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Monday, December 18, 2017 – The Revival of the Christmas Letter

Monday, December 18, 2017 – The Revival of the Christmas Letter

Years ago I began a Christmas Letter. Those who were fortunate to receive one might recall. Some who were very fortunate to receive the entire book of Christmas Letters for years 1996 through 2008 might still have their copy.

I am not sure why I discontinued doing my annual Christmas Letter. I looked over the topics during those years. They ranged from poignant holiday memories to political satire to state parodies. As with HWIT today, even back then I was an equally opportunity snark. I dished the Clintons, the Bushes, and the state of Texas, commercial Christmas, the Republicans and Democrats. The letter of 2003 marked the year the Texas Democrats left in the middle of the night and took the bus to Ardmore, Oklahoma. This caused whatever bill that was up for voting in the Texas Legislature to fail. The Holiday Inn in Ardmore even had a sign “Welcome, Texas Democrats.” It was one of the funniest political moves I have seen.

Ya’ll, come on back, now, ya hear? It is 2018.

It has been nine years since I discontinued The Annual Christmas Letter. Therefore I am reviving my annual Christmas letter. Regardless of topic or point of view a common thread ran among the topics.

The world is in crisis; the New Year brings hope and we all long for peace. O was the Christmas Letter for 2008. Oh now I remember why I discontinued.

But here’s to the 2017 Christmas Letter. Feel free to refer to it in whatever holiday is your celebration at this time.

Christmas Letter 2017

To: The World

From: The Inhabitants of The World

SUBJECT: 2018

Please send understanding, compassion and love. And please send a big load of common sense.

Thank you.

Me

Friday, December 15, 2017 – WE THE PEOPLE SAID NO!

Friday, December 15, 2017 – WE THE PEOPLE SAID NO! The Barricades Go Up!

Help me Austinites! Who was the Esther’s Follies comedian who had the “Damn it! I’m mad!” routine? The late great Kerry Awn? Would love to see what one of his routines would look like today. Wow!

Damn it! I’m mad too! There are so many reasons, but today I am going with net neutrality. This is not a bipartisan issue. When three APPOINTED people make a decision when 83% of WE, the PEOPLE said “NO,” then we no longer live in a democratic state.

New time for a web page to load under no net neutrality. Photo by me. Anchorage, Alaska 2014.

When the sycophantic leader of the FCC then dances on the graves on the freedom of speech and freedom of the press in a mocking video, we live in a a reign of tyranny with a despotic ruler. The system is broken!

Austin, Texas 2012 photo by me.

Let’s just fast forward this revolution and let Napoleon crown himself via Twitter and let the barricades go up! Note: “and the barricades go/went up” is history talk for revolutionary actions such as, protests, marches, take overs, riots, statue take downs, heads rolling (literally and figuratively), torch toting, glass breaking, and all the other methods used throughout the revolutions of history. Historically, we know that the revolution continues until a broken system changes.

Thank you Alabama voters. I hope you are the first state to lead the rest of the states back to decency, common sense, courage and country over party.

Type Amen and Share on FB, Twitter and YouTube while you still can and not pay for it!

Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – Happy Hanukkah

Wednesday, December 13, 2017 – Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah! May this Festival of Lights light the way for the world to sing in peace and with a song in our hearts.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – Oh Christmas Wreath! Oh Christmas Wreath!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017 – Oh Christmas Wreath! Oh Christmas Wreath!

Welcome to the first annual cyber Holiday sing along. To celebrate the season and my superb level of craft making, let us sing in harmony Oh Christmas Wreath sung to the tune Oh Christmas Tree.

 

Oh Christmas Wreath; Oh Christmas Wreath

I made myself this Christmas wreath;

Oh Christmas Wreath; Oh Christmas Wreath

I made myself this Christmas wreath;

I took this reel

Reel 1

And added lights;

Reel 2

It made the night so very bright;

Oh Christmas Wreath; Oh Christmas Wreath

I made myself this Christmas wreath.

Thursday, November 23, 2017 – The Honeyboy Rules of Life

Thursday, November 23, 2017 – The Honeyboy Rules of Life

On this Thanksgiving let us remember The Honeyboy rules of living and life.

  1. Tell at least one person each day that you appreciate them.
  2. Whatever it is, if you have faith, it will all work out.
  3. Regardless of the situation, there is always lots to be thankful for.

Maybe each of you find blessings and peace on this day and for all the days to come.

Thursday, November 2, 2017- Deep in the Heart of Texas and The Astros Win the Series!

Thursday, November 2, 2017- Deep in the Heart of Texas and

The Astros Win the Series!

I know Honeyboy is doing the Forty-Dance (See Sunday, October 22). Let’s all dance and everybody sing along; follow the imaginary bouncing baseball.

The stars at night are big and bright; < clap, clap, clap>

The Astros win the Series!

 

We’ve waited long; but we’re Houston Strong,

The Astros win the Series!

 The Dodgers trailed out on the Coast;

The Astros win the Series!

 The homeruns fly; Off Springer’s bat;

The Astros win the Series!

 We’re the Champs; of all baseball;

The Astros win the Series!

 Reminds us of; the team we love;

The Astros win the Series!

Photo by whichever family member was @ Minute Maid Park this day.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017 – Yesterday and Tonight

Tuesday, October 24, 2017 – Yesterday and Tonight

I apologize for the absence yesterday and no awards. I was up late the previous night studying for two tests. I am pleased to say I made an A- on my blood test. The results of the urine test look good too.

Who is ready for the Game One of the World Series? Houston fans have been waiting for so many years with so many memories.

I see the temperatures are near 100 degrees in Los Angeles. As they say in California, “It’s not the heat; it’s the fires.”

Photo by me. From my sports collection.

Let’s play Houston Astros stream of consciousness I will give you a memory and you can make an Astro memory association. Ready?

  • Colt 45’s
  • Astros
  • Nolan Ryan
  • Astrodome
  • The old Astrodome scoreboard
  • Foamer Domers
  • Killer B’s
  • All Star Game 1968
  • Minute Maid Park
  • Jose Altuve

Go Astros. Batter up @ 7:08.

The Astrodome scoreboard was considered high tech at the time.

Click on link to see more pictures of the old Astrodome.

http://www.ballparksofbaseball.com/ballparks/astrodome/

Wednesday, October 18, 2017 – Silver Wings and Help Me Understand

Wednesday, October 18, 2017 – Silver Wings and Help Me Understand

Help me understand. Four Americans were killed in the 2012 terrorist attack on the United States’ diplomatic compound in Benghazi. When their flag draped coffins arrived in Dover, Maryland the then President of the United States and the Secretary of State met them. Nevertheless, the two were vilified for their actions in Benghazi.

The current president of the United States did not acknowledge the deaths of the four Green Berets in Niger until specifically asked about it. There was no press. No flags ordered to half-staff. Nothing for twelve days! When the POTUS did address the deaths, he lied about his predecessors’ actions and then made the situation worse when he did acknowledge the deaths to the families of the soldiers.

Why is there no outrage? Why is there no Facebook ranting demanding the flags be flown at half-staff in their honor? The death of a military hero doing his or her job to make the world safer should not be politicized. I do not understand the hypocrisy displayed.

Therefore, in my own little insignificant way, today I honor the four brave men, their courage, and send thoughts of peace to their families and loved ones and to the world.

Sing (or cry) along with SStg. Barry Sanders.

Silver wings upon their chests; these are men of America’s best…

https://youtu.be/m5WJJVSE_BE

Monday, October 2, 2017 – Football is Just a Game

Monday, October 2, 2017 – Football is Just a Game

No awards today. Thoughts and prayers for:

Las Vegas, Puerto Rico, the children who need CHIP, and the United States of America.

Photo by me.

Friday, September 1,2017 – Snarky Friday is Coming, but First

Friday, September 1,2017 – Snarky Friday is Coming, but First

I am going to reduce my Facebook posts and shares regarding Hurricane Harvey and the devastating aftermath. I am on Devastation Overload.

The Uglies (and I am one of them) are beginning to appear in others’ replies, posts and shares.

With any loss we as humans go through five identified stages of grief. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance. https://grief.com/the-five-stages-of-grief/ The stages do not proceed along a linear time line and each individual’s reaction is different.

As many of us enter the Anger phase it tends to polarize us based on experiences, values, circumstances, lack of knowledge and understanding and all of the components that make us who we are. There are always three sides to every story –My side; your side and the truth. The truth lies somewhere in the middle.

I fell in love with the song Light One Candle by Peter, Paul and Mary the first time I heard it – back when we were all young and thin. So as we as Texans and the rest of nation cope with the losses, let us remember to not let the candle of hope burn out. Let us sing that we never become our own foe and not let anger tear us apart. Let us sing as the light shines through the love and tears. Let us sing with peace as a song in our hearts.