From the Coach’s Class
Write an essay explaining how the Texas A&M football team can win the Big 12 South.
For the Aggies to win the Big 12 South, Oklahoma must beat Baylor on Saturday and then the Aggies must hope for a three-way tie between the Oklahoma State University and Oklahoma. Additional factors include a full moon with Jupiter aligned with Mars that causes the BSC computers to be infected with a hacky virus. Last, but not least there will be the second coming of Bear Bryant.
If the factors mentioned above do not align, I feel certain knocking the Texas Longhorns from a bowl experience will suffice.