Captain’s Log – Star Date – Monday, February 22, 2016 – The Cataract Attack
At 11:50 AM today, I shall have a second part of becoming The Borg. I shall have an artificial lens placed in the left ocular opening providing 20/20 vision.
For the Pennys (Big Bang Theory) of the world, I am having cataract surgery.
I have no choice because “resistance is futile. I will be assimilated.”
So I might SEE you tomorrow; or I might still be asleep or I might be at the Ray-Ban store getting some cool shades.