Wednesday, September 5, 2018 – Golf
For the first time in almost two months I made it to the golf course today. I was torn between playing 18 holes and arresting the woman in our foursome for wearing white pants after Labor Day. I am sure the indecision was a factor in my poor play. However, since the woman just moved to Texas from Wisconsin, she is probably unaware of this Southern fashion faux paux, I just gave her a warning ticket.