Friday, April 24, 2015 – Who Pissed Off the Cow?
Here’s what I’m thinking – Somebody has pissed off the singing Blue Bell cow. Therefore she gave some unpasteurized milk which has resulted in listeria and hysteria. Belle, the cow, is singing some sour notes. So I am convinced some outlaw cattle rustler made her mad.
So let’s all hope that Belle is feeling much better soon and all those worries go away. If Blue Bell is not up and running soon, I think we will have to cancel the Fourth of July in Texas. Or at least put an asterisk by the date noting – the year there was no Blue Bell.
Mr. Longmire, how much is that half gallon of vanilla from your freezer going for on EBay today?
God Speed the cleaning of the Blue Bell plant.