Monthly Archives: October 2014

Monday, October 6, 2014 – Part Two – Monday College Football

Monday; October 6, 2014 Part Two – Monday College Football Report

Everybody win. Everybody Lose. Unless your team was Auburn, Baylor, TCU or Florida State, chances are your team lost. And Baylor, you should be thankful Texas could produce no offense. Down goes # 2 Oregon, # 3 Alabama, # 4 Oklahoma, # 6 A&M and # 7 UCLA.  It was upset season if your school’s name started with a vowel. Eleven of the top twenty-five teams were defeated. So my Monday awards go to the state where these institutions of higher education are located.

Alabama – 1 -1

Oklahoma – 1- 1

Arizona – 2-0 – Winner

California – 0 – 3

Utah – 2 – 0 – Winner

Mississippi – 2- 0 – Winner

Texas – 2 – 4

Kansas – 1- 1

To the Texas Aggies – Next time your wear those really cool looking uniforms called “ICE,” try not to get you ices whipped.

One special award – to the referee in the A&M/Miss State game who turned the wrong way to announce the first penalty and just barely got his mike turned off before he started cussing.

Monday, October 6, 2014 – Part One – Fly Fishing in Alaska

Monday, October 6, 2014

What are you wearing, Jake, from State Farm?

Me Fly Fishing 9.30.2014 (600x800) (2)

I have on:

Top: Sports bra, long underwear, Under Armor shirt, fleece pullover, wind breaker and A&M heavy sweat shirt.

Bottom: Long underwear, flannel lined pants, wind breaker pants, waders

Head: hat, earmuffs

Hands: Lined gloves

Ready to fish (800x600)

This photo is for Killer Queen, my trainer. Not only can I get my leg that high with waders on, but I am perfectly balanced.

Thank you.

You can see the cabin at Gwin’s Lodge in Cooper Landing.

The two pictures below are me and my fish.  Don’t you love the expression on my face?

Alaska 2014 Black 2014-09-30 008 - Copy (800x600)My fish 3 (800x590)

Thursday, October 3, 2014

Thursday, October 3, 2014

While we are waiting for “the film to return from processing,” let’s be like the Roman god Janus, who was able to look back and forward. No one born after 1980 remembers when pictures were taken with film, and then it had to be mailed away to someplace where it underwent a process called “being developed.”  Took about a week. So while the 1000+ digital photos are still on the camera cards waiting to be loaded to the computer, let’s talk college football and sing the Arizona fight song. Duck. Duck.  Lose! If you were able to stay up you know Number 2 Oregon was upset by unranked Arizona at home in Oregon. Therefore, I do not care what Oregon’s ugly uniforms look like. Last night’s uniforms of black with pink for breast cancer awareness were not too bad, but yellow hats with pink? And before I leave ugly uniforms, I must mention Texas Tech from last Thursday.  What the hell was that thing on your helmets? It looked like a finger painting. I was not fond of the Pistol Pete graphic on the Oklahoma State helmets, but at least one could determine what/who it is. And what is that Rorschach looking graphic on your left leg and right shoulder? Is this so the players will know how to put on their uniforms? And last, and most important –  I was able to see a recap of the A&M/Arkansas game. I knew the outcome and still almost had a heart attack.  It was a perfect example of “The Aggies never lose; time runs out.” That game is destined to become not only an Aggie classic, but a SEC classic. But the Stark reality is, those cow bells are ringing in Starkville. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO SING 12TH MAN. (Yes, it is a tradition that when time runs out, we sing a song called 12th Man.) So looking forward to tomorrow, Janus, I see the game is at 11:00 AM.  What network idiot scheduled that time? The only thing that could worse is if Brent Mushberger calls the game. Nevertheless –

BTHO Mississippi State!!!

Thursday, October 2, 2014 – I am back from Alaska

Thursday, October 2, 2014

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Me and a family member, we went to Alaska on my summer vacation. It was fun. I saw a mountain called Mountain McKinley. I saw a moose. And I caught a fish named Dolly Parton Trout, but we had to throw her back in the water. I did not see a bear. I had fun. The End.

What an unbelievable trip! I have over 1000 pictures to sort through. Here is a cliff note version. Nephew (G) and I landed in Anchorage at 11:50 PM, Friday night – 3: 00 AM CST. He dropped me off at The Millennium Hotel and then drove about two hours south to Cooper Landing where he would fish. Saturday morning I picked up my rent car and picked up my sister, who flew in from her place in Soldotna. We spent the day sight-seeing around Anchorage. The Millennium is the “landing strip” for the float planes.  Float plans are a major form of transportation.  We had dinner at the hotel and watched the planes land at sunset.

Sunday morning, as we were leaving The Millennium, we were told that the day was clear and if you drove to a certain place just outside Anchorage, one could see Denali Park, whose main feature is Mt. McKinley. The best descriptive word I have is “majestic.” From where we were standing, one could see the tallest peak in North America over 250 miles away.

We left Anchorage about 9:15 am and headed south on the Seward Highway with eventual landing place for the evening being Soldotna. The Seward Highway is the only road going south. It is about 100 miles of two-lane road, but it took us all day to get there. Every time I saw a sign with a camera, marking a photo opportunity, I pulled over to take photos. However, no artificial pictures, whether still or video, can do the country-side justice.  The beauty of Alaska is indescribable.  The Seward Highway takes you along Turnagain Arm and along Cook’s Inlet, both lined with incredible views of glaciers, water, wild life, rock formations, and mountains.

We stopped in Girdwood for brunch at the Alyska Hotel and then took the tram to the top of the slopes. Girdwood is a major ski area in the winter. However, on this beautiful day, with temperatures in the mid 50’s, and the sun shining brightly, there were idiots hang gliding off the “mountains.”

My sister and I spend the night in Soldotna and the following day toured around the Kenai area. This is now Monday night if you are trying keeping track of time. G met us in Soldotna and we drove around the area where she lives.  This is where I saw the moose. After a fabulous dinner and say it was time to say good bye to my sister. However, as we dropped her off after dinner, there was a small hint of the Northern Lights visible.  Just enough so I can say I did see the Northern Lights. G and I drove to the fishing lodge where he was staying in Cooper Landing.  Tuesday, he and I were on the Kenai River at Dave’s Creek by 8:15 AM for my first fly fishing experience.

Talk about beginners’ luck. I caught a small Dolly Varden trout on my first cast. About 10 minutes later, I caught another one. Fishing laws at the area where we were fishing were catch and release. So within seconds of removing hook and taking pictures the fish was released into the water. Greg caught one fish. So after spending 7 hours fishing we caught three fish between the two of us.  However, I also caught four leaves, three bushes, the ferry cable over the river and my little finger.

We left Cooper Landing at 4:15, drove back to Anchorage, had a great dinner and our plane left Anchorage at 11:50 PM, Tuesday, September 30. We landed in O’Hare at 8:30 am, Wednesday, October 1. I used to say if you went to Hell, you would have to go through DFW. Now I will say, if you go through Chicago O’Hare, you are in Hell. But we finally took off and had smooth flight to Houston. I arrived back in Bryan about six o’clock yesterday evening.  I am still processing the trip and will post some pictures soon. What a wonderful opportunity.  Bucket List Item – Visit Alaska. Check.