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Monday, March 9, 2015 – Another Place – Another Time – Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia Elementary School

Monday, March 9, 2015 – Another Place – Another Time – Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia Elementary School

Let’s get in the Way Back Machine and see what was happening 57 years ago. In cleaning when I moved I found this newspaper clipping from the Tomball Tribune. It is so funny, yet tragic on so many levels.  If you remember Freddie Bell, the thought of him with a gun is funny and frightening. It definitely marks a different time in education and the world. The year would have been 1959.  No way would something like this happen today.

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From The Tomball Tribune

Quick Draw Champs Named At Magnolia

A contest was held recently to name the quick-draw champion of the Magnolia Elementary School.  The rules were that the pistol had to be drawn from a holster, belt or pocket, and the hand could not be touching it before the signal was given to draw.  Judges for the contest were Leon Free and Buddy Nunn.

The winners of Group I were Freddie Bell from Special Education, Robert Earl Dennis from the First Grade, Joe Arellona from the Second Grade, and David Townsend from the Third Grade.  In the draw for the championship, Robert Earl Dennis beat Freddie Bell to the draw and David Townsend eliminated Joe Arellona.  For the championship of Group I, David Townsend won by a close decision over Robert Earl Dennis.  His prize was a “Rick-O-Shay” pistol.

In Group II, the winners were Paul Green from the Fourth Grade, Molly Harper from the Fifth Grade and Tommy Duroy from the Sixth Grade. In the draw-off for the championship, Molly Harper outdrew Paul Green, and then Molly eliminated Tommy Duroy and became champion of Group II. Her prize was also a “Rick-O-Shay” pistol.

At the bottom of the clipping in my Mother’s handwriting “Molly Harper in Delia’s room – Delia entered, but was eliminated.” I was “eliminated” by Molly. Sounds as though Molly shot me. David Townsend must have shot Jo Arellona because I never heard of him again.

I guess the headline – Girl Wins Quick Draw Championship at Magnolia was way too ahead of its time, kinda like Molly. I wonder how much those Rick-O-Shay pistols are worth today. Check EBay.

Friday, March 6, 2015 – The Fall of the Alamo – The Thirteen Days of Glory

Friday, March 6, 2015 – The Fall of the Alamo – The Thirteen Days of Glory

In the early morning hours before dawn on March 6, 1836, the bugler and drums of the Mexican Army played El Degüello outside the garrison known as The Alamo. El Degüello was a bugle call, or dirge to signal that the defenders of the garrison would receive no quarter by the attacking Mexican Army under General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna. No quarter means death. No prisoners. Death.

Click to hear El Degüello .

Colonel William Barrett Travis, age 26, sent a letter on February 24 asking for reinforcements to defend freedoms demanded by the Texians. His letter is considered one of the most important documents in Texas history and in United States history.

Every Texas school child knows the outcome of the Alamo. Santa Anna’s army breeched the walls and no quarter was employed by the Mexican Army.  The importance of the battle itself lies in the fact that Sam Houston and others could escape Gonzales.  The thirteen day siege allowed Sam Houston to time to create, organize and train a military structure. The Texian Army would set up a camp near a place called San Jacinto.  This battle on April 21 between the Mexicans and the Texians is considered one of the most crucial battles that changed the world.  Yes, the world, not just Texas. More on that battle as April 21 approaches, but you better know who Emily Morgan was.

Here is Travis’ letter as read by Brian Burns.  Burns is a Texas folksinger.  This song is from his CD The Eagle and the Snake – Songs of the Texians. Every Texan should own this CD.

Bejar, Fby. 24th 1836—

To the People of Texas & all Americans in the world—

Fellow citizens & compatriots— I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man—The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken—I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls—I shall never surrender or retreat Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch—

The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—

Victory or Death William Barret Travis, Lt. Col. comdt

P.S. The Lord is on our side—When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn—We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels & got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves—
Travis

Now, if that don’t bring a tear to your eyes, I don’t know what will.

Victory or Death. Remember the Alamo.  God Bless Texas.

Thursday, March 5, 2015 – March Madness – Part Three – The Bracket

Thursday, March 5, 2015 – The Bracket

A bracket is a tree diagram that represents a series of games played during a tournament. The bracket used for the NCAA college basketball tournaments is a single elimination bracket. There is no consolation for this tournament.  That means win or go home.  This type of bracket is also known as an Olympic system, or a knock out, or a sudden death.  My favorite is the single penetration name.  One does not see that name used often.

Completing a bracket leading to The Final Four has become an entity in and of itself. There are people whose profession is “Bracketologist.” They study a pseudo-science called bracketology.

There are 64 teams that will be selected to play in The Big Tournament or the NCAA tournament. Teams are “seeded” according to the number of wins and the level of the teams played.  The seedings of teams is done by a committee. Teams are placed into mini-brackets in certain regions.  Each mini-bracket feeds into the overall bracket.  Seeding of teams usually results in a lack of geographic awareness and some teams have to travel cross country, while others play in their own back yard or court as the case may be.

To play a tournament bracket is easy. One completes a bracket by predicting which team will win each game from the opening games or rounds to the final game.  In other words, you guess.  The time is called March Madness because an entire game, season and reputation can rest on an injury or illness, a foul that is called, a foul that is not called, a foul shot made, or a foul shot missed.  And of the course the worse is the dreaded buzzer beater when the big round brown ball is thrown toward the hoop with a last second heave and the ball goes through the 18 inch hoop and the team wins.

Completing a bracket is easy.  You really do not have to know anything about basketball. Here is an easy method for completing your bracket.

  1. Go to NCAA.com and download a copy of the bracket you wish to play. I like to play both men’s and women’s brackets. These will be available around Monday, March 16.
  2. Make several copies of the blank bracket. You will want to complete one. You will want to have one to keep track of who actually wins the games. And you will want another one when you rip yours faster than Oliver North when your team loses against a lesser opponent. See buzzer beater above.
  3. Then complete your bracket by selecting the teams you think will win and proceed through the bracket until they reach The Final Four and then pick the National Champion.

Here are several methods for choosing which teams will win and thus advance to the finals. These methods are equally and statistically valid in terms of probability and possibility and usually have similar results regardless of method used to predict winning teams.

How to select teams.  Select a team based on:

  1. The color of their uniforms,
  2. The most tattoos, (Note: this can be by player or by team.)
  3. The best, longest, and/or most creative tattoos,
  4. The school’s mascot. Note: One seldom sees live mascots at basketball games. I supposed a BEVO cleanup in the free throw area is not in the janitor’s contract,
  5. The players’ hairstyles. This includes men’s and women’s teams. Be sure to include west coast teams, whose hair colors were not originally intended for hair hues,
  6. By the coaches you like or dislike or what the coach wears,
  7. By the college you attended or graduated from or by the T-Shirt from Wal-Mart you wear if you had attended college,
  8. Actually do statistically analyses comparing won loss records and strength of schedule data,
  9. On the men’s bracket, predict Kentucky as the winner and work backwards,
  10. On the women’s bracket, predict UConn as the winner and work backwards.

Good luck and BTHO Auburn. (SEC Tournament – Lady Aggies vs. Auburn)

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 – March Madness Part Two

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 – March Madness Part Two

First our assessment question from yesterday.  Who has bigger balls? Men or women? If you said men, you answered the question literally and receive a two, or passing grade.  If you said women, you are philosophically correct and receive a three, or excellence, for the answer.

Now to today’s topic – what to look for when watching a basketball game.

When watching a basketball game on TV or at courtside, it is necessary to conduct a fashion police check on both coaches.  This is sometimes called “dishing,” and should not be confused with a pass in basketball which can be referred to as a “dish.”

One must examine the coaches’ attire, including footwear, neckwear and the hair do. You thought this was going to be about the actual game?

For the teams who are coached by men, one looks to see if the coach wears a suit and tie or not.

Examples include: Women’s coach, Jeff Walz of Louisville, does not wear a coat and tie, but chooses a well –pressed sport shirt in the team’s red and white colors.  Women’s coach, Gary Blair of Texas A&M (GB as the team calls him) wears a suit and tie as does women’s coach Geno Auriemma from U Conn. Men’s coach Scott Drew of Baylor usually wears a shirt and tie, but seldom a coat or jacket. Mike Krzyewski or Coach K, of Duke, always wears a suit. It is important to note who does and when the suit jacket comes off.  Coach K never removes his coat. GB takes his coat off when the game becomes tense.  Geno A takes his off the first time he screams at the referees, which is usually in the first three minutes of the game.

On the women’s side, one can bet Tara Vanderveer and Holly Warlick of Stanford and Tennessee, respectively will wear a tasteful, yet drab suit.  Karen Aston of Texas will wear a suit or slacks with a nice blouse.

Nicki Caldwell and Dawn Staley from LSU and South Carolina respectively will be styling regardless of what they are wearing.

Muffet McGraw of Notre Dame will wear a knee length, nun-approved straight or pencil skirt and a nice blouse, perhaps with a matching scarf. She will then wear six inch stiletto ho heels to offset the outfit. Somehow she manages to retain her balance and her dignity as she squats in front of the bench as the game is played.

You can bet Kim Mulkey of Baylor will wear a cutting, if not sometimes bleeding edge fashion. Where does one buy tight, black leather pants? Fifty-shades of Waco?

It is necessary to take a quick look at footwear.  This is more so for the women’s coaches, but GB does sport a nice maroon suede pair of loafers on occasion. One can bet every female coach mentioned so far will have on shoes that display the most current fashion sense, but reflect little of the common sense regarding footwear and comfort. Well, maybe not Vanderveer or Warlick.

And now the hair style.

Muffet McGraw’s is same pixie, leprechaun style she has worn since Clinton was president. Tara Vanderveer has probably worn her hair like that since she was five years old. Karen Aston has a really good hair dresser. With everbody else, it’s a surprise. And especially with Caldwell and Staley and maybe Mulkey.

The opposite holds true on the men’s side for coaches’ hair styles.  Some of those hair styles have not changed since Ronald Reagan was president.  I bet Georgia women’s coach Andy Landers’ hair has not moved since Reagan was president. Neither has Coach K’s or Mathew Mitchell of Kentucky women’s team.

One should pay attention to all jewelry worn.  It tends to range from tasteful to gaudy to “wow, I did not know necklaces or earrings could be that big.”

These topics are sometimes half-time report discussions, so be prepared. Tomorrow – What is a Bracket and How Do I Fill One Out?

March 3 – March Madness Begins – A Basketball Primer

March 3 – March Madness Begins – A Basketball Primer

On Feb. 28, 1940, the first televised college basketball games were broadcast by New York City station W2XBS as Pittsburgh defeated Fordham, 57-37, and New York University beat Georgetown, 50-27, at Madison Square Garden. Get ready there are about to be a lot more broadcast as March Madness begins.

So to guide through this cultural phenomena, I give you: Basketball 101 or A Basketball Primer by Me

As in college football, I only write about teams I like and teams that play teams that I like. Oh yes, this is only about Division I schools.  There are two more divisions that do March Madness. Are you ready to tip off?

Another exciting season of March Madness approaches welcoming another college sport into the commercialization and marketing by ESPN and its sister networks. I wonder if Larry Culpepper from Dr.. Pepper will appear.

March Madness, also known as The Big Dance or The Final Four, is a series of basketball games played by NCAA basketball teams during the time frame between the end of college football and The Master’s Golf Tournament.  Let’s assume you know nothing about the game or just landed from outer space.  I know people who can fit into either category.

History of the Game

In early December 1891, the chairman of the physical education department at the School for Christian Workers (now Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts, instructed physical education teacher James Naismith, known to many as the inventor of basketball, to invent a new game to entertain the school’s athletes in the winter season.

In Texas we think the game of basketball was invented to give people something to do when there was no football. The fact that it offered the PE teachers something to teach while it was cold as a witch in brass brassiere outside was also helpful.

Originally a player would try to toss an inflated, round ball into a wooden peach basket suspended from a hoop mounted to a pole about 10 feet off of the ground. When this task was accomplished, the school janitor would bring a ladder, climb up, retrieve the ball, return it to the player and remove the ladder until he was needed again.  I am not certain if there was a janitorial union intervention and this task was beyond his contractual responsibilities or what. But soon some brainiac thought to cut a hole in the bottom of the peach basket and the janitor was no longer needed.

Equipment Needed

The game is played with a large, inflated, round, brown ball. In the men’s college game, the ball is 29.5 inches in diameter.  In the women’s game the ball is 28.5 inches in diameter. One advances the ball by bouncing it down a flat, rectangular flat surface called a court. This bouncing of the ball is called dribbling.  One may also pass the ball to a team mate to advance the ball. The passing of the ball is called passing.

At either end of this court is a hoop that is 18 inches in diameter. This hoop is 10 feet off of the ground and mounted to a backboard.

Objective

The player must dribble the ball using only one hand and without stopping and then throw this big round ball through that 18 inch hoop on the pole.

The Rules

Google them.

The Players

The game can be played by men or women.  Sometimes, in the women’s game it is difficult to determine gender however. The game is played by two teams. There are five players on each team.  Each player has a number based on the position he or she plays.  Actually, the position played is usually based on level of skill sets and body types.

Point guard (often called the “1“): usually the fastest player on the team organizes the team’s offense by controlling the ball and making sure that it gets to the right player at the right time.

Shooting guard (the “2“): creates a high volume of shots on offense, mainly long-ranged; and guards the opponent’s best perimeter player on defense.

Small forward (the “3“): often primarily responsible for scoring points via cuts to the basket and dribble penetration; on defense seeks rebounds and steals, but sometimes plays more actively.

Power forward (the “4“): plays offensively often with their back to the basket; on defense, plays under the basket (in a zone defense) or against the opposing power forward (in man-to-man defense).

Center (the “5“): uses height and size to score (on offense), to protect the basket closely (on defense), or to rebound.

The Challenge

Now this sounds like a simple fun sport now, doesn’t it? I failed to mention at each position there is a seven foot giant, with an arm wing span like a small airplane, who has a vertical jump of 30 inches from a standing position, and is quicker than a New York pick pocket who trying to prevent you from putting the round ball into the hoop. It adds a bit more challenge to just tossing the ball into the modern peach bucket.

Go study for the assessment.  Tomorrow we look at What to Watch in a Basketball Game.

March 2, 2015 – I’ll Bet You a Lone Star Beer That You Cannot

– I’ll bet you a Lone Star beer that you cannot sing the state song of Texas. Or at least the first verse and chorus. Unless you attended Texas A&M or Baylor University chances are you do not know the words.  Those two universities sing Texas Our Texas, not to be confused with the school that sings I’ve Been Working on The Railroad,prior to football games.

It is Texas Independence Day where just a piece down the road over yonder at Washington on the Brazos the Texas Declaration of Independence was signed. Texans, as the group of men referred to themselves, signed a declaration of independence from Mexico 175 years ago today for what? Freedom only gives you partial credit. Freedom to do what?

The country of Mexico wanted to stop the immigration of white people coming from The United States into Texas. These would be people searching for a better life and willing to travel over uncharted, Indian infested lands to do so.  But these white settlers brought slaves.  Slavery had been outlawed in Mexico in 1829. Therefore, those immigrants who brought slaves were breaking the law of the land. Ironic, isn’t it today?

Happy Birthday, Texas! And Happy Birthday to The Sound of Music movie which appear 50 years ago today.  The Hills Are Alive with Smell of Brisket!

http://www.texasourtexas.info/

“Texas , Our Texas

by William J. Marsh and Gladys Yoakum Wright

Texas , Our Texas ! All hail the mighty State!

Texas, Our Texas ! So wonderful so great! Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev’ry test O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

(Chorus)

Texas , Our Texas ! Your freeborn single star, Sends out its radiance to nations near and far, Emblem of Freedom! It sets our hearts aglow, With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

(Chorus)  

Texas, dear Texas ! From tyrant grip now free, Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny! Mother of heroes, we come your children true, Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.            

(Chorus)

God bless you Texas!  And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

  God bless you Texas !  And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Sunday, March 1, 2015 – Spock

Spock (800x600)

To grieve for an icon, would be illogical.

Thank you Leonard Nimoy.