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Tuesday, February 10, 2015 – DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS

Tuesday, February 10, 2015 – DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS

To the Congressman, Alcee Hasting – D- Florida:


“I don’t know about in your state, which I think is a crazy state to begin with,” said Hastings. “And I mean that just as I said it.” “You will wait until hell freezes over for me to say anything in an apology. I would apologize to you if I was directing my comments to you. I was commenting about the state you happen to live in and I will not apologize.”

You said WHAT? Politics be damned. This is about HONOR and you impugning the state of Texas by calling it crazy.  Call out the Daughters of the Republic of Texas! Call up the Texas Rangers!  Remember the Alamo!

Don’t Mess With Texas is not just a sign on the side of the road.  It is not just a TV commercial.  It is a state of mind that goes back further than you will ever understand.  You just pissed off an entire state.  A state that is unique from the other 50. Texans can call the state crazy, but you cannot.  We are proud of our crazy people. In fact, we make movies about our crazy people.

Have you ever been to Texas, Mr. Former Federal Judge, who was impeached? You just united every redneck from The Pine Curtain to El Paso.  There is an army of pick-up trucks with gun racks and Come and Take It Flags on their way to your house now!  You have united homosexuals and religious groups from Dalhart to Brownsville.  And they are headed your way to bible thump your butt and looking good while doing it. Are you unware that damn near everybody in the state has guns and a concealed handgun license to carry them?  You just bolstered gun sales and sent open carry advocates’ legislation back in the spotlight. Hell, you may be even united the Republicans and Democrats on this issue.  You have not made the Bush Family happy.  How is Jeb supposed to defend people in Florida calling other states, and especially Texas, names?

You do not mess with Texas! Where were you during Florida’s crazy chad hanging era? You better protect your chads because they are in danger. I hope your crazy peninsula state shrivels up along with your personal chad hanging body parts.

Apologize? You bet your sweet ass you owe the state of Texas, its citizens, its governor and everybody else an apology.  Or we will send Molly White, or some other crazy person of  your choice, to your crazy state to whip your crazy ass.