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Thursday, June 25, 2015 – Tick Tock The Game is Locked

Thursday, June 25, 2015 – Tick Tock The Game is Locked

Isn’t there some rule that states “The number of political candidates for any party shall not exceed twenty-five (25.) Once that number is reached no additional candidates may enter the Presidential race unless a previously declared candidate drops out of contention.”

I thought the Governor of Louisiana, Piyush “Bobby” Jindal, had already declared his intention to seek the office of President of the United States. How many is that now for the Republicans? Thirteen? Still two for the Democrats? I have not kept up with the Whigs, the Libertarians, the Bull-Mooses, the Know-Nothings, the Irish Underground, the Gold Standard, the Progressive Party, the Populists, the United States Marijuana Party, the Pirate Party or the Peace, Love and Brotherhood Party.  I did not make up all of those political parties.

This guy is probably the smartest person in the entire state of Louisiana. He was born in Baton Rouge to immigrant parents from India. That would be “the dot type of Indian” and not “the feather type.” He has degrees from Brown University and a Masters of Letters in political science from New College, Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar. He is so smart the state of Louisianan made him President of the University of Louisiana System. Then he entered politics.

He does have good hair. This could become a factor with Captain Hairspray. Perhaps they could have an Aqua-net spray off.

The great race/island concept is gaining momentum.  Let’s put all of the candidates on a deserted island. Is the moon considered an island?  Whoever can figure out how to get off of the island and make their way to Washington D.C. by Inauguration Day, January 20, 2017 gets to be the President.

Keep your voter registration card current.