Saturday, July 12, 2014
Today is Post 115.
I have a personal trainer. I meet with her three times per week for an hour of torture at 8 AM. Yes, that is 8 in the morning. If you think that is early, I am her fourth client of the day. We are both crazy. So I have decided to give her a name. It is Killer Queen, from the song by who else, my favorite – Queen! I hope she is not offended by this. I like to think of myself as described in KQ too. The opening lines “She keeps Moet Et Chandon in her pretty cabinet; ‘Let them eat cake’ she says Just like Marie Antoinette” describe us as ladies, who can whip your ass both literally and figuratively. But here are the words that really describe us both: “Gunpowder, gelatin, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind.” I am going to call her Killer Queen because not only do the words describe us, she kills me for an hour, but is the Queen of doing it. Have I mentioned I haven’t worn my current size pants or shorts since Clinton was president? Actually I wore this size when I was in college and the college was Stephen F. Austin in 1970. Aside from the killer body that Killer Queen is creating, most importantly is that I have cut out two meds with normal blood pressure and blood sugar. So what Queen best song describes you? Oh, Fat Bottom Girls? Ouch. How’s that for dynamite with a laser beam?
Happy Birthday, Cousin Nancy. I still miss you so much.