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Friday, June 30, 2023 – The First Lady of Magnolia, Texas and of All of Our Hearts

Friday, June 30, 2023 – The First Lady of Magnolia, Texas and of All of Our Hearts

My dear friend, Celeste Graves, passed away at the young age of 103 this week, a few months shy of her 104th birthday. Here are two of my favorite Celeste stories.

There is no doubt in my mind that Celeste and Dub Graves were the second couple my parents met after moving to Texas in 1945. The first couple, of course, being Sarah and Cecil Groves. Celeste was the office manager for Grogan-Cochran lumber company where my father served as bookkeeper. I feel confident in stating that managing my father and my Godfather, Cecil Groves, were relatively easy. Managing L.A, Buckalew and Mr. Henry Grogan and those characters were probably a different story. But you did not cross Celeste! Ha! Oh my goodness, the tales she told and the tales she took with her.

Before I was born my parents vacationed some with Celeste and Dub. One of my all time favorite stories is the trip back from Mexico. My father, driving and Dub in the front seat and my Mother and Celeste in the back seat. As they stopped at the border crossing back into Texas, the border security guard asked, “What’s in the  trunk?” Those of you who knew my Father knew he had the driest sense of humor. He could look straight at you and never crack a smile. My Father looked at the guard and said, “An elephant!”

The guard screams “EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE CAR! OPEN THE TRUNK!” The guard and the four of them stand by the trunk. My Father slowly raises the trunk and there sits and a three foot tall elephant. I would so loved to have seen this situation. I am sure that elephant sits somewhere among the 1000 plus elephants she collected.

Fast forward. Celeste was the only person I allowed to call me Rosie. Of course my name is Rose, but for some reason, I just did not care for Rosie.

Celeste left the sawmill and became Secretary to the Superintendents of Magnolia ISD sometime in the 1950’s. Go back in time and it is the summer of 1966. I walk up the five little style steps on my side of the fence and down the five little style steps onto the school yard. I walk past Room 10, the tax office, and into Magnolia High School, down the dark, cool hall passing the science lab on my left and the home making department on my right. I went down the hall took a right turn, waved to Celeste as I walked by her office and three more steps to the left, I knocked on Mr. Lyon’s office.

He said, “Come in?” I said, “May I pick up my schedule for next year?” He looked the four piles of class schedules, picked up the Senior Class pile and handed me mine.” When I saw mine, I became frightened.” I said, “Mr. Lyon? I do not want to take shorthand. I want to take physics and they are at the same time.’ He replied, “Delia. Girls don’t take physics. Why do you want to take physics?”

I said, “I want to go to college and I think physics will be more helpful than shorthand.” After crying on the way back over the steps and home and getting my mother involved there was a compromise.  Mr. L. said, “You can take physics if you get one other girl to take it with you.” Sidebar: Thank you Molly Harper for taking it with me. You turned out to be a regular Leonard Hofstatler.

But that wasn’t the end of that story. As I was leaving his office, he said, “But you have to go tell Celeste. And do it now!” I should have know then who actually was in charge of everything.

Wow! I just thought I was scared in Mr. Lyon’s office. It went downhill after she said, “Hello, Rosie. Come in.” Trust me she was not happy about it. And was not happy about it for a long period of time. But as my father always says, “It all works out.” I never took a shorthand class, but I took two college physics classes.

So many stories. So many memories.

And so we must say good-by to a legend. But as my favorite philosopher, Jimmy Buffet sings, “…but a legend never dies.”

Celeste? You made all of us who loved you for these 103 years better people. And you made the world a better place because you were a part of it. There will never be another Celeste. Love, Rosie.

Friday, June 23, 2023 – Let’s Hear It for LSU!

Friday, June 23, 2023 – Let’s Hear It for LSU! LSU! LSU!

Apologies for such a late post …

LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE LSU TIGER BASEBALL! Let’s give a big WHOOP! What an awesome series between LSU and Wake Forest. With two spectacular college teams like those two I wish there could be a tie. But that’s baseball.

LSU will now meet Florida for the NCAA College World Series Championship. Since I was a small child I was taught that one never pulls for a team from Florida. And since many of my cousins attended LSU (and a few graduated) I always pull for LSU except in certain circumstances.

I do hope that LSU can bring home the NCAA Championship Trophy. The Tigers can put it where their 2012 SEC Championship West Football trophy sat in the trophy case. I understand that the trophy is being Fed-Exed to College Station.

Texas A&M are now the 2012 SEC West Champions, courtesy of LSU football’s probation penalties.

Best Snarky Friday! Shout out to JH. JH? You might recognize the guy in the photo and remember that 2012 game. Hit the course soon! GEAUX TIGERS!

Monday, Juneteenth – PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!  What Is Wrong With You People?

Monday, Juneteenth – PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!  What Is Wrong With You People?

I try to shy away from controversial topics, but today I cannot. Bring that soapbox over here. No, I do not need help getting on it.

In the highly censorious, condemnatory world of social media, I saw that various conservative groups are upset because Peyton Manning was drinking a Bud Light beer while watching his alma mater, Tennessee, play LSU in a college world series game. Here’s what I’m thinking.

This is like the book banning trip You People are trying.

You can drink whatever beer you so desire. You can read or not read any book you desire. BUT, you cannot tell me or Peyton Manning or anybody else what beer to drink. Nor can you tell me or anybody else what books to read or what books not to read.

Let me put it in a manner that you will understand. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you cannot pick your friend’s nose.

The boycott of Bud Light has caused that brand to fall from the top selling spot, the number one selling beer now is Modelo. I guess You People did not realize that beer comes from Mexico. Mexico – the place from where the immigrants come.

May you be lost in the Texas heat with only a cooler of ice-cold Bud Light and a paperback book from Oprah Winfrey’s book club.

No. I can get off the soapbox by myself. Thank you. Celebrate Juneteenth! Celebrate every day of freedom!

Friday, June 16, 2023 – HELL!

Friday, June 16, 2023 – HELL!

Texas temperatures are hotter than the hinges of Hell. And it is only June! The reason for this is two-fold. Number one is climate change, but number two is because the Devil got to choose between Hell or Texas in the summer when God kicked him out of heaven.

It is less than three months before college football begins. Me me me me me meee! Warming up my vocal chords! Of course the big news around town is the renewed rivalry between THE University of Texas and Texas A&M University in 2024. The game will be played in Kyle Field on a date to be determined. So some deal was struck and THE University said, “Ok, we’ll play there.!” So let’s get ready to stand and sing with the conviction “Good-bye to Texas University; So long to the orange and the white…”

HWIT, I think we should get through the 2023 season before we begin any discussion on one game in 2024. Also please note TU fans that every game in the SEC is considered a rivalry game. You can fight with Tennessee over who is UT! Perhaps you could consider UT2.

Moving on…From radio station HWIT I dedicate this song to the TU baseball team.

Blinded by the light; Revved up like a Deuce-Another runner in the night.

What a horrible, gut wrenching, heart breaking way to lose a game. If you are not aware it was the bottom of the ninth, game tied with two outs, Stanford was down to their last out. The four Texas players (SS, 2B, CF and RF) all lost the ball in the lights. And the ball falls among the four of them. Stanford runner comes home, wins the game and goes to the College World Series.

I truly empathize with the team. I really know how it feels to lose in such a terrible way. It is something that fans never forget. It will leave a bad taste in your mouth for years to come. I bet it is like watching the football leave TU’s Justin Tucker’s toe and go between the uprights of the goal post as time expires on November 24, 2011, to defeat Texas A&M. The following year the Aggies left the Big 12 for the SEC. Rumors still abound that if that kick had not been good, the Aggies would have stayed in the Big 12.

Good luck as you enter the SEC, TU! See you in 2024! WHOOP!

Friday, June 9, 2023 – Baseball Hot Dogs and Chevrolet!

Friday, June 9, 2023 – Baseball Hot Dogs and Chevrolet!

BOOMER SOONER! Here’s to the Oklahoma College Softball World Series for their THREE-PEAT World Series Championship. Next lifetime I am definitely coming back as a left-handed softball pitcher! I will have scholarship offers to major institutions of higher education from the Eighth Grade forward – just like today’s players.

I suppose on my return to Earth as a softball player I would have to grow long hair and learn how to braid it , plait it, tie it in in a pony tail and let it hang down my back. I love the fact that you can wear earrings and full make-up with glittering long eyelashes and nails done in school colors. Even with that black stuff on their face softball players look great! There are not many sports that one can look like that. Seriously, I didn’t look that good on a good day at that age, let alone standing in the sun and running around. But I do have the necessary Bad Ass Attitude required.

The NCAA D-I College World Series regionals and super regionals are currently underway with a trip to Omaha and history. I have no idea who is playing.

I played golf for the first time in three years. Year 1 – COVID. Year 2 – Texas Governor Wheeler Winter Blizzard and Rain Forest Summer. Year 3 – Hip Replacement Surgery. The good news is that I am just as bad as I was before. From the first tee box, I hit the ball into the water. This in and of itself is not unusual, but I usually hit the water on the third stroke  after I have had to lay up. (Non-golfers, this means I cannot hit the ball far enough the first time and cannot hit it over the creek on the second stroke.) In the eight years I have played this course, I have never come close to hitting the ball into the creek off the tee. I have two theories. Theory number one. Amber, my trainer, is doing an unbelievable job of strengthening upper body muscles and legs. Theory number two. The golf course moved the women’s tee box closer to the creek. I’m going with Amber.

An aside – A reminder that my strategy for people to read Here’s What I’m Thinking is that if I know you at the present or have known you in the past, there is a 99.99% that I will write about you at some point. My reason for mentioning this is because I am coming for you Dr. No Hot Dog Buns!! You may not be mentioned by name, but you will know who you are. Ponder on the that for a while!

In 1974, advertising firm, Campbell Ewald copywriter, James Hartzell, penned the phase “Baseball, hot-dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet” which became one of automotive’s iconic advertisements. I hope your weekend is filled with a few of those.

Friday, June 2, 2023 – The SEC and Just Say No to Geno

Friday, June 2, 2023 – The SEC and Just Say No to Geno

It is less than 100 days until college football kickoff. I can’t wait. It is still much too early to make too many snarky comments, but here are a few to get us warmed up.

Alabama is going to come out pissed off at Georgia and everybody else. Don’t forget TU that you have to play in Tuscaloosa this year. Get used to it Texas. Expect long plane and bus rides home.

LSU is going to wear helmets with air conditioning. They say it is due to the swampy, humid, bayou weather conditions. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/lsu-football-team-shows-off-new-air-conditioned-helmets-ahead-of-2023-season/ar-AA1c0vWY Go figure. By that reasoning it should mean that schools like Wisconsin should wear warming helmets. Talk about swamp,, there is always Florida. I was referring to the school, but if you want to think of the entire state as a backass swamp, feel free to do so.

And then there are the Texas Aggies and Jimbo’s year to do something. Alabama in Kyle Field? LSU in the Bayou with AC Helmets. But first New Mexico State. Remember Appalachian State?

And then there is Auburn – AKA Tiger Brag. Auburn stated that it is the only school in the SEC with a Buc-ees https://auburnwire.usatoday.com/lists/auburn-football-recruiting-bucees-graphic-michigan-state-appalachian-georgia/ Well, what does one expect from a school whose business department was formed in the 1980’s? This Buc-ees/Auburn snark is for you, John Hawkins!

The SEC seems to be doing the Hokey Pokey when it comes to putting schedules together. Eight SEC games? Nine SEC games? One Non-Conference school? An ACC school? A religious school? A Private School? A 6A High School team from Texas? A women’s field hockey team with a trans person? It really does not matter that much. We all know that it is where they can make the most money.

Speaking of conference changes? What is all this about UConn moving to the Big 12? Really? Does Baylor or anyone else want to go to Connecticut? Does UConn know how hot it gets in Texas? That would mean Geno for women’s basketball. Where is my vomiting emoji? https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2023/05/26/texas-longhorns-big-12-uconn-expansion-conference-potential/

As to games …With TU joining the SEC, it appears that the rivalry between THE University of Texas At Austin and Texas A&M will be renewed in 2024. Big Whoop. It seems that the location of the game is in question. TAMU AD, Ross Bjork, says “Play in Kyle Field first.” TU AD Chris Del Conte says “No.” I am certain it will be worked out by 2024.

But let us think of places the game could be played. Let’s leave out boring covered stadiums like in Arlington or Houston. How about Galveston Beach? Why not beach football? Spring Break and football combined. Beach Blanket Bingo Football.

Seriously, how about some random farmer’s field half way between College Station and Austin ala Friday Night Lights? Maybe something in Carmine or Giddings? Throw down some white lye lines. Throw up some bleachers. Play in the day to avoid lighting needs. Get some food and alcohol trucks. DONE! Maybe not even clear the field of holes and cow patties… “He slides into the endzone on a cow patty for the touchdown!”

But before there is football, the Fighting Texas Aggie baseball team faces Stanford in Palo Alto tonight. He slides safely into home plate for the win.Gig ‘Em, Aggies! BTHO Stanford Cardinal. It’s the color not the bird.