Monday, November 17, 2014 – College Football – Week 12
It is almost the end of the regular college football season. The number of teams who are hanging in the top hoping for the playoffs is getting smaller. So the first awards are the Good Bye Awards.
The Good Bye Award goes to Auburn who goes down to Georgia and is out of contention. Hey, you still have the Iron Bowl.
The Fight Song Award of Go U Northwestern for being 4-6 and yet beating Notre Dame. So we say Good Bye to Notre Dame too. Looks like it will be up to Miss Muffet again to bring home a National Championship Title for the school.
The Dam It All Up Award goes to the Oregon Beavers for upsetting Arizona State. So we say Good Bye to Arizona State. How’s the softball team looking this year?
The Orange Rising Award goes to THE University of Texas for looking very Strong! Thanksgiving just got a bit more interesting.
The Baconator or Just a Matter of Time Award goes to the Hogs of Arkansas for beating LSU. Sooey Pigs!
The Rally Award goes to Florida State for once again coming from behind against the Hurricanes of Miami.
The Award for Just Paddling Leisurely Along and playing a soft remaining schedule goes to the Ducks of Oregon.
The Crimson Tide Rising Award goes to Alabama, who will drown the Ducks and flood the Florida State swamps.
You ARE in Kansas Award, Toto goes to TCU. Thank goodness you realized you were at the University of Kansas, worst team in Big 12, and somehow escaped by four points. That will not win any Selection Committee votes.
The I Told You So Award goes to me for saying early on that Uncle Will Muschamp would not make it at Florida. CHOMP!
And to the Aggies of Texas A&M, I award the What the Hell? When it is fourth down and one yard to make it first down and goal or it is fourth down and two to score, why in the hell did you roll right and throw back left? Only Peyton Manning and Tom Brady can do that. What dumbass called that play?
The only thing worse that poor play calling by the Aggies was the announcing team of Brat Mushburger and Jesse Palmer. At least Palmer quit saying “When I was Florida…” Really, it is the SEC versus all the rest, and yet, we have to deal with those two clowns? Boo.
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