Thursday, November 1, 2018 – Thursday Thoughts
It was a dark and stormy night… Actually it really was, but the ghosts and goblins are gone and it has been a beautiful day.
My day began in sadness. The convenience store that I often frequent to purchase Dilly Dilly supplies sold a two-million dollar lottery ticket. The store did not sell it to me. At least I have beer I can cry in.
Moving on to more pleasing topics. I heard on the radio this morning that for the holidays, a company sells pumpkin spice underwear. It seems that the product is used for those moments of bladder leakages. When one sneezes, coughs, laughs and/or sometimes moves, the moisture will trigger the underwear and give off a pleasant, pumpkin spice scent. Now who doesn’t look forward to that?
I hope it comes in more holiday fragrances. Just think! As you sit down with family for Thanksgiving this month, not only will the turkey smell good, so will all of those around the table who are wearing their turkey scented underwear.
I so hope I get some for Christmas. I hope there is a Christmas fragrance – Pine, fir, cookies, grandma’s over powering perfume from 1958 – might all make a good holiday undy fragrances.
If you do not believe me about the fragrances and undies, you Google “pumpkin spice, underwear, fragrances” and see what pops up in your browser.
The Football Snark arrives tomorrow. “Tiger, tiger, burning bright…”
No more Dilly Dillies for you missy! 🤨