Monthly Archives: July 2014

Monday, July 14, 2014

BOOM!

Monday, July 14, 2014

One Monday morning after a return from Midland, I told my boss, GF, that I bought a T-shirt at the Midland Airport that read “Welcome to Midland.” He asked,“Why? I thought you hated going to Midland.” I replied, “I do. I bought the shirt to clean the toilet.” Have you ever been to Midland, Texas? It was not even on the long list for presidential libraries and there are reasons why. It is not exactly a stopover to any place except El Paso or Lubbock. Even then one is over 2 hours away by car. Of course, you can drive 90 miles per hour and be in the slow lane of traffic. So question number one – why and how did the Midland Airport become the Midland International Airport? Is this a Chamber of Commerce slogan? Midland – Gateway to the World? When I used to fly into the airport, only Southwest Airlines flew there because the runways were too short for giant planes. This brings up question number two. Why is Midland trying to get a license from the Federal Aviation Authority to be the first in the nation to offer commercial and space flights from its runways? Hell, I don’t want to go to Midland, let alone space. But wait. Enter the lesser prairie chicken. It seems this little bird is listed by the federal government as an endangered species so it is endangering the spaceport license. “The service is worried that sonic booms would disrupt the small birds early morning mating habits. City officials maintain it will not.” What about those sonic booms disrupting school, church and daily life? Wouldn’t it be more productive for Texas and the nation if Midland searched for water sources?

PS – Don’t cry for me, Argentina. And Happy Bastille Day.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Today is Post 115.

I have a personal trainer. I meet with her three times per week for an hour of torture at 8 AM. Yes, that is 8 in the morning. If you think that is early, I am her fourth client of the day. We are both crazy. So I have decided to give her a name. It is Killer Queen, from the song by who else, my favorite – Queen! I hope she is not offended by this. I like to think of myself as described in KQ too. The opening lines “She keeps Moet Et Chandon in her pretty cabinet; ‘Let them eat cake’ she says Just like Marie Antoinette” describe us as ladies, who can whip your ass both literally and figuratively. But here are the words that really describe us both: “Gunpowder, gelatin, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind.” I am going to call her Killer Queen because not only do the words describe us, she kills me for an hour, but is the Queen of doing it. Have I mentioned I haven’t worn my current size pants or shorts since Clinton was president? Actually I wore this size when I was in college and the college was Stephen F. Austin in 1970. Aside from the killer body that Killer Queen is creating, most importantly is that I have cut out two meds with normal blood pressure and blood sugar. So what Queen best song describes you? Oh, Fat Bottom Girls? Ouch. How’s that for dynamite with a laser beam?

Happy Birthday, Cousin Nancy. I still miss you so much.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away. Any Baby Boomer knows who wrote that song. I see the POTUS is in Austin talking with a frowning Captain Hairspray about the crisis at the border. I am thinking since the city of Austin shut down for the visit and there is gridlock within the city and no one is moving that President Obama could move to McAllen or Harlingen. That would shut down those cities and no one could cross the border. He and Michelle could have A Brown House down there. Seriously, quit blaming each other and come to a solution over this! THESE ARE CHILDREN! Moving on. Or as they say in the capital city, Onward Thru the Fog and speaking of aliens, did anyone watch Halle Berry in Extant last night? I know the five or six who actually read this do not like science fiction. But the premise is most intriguing, with multiple moral versus science issues, and the special effects are spot on Steven Spielberg. I already have the thirteen episodes ready for recording. Thirteen episodes? Hmm. I wonder if that number is significant. We must wait and see. Lennon and McCartney wrote Yesterday. But Spielberg writes about tomorrow.

July 3 – July 7, 2014

July 3 – July 7, 2014

Food, Fun and Friendship in the Brazos Valley

You know the saying about fish and company and smelling after three days? Since my friend, Karen Y. doesn’t read this, I can say it was a long visit. But it was a most fun visit. On Thursday, July 3, we had a great dinner at Napa Flats and then enjoyed a glass of wine at the Benjamin Knox Wine Bar and Gallery. Friday, July 4 was spent at the George H. W. Bush Library. We had free watermelon and Blue Bell was a dollar. The Brazos Valley Symphony entertained us with patriot songs. The fireworks were a good, Republican modest type. Not too bright and not too showy, probably about a thousand points of light per explosion. But I am pleased with my first attempt at night photography.

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On Saturday, we started the day about noon with a burger from Grub Burger. In spite of the possibility that the burgers were made with actual grubs (another TAMU experiment), they turned out to be delicious and gave us enough energy to tour campus. Campus tour 7.5.2014 2014-07-05 010 (800x597)

Walking in the hot temperatures, however, soon created an intense thirst. So we went to the Dixie Chicken for a pitcher. I mean a picture. Campus tour 7.5.2014 2014-07-05 099 (800x600) I was glad the rattlesnakes were gone. Nothing, but a ply board covers the glass where they used to be.

On Sunday morning, we went to the Bonfire Memorial. Bonfire memorial and lake Bryan 2014-07-06 014 (800x600) Each of the twelve who died in the collapse is memorialized by a column that faces their hometown. On one side of the column is an engraved image of their face and information about their Aggie life. On the opposite column is their signature and personal attributes by family and friends creating a legacy of their sacrifice and what the world missed with their untimely deaths. I was unable to read those because of the blur by the tears because “We are the Aggies; the Aggies are we.”

It was only fitting that Sunday evening was spent at Lake Bryan watching the sunset from the deck of the Ice House. Bonfire memorial and lake Bryan 2014-07-06 049 (800x600)

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That’s it from the Brazos Valley today.

Glorious Fourth

July 4, 2014

Friday, July 4, 2014 – “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to loose…” And the singer of that song is? Extra credit if you can name the song and extra extra credit if you can name the songwriter. Today is July 4 – the birthday of our country. To celebrate the occasion, I am going to the George HW Bush (# 41) library celebration this evening. I will be wearing my Republican red shorts, from L.L. Bean and made in China and a beautiful white T-shirt with an American flag that was made in Mexico. How American is that? Wearing cloths imported from another country. I am going to watch the fireworks. But the George Bush library is open from 9 am to 8:15 this evening. Admission is free. One can take a shuttle bus to the library. It is free also. The Brazos Valley Symphony is playing. Yeah, I was surprised BCS has a symphony too. So not only is this a celebration of freedom, it is a celebration of Republicans doing something for free. However freedom is not free and praise is given to those who serve to keep that freedom. So regardless of political affiliations and beliefs, remember we live the greatest country in the world. Thank a soldier today – whether he or she is on active duty or retired. The singer was Janis Joplin; the song Me and Bobby McGee, written by Kris Kristofferson. Factoid – did you know Joplin and Kristofferson are from Texas?