Feel free to substitute your own belief structure.

Thursday, April 2, 2015 – The 2015 Zippity Do Dah Parade

Thursday, April 2, 2015 – The 2015 Zippity Do Dah Parade

I love a parade! Here are a few photos from the 2015 Sweet Potato Queens Zippity Do Dah Parade.

Leslie Gore Tex (Rodeo Queen) and a real Queen headed toward the bus to the parade.SWEET POTATO QUEENS 2015-03-28 016 (800x600)

SWEET POTATO QUEENS 2015-03-28 027The Parade Route – The movie The Help was shot in Jackson.  This street is a major part of the movie.  You is kind. You is smart and you is important. And you is a Queen!

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The Official Sweet Potato Queen Float.

SPQ Ohio (800x600)These lovely queens were from Ohio.

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Check out the majorette boots!

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The fabulous Clydesdales

The Sonic Boom of the South -The Jackson State University Marching Band. Note the banner is carried by Spud Stud.Jackson State Band (800x600)

 Jackson State Jump (800x600)Jackson State Band1 (800x600)

SWEET POTATO QUEENS 2015-03-28 152 (800x600)The Peacock Queens from Natchitoches, Louisiana.  I did not check to see if we were related, but I am sure we are.  Everybody is related to everybody in Louisiana.

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The Butterfly Queens. Great capes!

And Last… Actually this was one of the first pics of the parade, but I saved it for last. Check out the hunk on the right.  I asked him to marry me and he said “Maybe” and threw me some engagement beads.  When I find him again, I will bring him home to look at and KMY and KQ and anybody else can fight over him.

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That’s about it for the SQP weekend except for my hat from the Big A** Hat Luncheon.  It now becomes my Easter bonnet so you will hear more about it later.

Monday – February, 31, 2015

Monday – February, 31, 2015

April Fool! It is Wednesday, April 1, 2015.

If it is Wednesday, then that means golf. So today’s entry chronicling the Sweet Potato Queen Zippity Do Dah Parade will be late.

I shot 4 under par last week.  Remember, it is April Fool’s Day.