Tuesday, May 26, 2015 – Here Comes the Sun


Tuesday, May 26, 2015 – Here Comes the Sun

Trivia questions – Who sang Here Comes the Sun and when was the last morning you awoke when it was shining?

Speaking of light, I am studying for my colonoscopy assessment on Thursday. Being the over achiever that I am (and really smart person) I actually began studying over the weekend by reducing and deleting selected foods from my diet. This is not the type of test one wants to cram for.  And if you do not drink clear liquids and do not pee more than usual, then one adds the letter P to cram and you have “cramp.”  Unfortunately, vodka is not on the clear liquid choice of beverages.

The actual assessment is Thursday morning. Spoiler alert. There will be no pictures or video. People show their ass enough on Facebook and social media so I do not need to literally show you mine. Damn, just split my infinitive – to show you mine literally – Thank you Mrs. Traugh, Mrs. Burnside and Mrs Ward – English teaching trio at MHS.

It has been 16 years since I had a first inside look at my colon. I had one again in five years and now I am at the 10 year mark. I got five pages of instructions. The health care person said the preparation process has improved significantly in 16 years. I am glad to hear that.  If the field of medicine were on the same time line as the field of education, medicine would still be using leeches.

Note: Field of medicine and field of education come from my dissertation defense in 1984:

Dr. Frances C. – Please discuss why medicine and education are considered fields of study and fields of practice.

Soon to be outstanding in her own field – Yes. Thank you, Dr. Frances C.

“Blah, blah, blah. Intelligent words, yadda yadda, use big words, articulate and enunciate… “and in conclusion, the field of medicine gets the necessary resources to attract, obtain and retain highly qualified individuals to advance the practices learned; while the field of education has no money, no support, rules made by political governing bodies who have not stepped inside a school since they attended and then argued for days by state boards of idiots, halting advancements of practices learned because they are not mentioned in the Bible.” That was not exactly what I said, but similar.

I must go study. Please do not send well -wishing messages. I got a gut feeling everything will come out fine.

Sine Die is coming! Help us all!

Here Comes the Sun was sung by The Beatles – more specifically George Harrison on the Abbey Road album. I am disappointed if you did not know this. Last morning when I awoke to the sun?  Maybe March?

Here are the lyrics to Here Comes the Sun.  Guess which part I am singing?

Here comes the sun; Doo doo doo doo ; Here comes the sun and I say It’s alright

Little darling, it’s been a long, cold, lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here

Here comes the sun; Doo doo doo doo; Here comes the sun and I say It’s alright

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here

Here comes the sun; Doo doo doo doo; Here comes the sun and I say It’s alright

Sun, sun, sun Here it comes x 5

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been clear

Here comes the sun;Doo doo doo doo Here comes the sun and I say It’s alright

Here comes the sun; Doo doo doo doo Here comes the sun It’s alright

It’s alright

 

 

 

5 responses to “Tuesday, May 26, 2015 – Here Comes the Sun

  1. I have a couple of amusing Daddy sayings to share, but will have to put them in a private message. If this thing asks me for a password, I might cry.

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  2. I hear you on the password hell.

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  3. Really…doo doo doo doo and a colonoscopy?!?!?! Only you girl!

    Sent from my iPhone

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  4. Greg of Mars

    Hey Dr. D, I am about to get my first camera enema, I mean colonoscopy assessment. I never really did like to study, so can you send me your notes?

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    • If I recall, you never had to study much. But one does want to study for this one – last minute cramming could have a serious impact.

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